Jerry Reinsdorf loves the mood

Lol Jesus Christ

I am getting DRUNK and I have the weekend OFF and can watch MOVIES and finally write my LUIGI'S MANSION NOVEL ADAPTATION

ah yes, the frisson of transgression, famously available to white Americans via holding such heterodox beliefs as "all of the shit every rich white person in American history has believed"

back in MY day OUR illegal Middle East war had FOUR WEEKS of in-country assault planned out before Republican leadership expected democracy to magically happen

The official theme song of aggravated fleeing to elude (625 ILCS 5/11-204.1(a)(1))

Do it NOW

RE9 bringing back Nemesis in Act 4 just to demonstrate that Umbrella really never had a better product Everything since Nemesis has been ChatGPT I'm DOD and some Umbrella guy shows up like "we're working on this parasitic mold" and I'm like "flush it down the toilet, give me 50 more Nemeses"

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

SHOW ME UR WEENIS

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

You see Ratios, but rarely do you see a chain of them this perfect. This is the Nadia Comaneci in Montreal of not getting it. Incredible stuff. once in a lifetime, like a comet.

"We're going to meet Americans where they are, not where elites think they should be," David Ellison says of his plans for Warner Bros. and HBO. "And that means more heroic characters in film and on TV who seem somehow not to have eyebrows and always are breathing through their mouths."

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

K*lling myself so that I can be buried in the Supreme casket. I died never knowing the touch of a woman. My mom is crying over my body at the funeral and my dad is in the pews just shaking his head solemnly. He can’t believe what a fucking dork he raised.

I wish there was something about the White Sox other than Jerry Reinsdorf

Sonic the Hedgehog: "Gotta go fast" Shadow the Hedgehog:

This has passed into my Youtube canon Pop culture: now DEVO(TM)-compatible

Never Forget

There's the Vice President, J.D. Vance, his wife--oop.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

we absolutely need to know who he sent this to. how is this something the public is being kept in the dark on???

"I want the most depraved sex acts" "Okay, what turns you on?" ". . . just the . . . wildest, most depraved, insane . . . what would you recommend?"

we stand with don lemon and the entire lemon party

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

RIP to Dan. His "A decade of Philly sports fans on the TV news" video from the other site is pure gold.

Trump’s fundraisers are now using the threat of dispatching ICE against citizens as an email engagement tactic.

Extremely funny to be hired to run a broadcast operation and pivot to “well broadcasting is dead” 60 days in

[stares directly into the camera]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

The world watches.

It's time to abolish Trump’s ICE.

he was putting his hands up as they continued to assault him before he was murdered. this is horrifying

I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.

Another murder

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

"internal bleeding"

The gestapo files on public opinion are fascinating. Citizens’ level of grousing about rationing and food availability was a major driver of decision making at the highest levels. Even after the Sportpalast speech there was no capability to really *impose* Total War on the population.

This is as good as the fact that "slut" is Swedish for "end" or "conclusion" Back in college, watching early social drama Ingeborg Holm (1916), about a poor mother driven insane by losing her children; at the end, she hugs her eldest child from her sickbed TITLE CARD: SLUT

The Académie Française today announced that French kinksters must use the term "maîtrise de la pisse" instead of the more widely-used Japanese loan word "omorashi".

I love that we have four or five separate examples of ICE thugs directly threatening to murder dissidents by saying precisely the same thing (haven't you learned your lesson?), and it never fails to just make people virulently angry. They just refuse to believe it's not working.

gotdamn

Apparently Eric Adams already rug-pulled his own memecoin www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurr...

Been back on my shit riding the Facebook comment section and encountered a strong contender for the most freakish man alive

It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face. If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.

Unfortunately for Powell, the Roberts Supreme Court specifically ruled that the president cannot be legally accused of making a bad-faith, pretextual prosecution, but is “absolutely immune” from any questioning of his motives for investigating or prosecuting whoever he chooses