Built to Spill is so insanely good that one of the least-streamed songs off one of its middle-oeuvre albums is a top tier, A+ rock tune, one of the better songs anyone could ever hope to construct. Doug Martsch pisses excellence m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tb0...

women will take something called a "focus gummy" and immediately break up with you

Wow I really did it www.maptap.gg May 28 100🎯 98🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 Final score: 995

I have a goal of becoming a capable Maryland waterman by the end of the summer. Caught 2 keeper rockfish yesterday off Poplar Island on topwater and used the carcasses to bait my crab traps. Natty Bohs going into the pot to steam my crabs (had 4 yesterday, should be several more today)

The final minute of yesterday's race inside the cockpit of Felix Rosenqvist's Indy car... via @indy44 X

I want you all to know that Spurs staying up has everything to do with my dedication to not watching them at all during their recent run. I missed the first de Zerbi match when they played well and haven’t watched a SECOND live since. Your welcome

Poisoned

Now that they’ve completed the ugliest title-winning season in the modern era, Mikel Arteta can now get to work on a system that produces football Arsenal fans can be proud of

Can’t believe I have to mute every blogger in Brooklyn

Big accounts that I follow for news or insights and any account owner that I’m friends with should be banned from publicly supporting any footy club other than Tottenham Hotspur

Hey man, COYS

Xabi Alonso reading about Man City needing a new manager next season, one day after becoming the new Chelsea manager:

I click the link every now and then to see where the peasantry (those who are not patrons of Branson, the finest arteest of the 21st century) is in the storyline. The unwashed are not always 3 strips behind me, but when they are I chortle so heartily my monocle pops out

The gentleman doth looksmaxx too much, methinks

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

Oh 2015 no doubt about that.

i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

Thucydides trap is what I’ve been cooking up in the lab with my homies ASAP Lethe and Miss Ero

Easy one

www.maptap.gg May 12 99🎯 100🎯 95🏅 99🎯 94🏆 Final score: 968

God that guy’s punches are so good

I can fix her

My friend Bryan is a 50-year-old neighborhood dad with a good career and a kid in college, and he did his first-ever stagedive at Drug Church last night. Human beings are amazing creatures.

I mean you can dislike the guy personally or whatever. I don't care, I'm 40, the concept of "streamers" is a baffling one to me. But virtually every time I see a quote of his circulating he's spitting fucking bars

Not sure I’ll ever beat the 970 I posted the second ever time I played www.maptap.gg May 6 99🎯 98🎯 98🎯 100🎯 90👑 Final score: 963

Noel’s brother being named Liam is so fucking good.

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

HOBO WHO THINKS THE HOBO CODE SYMBOL FOR “WILL OWN YOUR BUSTED-ASS SHOES” IS THE SYMBOL FOR “KIND MAN, FREE VITTLES”: Dude fuck off you’re the third person this week to say that about them, and your ripoff porridge sucks. Why are these forebear hobos THE MOST full of shit

Tag yourself, I’m no one but look at this fucking gray guy. He’s literally gray. The Colloidal Man

Four new signups, the Guest Birder Bump; everybody loves @maggiehendricks.bsky.social and @alanwhickers.bsky.social

I hand Robin Williams his coffee in 1979:

Michael Tracy you would get rinsed like a washcloth by the average 9th grader brother

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

*birding nemesis showing me a photo of a scarlet tanager on their phone* Me: and you saw this? BN: Yes Me: (grimacing) nice BN: just landed on my fence Me: (putting on raincoat) you like Huey Lewis And The News?

I kind of lost it during 2020 and I have a wife and talked to friends on house party and FaceTime most days. If I didn’t have a partner I would have been certifiably insane after 3 weeks of Covid lockdown. Heroic shit from a lot of folks

Actually it was a conglomerate of small TikTok accounts showing goose pictures on the field

They’re calling it “the only wearable Pig Destroyer merch”

Keep seeing these “worst meat” takes. Skill issues everywhere

my only strong memory of four loko is one dude in my law school class passing out in a pile of full garbage bags outside a restaurant. no one could get him up. i lost track of the situation and then twenty minutes later saw that same man sprinting full speed through rittenhouse square

Oh man I napped through the entire Tottenham match on my couch with the windows open and woke up with the birds singing and sun shining. Anyway time to enjoy my family and the good weather

Great job with this guys

I must congratulate Hilton Als on the most convoluted sentence that actually makes sense I have ever read:

Toddler defiance is way more entertaining when your little fucker says “NOOOPE” rather than “no”

Alito writing a majority opinion in the rendition case US v. Pontiff finding that an originalist reading of Unam Sanctam anticipates the supremacy of the American executive, including multiple AI hallucinations warning about a giant shark named The Melanchthon.

honestly fucking disgusted to live in this country