Think how cool it would be if Spurs had more than one player who could pass, and if he played anything other than CB

Aside from the obvious horrors, please look at this fucking clown. Just a horrible embarrassing mess of a human being. Go find Christ asshole. Get a horse and live in the mountains someplace and don't bother anybody

I’m not giving you a fucking feedback survey on the Orioles game I attended yesterday. Get out of my face!

Rose’s. On Flatbush in Brooklyn. RIP.

Brighton's video with Samaritans for the Together Against Suicide initiative Well done Brighton 👏 👏 @officialbha.bsky.social

So the guys with dozens of anime bikini babe stickers all over their car. Do they think women are into that

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

{Verne Lundquist voice} Have you EVER... in your LIFE… waited for a Trader Joe’s samosa to cool down enough not to burn your mouth

Was blissfully and borderline intentionally unaware of what “Ezra Klein” was until very recently. I badly want to go back to that place

@jlasoul.bsky.social dogg I knew it was you that reposted this into my tl without even looking lol.

QOTD: Pick a sedan, any sedan.

Dozens and dozens of far right psychopaths with audiences saying pretty much out loud “We need to make this thing the Reichstag fire” is pretty wild. I’d say these times are not great times

incredible signs going up in brooklyn

Might be the funniest one of these I’ve ever seen

When the free kick is 50M over Vicario’s crossbar

oh we're supposed to go back to normal and pretend that major players in our government and media didn't spend multiple days telling us democrats deserve to be hunted like dogs in the street because their favorite podcaster got ganked? not me, thanks! some people don't forget!

La Taco Chingada; G43J+7RG, 5a. Avenida Sur, Zacatecoluca, El Salvador https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=13.5031978%2C-88.8679133&query_place_id=ChIJb80xFQCtfI8RQFlkwn8Q1Hs

Reddit saying a midshipman who was kicked out returned wearing a cop uniform and was knocking on doors telling people to come out. 3 shot 1 critical condition

Gunshots heard at US Naval Academy- Fox News

Bad Bunny, one of the biggest musical artists in the world, said he avoided the US in his tour because he thought ICE would set up ouside his shows.

MLS should bring back its early-league shootout style

Did not intend to or want to see the horrifying video I just saw so please do this if you’re like me

This clown is 6’9”? Good lord what a waste of measurables

🎶And she goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs Normal people don't act that way" I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi" And she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi Just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi🎶

Crabcakes football

She Blue on this Sky ‘til I ism

People talk about New Yorkers being rude. They are not. They are in a hurry because they are insane due to a number of factors. What you see as rudeness is quiet patience with an expectation that you get your shit together in short order

If I could make a deal with god where the one parameter is that it’s off if I cross an arbitrary line of “too greedy”, then I’d propose that I get to hang out with my mom again for a full day once per year. She gets to meet my kids and see how well we’re all doing, etc. I don’t think that’s too much

I have no theme. Just pure unadulterated guys, rattled off as soon as they were remembered. As I believe the lord, were he not dead, would have wanted

She Blue on this Sky ‘til I ism

😉 Cristian Romero Micky Van de Ven Kevin Danso 🤷 Radu Drăgușin Kota Takai 🥴 Ben Davies

I’m sorry, lol

My heart is fucking pounding. [eyes furtively darting toward juju meter] it’s not about anything specific though

Player X only wanted Chelsea. Player Y only wanted Milan. Player Z really had no preference where he went. Which of these statements cannot be true?

Already said this elsewhere but Tame Impala in 2010 at Pianos on the LES. Back when they were a band and not a guy

Xavi Simons also in this camp. And that’s why I do NOT want him [very obviously staring at the juju meter while trying to appear as if I’m not staring at the juju meter]

Every UVA couple looks exactly like this

I’m sure the jeans are very cool. They do not, however, look good. Even on the most beautiful boy

No matter how good I get at knowing birds, I promise never to devote myself to knowing gulls. If it happens, it will have been because I am living by the water and have to see their boring asses and listen to their bullshit every day

I work fully remotely at the moment but *cannot* work from home. I’m a born tinkerer, I need to work in a place away from my house, otherwise I’m going to do laundry, water plants, mulch and cook all day

They don’t even give them pokers or grabbers

Was just reminded that this whips ass m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIej...

Old heads know

My prescription for helping electoral politics remains the same: you either get to vote for candidates who you think are epic to watch on tv and online, or you get to vote for the candidates who actually run things and have policies. Separate elections and you can’t vote in both. That’s felony fraud

I am going to watch the Tottenham match now.

I did mutual nsa jo stuff with the Cracker Barrel guy in 2001. It was right after 9/11. We sat in those Adirondack chairs. He seemed like he was going through a lot

Cannot wait for the first NLD. Have never said that in my life, I hate it so bad, but this one is an exception

Now go get a progressive passer who plays centrally like we should have been doing the whole time. Meanwhile I’ll do my job and convince myself that I didn’t actually want Eze and that he would not have been incredible for us

Ah man I am so glad I am on vacation and incapable of getting unreasonably upset. Now time to check social media

I played in a 3-on-3 basketball tournament yesterday and boy is my head sunburnt in the exact shape of the window on a baseball hat with a strap when you wear it backwards