was just discussing the lame devil wears prada remake and without even thinking about it the phrase “the devil wears shein” tore its way out of me and I had to stop for a second to appreciate how much I cooked

Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

every single one of them needs to die

loving the deafening silence regarding the now TWO broad daylight civilian executions from every pudding-brained person who was posting “political violence isn’t the answer” in the wake of the charlie kirk shooting

This is what love looks like.

it’s simple really: snoopy is the exact perfect shape and proportions to activate an overwhelming flood of positive and loving emotion in the brains of women everywhere

boxd.it/iNgfR my hand has been forced

listen I’m not saying anything to the quality or experience of F1 as a film because I haven’t seen it yet, but in this dreadful age of lazy movie titles, that’s a new low for one of the laziest I’ve ever seen lmao

AITA: I [25M] traded our unborn daughter [-1F] to a witch for a handful of weeds because my wife [24F] was having pregnancy cravings

cooking mama showing 9-year-old me how to make a salisbury steak

james cameron getting the idea for the avatar franchise

Considering that IMAN (4) is also in this picture, the concentrated crossword power on display here is overwhelming. Blinding. Nuclear. ☢️

[me, straightjacked, muttering from my padded cell] rotten tomatoes is a review aggregator it’s not a critic it’s all vibes “96% on rotten tomatoes” doesn’t mean ANYTHING

if you’ve eaten the pickled eggs at rocka rolla you’re immune to coronavirus idk I didn’t read the book

I’ll be 2 seconds from a generational crashout and then here comes my work computer with a notification that it’s time to change my password

breaking into my bf’s phone not to read his texts but to finally make him follow me back on spotify

me soothing my pre-show anxiety about the buche de nöel I am going to attempt on thursday

whenever a conservative says like “i won’t apologize for being white” i’m kind of like where were you hanging out that people were asking that of you

angrily scrawled in notes app last night as I thought about the fact that I have to work a 2-day week leading up to christmas for no reason

who up avrilin their 14th

being out of the philly area and referring to a sandwich on a long roll as a “hoagie” among company makes me feel like one of god’s chosen people

is it bad form to steal back your own gift from a white elephant because I kinda like the thing I bought lol

lovely date day! we got coffee & rode a R1-9 subway train from the 1930s 😯

ah yes, a notable yuletide bird, the male scarlet tanager in summer plumage

did… did the dog write this recipe

I poopood in my diaper @7SoulsDeep

you should have to pass a mandatory situational awareness course before you can come to new york city. to live OR to visit

I try to eat vegan at least one day of the week; here’s a full day of delicious vegan meals I cooked today 🫶🏻

actually one of the most beautiful meals I’ve ever whipped up and plated and it’s like a random Wednesday

cannot STAND this coquettish “trend” in cooking videos of having long sleeves all the way over your hands sweater paws uwu while you’re chopping vegetables and shit. ROLL UP YOUR GODDAMN SLEEVES WHILE YOU COOK YOU FUCKING MORON. YOU ABSOLUTE PUDDING BRAINED IDIOT

dig this guy's taste in art IG casitamxhome

paul mescal please give me a chance

just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits #birds 🌿

trader joes cashiers are like courtesans in a way

me and @irockthe732.bsky.social about to go honk shoo mimimi in the pit

it never even went viral or anything but I once saw someone in the replies of a tweet say that aimee terese “looks like a shriek from a dry well” and not a day has gone by without me thinking about it

the moment I hear the phrase “high-value man/woman” I start getting scared

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

a saw film where john kramer goes to trader joe’s on a weekday evening and then spends the entire film creating traps for every single person who mildly annoys him

so true nyc

Juvenile Roseate Spoonbill, St. Augustine, Florida, USA. Colored pencils and pens on Canson paper. 🧪🌿🌎🐡🪶 #wildlife #scicomm #sciviz #wildlifeart #illustration #scientificillustration #natureart #visualscicomm #sciviz #scicomm #Spoonbills #ColoredPencil

Irwin, Idaho Pop: 247 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irwin,_Idaho Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53096532 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=61870903 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=123274902

I think we all can agree that whatever gets him out is great, but it is particularly infuriating that this is the line for all these spineless losers and not the mountains of evidence prior nor the countless civil/human rights abuses nor the hush money nor the convictions in a court of law nor the

please, just Barry…… Mr. McCockiner was my father

Can we normalize trains?

A lot of Very Serious People will be pretending to be confused about What This All Means as a way to avoid the simple inconvenient reality: Voters like it when candidates are kind sincere non-weirdos who are passionate about big popular ideas that will actually help real people.