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@yuckytom.bsky.social
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well aren’t you a hot diggity dog and a scallywag to boot
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Ilhan Omar
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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the videos of those people being murdered by ICE in Minnesota are very clear from at least three angles each and if you say anything to the contrary in support of the state-sanctioned death squad you’re being purposely obtuse and you’re really weird and cowardly no matter your reasons
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listen my guy… can i call you ‘my guy’ your honor
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[hanging out the passenger side of my best friend’s ride] what did you just call me??
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you weirdos were all about 2a and “don’t tread on me” and all that until those who are 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 oppressed started arming themselves against 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 tyranny and now you’re snitching and bitching and tonguing the boot on your neck like the little sycophants you are
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so for no reason i decided to watch two (2) ellen barkin films every month in the year of 2026 culminating in The Fan (1996) with the death scene lined up exactly at midnight of the new year and this space will become a thread commemorating that
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they’re braising me in a large dutch oven tomorrow with onions, carrots, celery, some red wine, beef broth and a bay leaf for several hours at 250°
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yes i am a white MALE yes i am raising four DURABLE conservative BOYS to become MEN no i don't HUG them EVER my masculinity is THAT fragile yes i love ROCK n roll yes i live in a storage unit off route 22 i made some bad INVESTMENTS in a FAILED soft drink company
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you ever bust so hard it farts after?
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take me down to the suck me off city, where the ladies suck me off and also it’s a city. suck… me… off…
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rest in piss you won’t be missed scott adams get fucked forever buddy you died on your knees begging for help from the ruling class with their boot in your mouth
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JD Vance’s mother took a vicodin for a headache once and the butterfly effect has led us here
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they can’t hide bryce dallas howard’s big fat ass from me no matter how hard they try. i will find it
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Sweatpants Cher
6 months ago
she was right about everything
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my brother went to high school with jonathan ross and said he was the kid that would pull his pants and underwear all the way down to his ankles and hold his shirt up past his nipples at the urinal
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gender-swapped lyric in the david byrne cover of drivers license. sorry baby if you’re singing o-rod you gotta be gay for 3 minutes and 25 seconds no excuses
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cringe to call something “orwellian” anymore bc the world’s corniest co-opted it and used it incorrectly til it lost all meaning but watching something very clearly happen with your own eyes then having the government tell you it didn’t is just about as 1984 as it gets
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Good Trailcams
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if the ladies really don’t like the term “flat doggy” maybe we can change it to spatchcock. it’s already got a dirty word in it and everything
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Truckstop Vigilante
9 months ago
Calling in to work over encumbered
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Janice Films 2.0
2 months ago
it never even went viral or anything but I once saw someone in the replies of a tweet say that aimee terese “looks like a shriek from a dry well” and not a day has gone by without me thinking about it
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just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
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frovo
2 months ago
quit then pussy
add a skeleton here at some point
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and so what? who cares
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We're just normal men
2 months ago
We’re just normal men
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they keep strapping me to the apparatus at work no matter how much i kick and scratch
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it’s about to be 2026 i think it’s high time we finally remove the stigma from cutting your life into pieces. especially if it’s your last resort
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Michael Jay McClure
3 months ago
You can always design a chandelier in your mind when confronted with a blabbermouth or a bloviator. Like, that’s available to you.
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Tamper Proof Lid
3 months ago
Babe did you want health insurance this year or are we good
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New lettuce
3 months ago
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
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Janice Films 2.0
3 months ago
couples costume idea
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just saw pics of a man getting married in one of those peaky blinders ass caps. like he was in front of the priest with that shit on vowing
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website i’ve never been to ever in my life: you’ve read your last free article you piece of shit. you abomination. we should just give you this recipe for free? for NOTHING? get real scumbag. already a member? log in :)
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free palestine
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me and who
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“i’ve never seen autism in anyone under 70 years old” well whenever my grandmother has to go to a new place she prints out directions and drives there a day in advance just to make sure she “knows how to do it” so jot that down
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texting every hot girl in my phone “of course. anything for you. love you” quickly followed by “whoops sorry that was for my mom 🫣”
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Cohen is a Ghost
5 months ago
you got understand, CK was a moneymaking operation for republicans and in lieu of him being able to do that they are going to put his name on everything. when you point out that he sucked shit you really threaten their brand. that's really what this is all about
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i wonder how many HVAC guys get Cask of Amontillado’d every year. just seems like you’re kinda asking for it frequenting strangers’ attics and basements all the time. i’ll bet it’s not zero
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cartoon dog gf
7 months ago
it’s wild how we’re giving elmo a pass when with any other public figure, we’d be demanding accountability instead of making excuses like “he got hacked”. i think it’s clear that elmo has held a grudge against jewish people ever since larry david beat him up on live television.
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taco bell and chipotle don’t wound me tummologically bc i approach them both courageously with a warrior’s spirit and an intestinal fortitude and presence of self not seen since alexander the great
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Tim Onion
6 months ago
AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.
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when we were 18 my friend and i went to our first strip club at like noon and there were only two dancers there and we befriended one with a super thick accent who made me guess where she was from and i said 'russia' and she said 'yis! the land of snow and bears how u know this'
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Boze the Library Owl
6 months ago
If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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elon murdered yuckytom bc he had become too powerful. a beacon in the dark…. much can be learned from this
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merritt
6 months ago
guy whose brand is goofy dude that respects women and minorities who just hit 10,000 followers on a social media platform: well, time to do some sex crimes
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haven’t read a single word about the best new game i’ve played in years on any social media platform and that’s how i know i can’t trust any of you to have correct opinions on anything
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Honey Bun
9 months ago
i’ve been saying stuff for as long as i can remember
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when it’s my turn to talk at the IBS support group
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