ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah...

Orson Welles: big fan of John Landis

i remember learning "there is no silver bullet" in my cs classes and it's bleakly hilarious that all tech speculation now is "what if we made a silver bullet? we will add the line 'you are the silver bullet' to claude's code"

When I post, I enter a state of mushin (無心), thinking only of my duty to post, much like the 17th samurai Suzuki Shōsan who unhesitatingly decapitated a child lord at the Battle of Osaka. This is an extreme comparison, but a poster must cultivate “posting energy” and be ready to post at any time.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

YESSS!!! STAY THRU THE CREDITS GUYS THATS ALL ILL SAY!!!!

Temecula is a funnier word but “meet me in front of the Hampton Inn” has such an Everyman quality to it I think this has staying power

We ain't talkin' some rock-head Gray Death hoochie. With me it's always satisfaction GUARANTEED.

420 blaze it

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

So gut so gut dass niemand weiss Dass ich ChatGPT heißt

Time to figure out how to use polymarket to bet on Hegseth having a job by Monday

This is real

Anyway here's a thing you 1) can't unsee once seen and 2) will not want to forget

Really doing "I'll attack Persia and a great empire will fall," huh

STUDIO EXEC: Well, Ben, the reviews of the Mario sequel aren't good. ME: Mmm. SE: You may have been right. ME: Mmm. SE: So maybe you can write a StarFox adaptation with some umph. ME: Okay-- SE: So long as it doesn't involve Pigma Degmar sobbing in mortal terror ME: Have you seen Winchester '73

is this a cult? is this an ad for a cult?

So unreasonably angry about Fox McCloud in the Mario sequel The Arwing is the next-generation air/space superiority fighter developed by Transorbital Dynamics for the Conerian Defense Logistics Agency or you could put your arms out and go WOOOSH with star magic who cares

Everyone who has said “we should have a general strike”—a lot of people!—put May 1 on your calendar. The demand is on the table and it’s real and now it’s on all of us to participate and not just wonder why it never happens.

Man after the first one I didn't have any hopes for the Mario movie sequel, but finding out they've shoehorned fucking Fox McCloud into it is really getting into "do you want to fucking tell a story or not" territory

I've been really tryin', baby Tryin' to hold back this feeling for two days And if you feel like I feel, baby Then come on, oh, come on, woo

I’m at ICE HQ

yes, absolutely, sir. extremely based. tremendous parenting.

Our SCOTUS has gotten us to the cyberpunk future where you can be in -prison- for falling asleep somewhere

Stabbed in the back by Jews? Where have I heard that bef--oh, right, Weimar Germany explaining the WWI loss, right

"I have no interiority; every action I take is guided by grey-eyed Athena"

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

Jerry Reinsdorf loves the mood

Lol Jesus Christ

I am getting DRUNK and I have the weekend OFF and can watch MOVIES and finally write my LUIGI'S MANSION NOVEL ADAPTATION

ah yes, the frisson of transgression, famously available to white Americans via holding such heterodox beliefs as "all of the shit every rich white person in American history has believed"

back in MY day OUR illegal Middle East war had FOUR WEEKS of in-country assault planned out before Republican leadership expected democracy to magically happen

The official theme song of aggravated fleeing to elude (625 ILCS 5/11-204.1(a)(1))

Do it NOW

RE9 bringing back Nemesis in Act 4 just to demonstrate that Umbrella really never had a better product Everything since Nemesis has been ChatGPT I'm DOD and some Umbrella guy shows up like "we're working on this parasitic mold" and I'm like "flush it down the toilet, give me 50 more Nemeses"

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

SHOW ME UR WEENIS

this is horrifying. this is why they say death to america. because all we bring is death to their children and people

You see Ratios, but rarely do you see a chain of them this perfect. This is the Nadia Comaneci in Montreal of not getting it. Incredible stuff. once in a lifetime, like a comet.

"We're going to meet Americans where they are, not where elites think they should be," David Ellison says of his plans for Warner Bros. and HBO. "And that means more heroic characters in film and on TV who seem somehow not to have eyebrows and always are breathing through their mouths."

my boss at the southern reach told me expeditions keep going missing in area x so i asked how many theyve sent in and my boss said they just find new people afterwards and i said it sounds like theyre just feeding people to area x and lowry started crying

K*lling myself so that I can be buried in the Supreme casket. I died never knowing the touch of a woman. My mom is crying over my body at the funeral and my dad is in the pews just shaking his head solemnly. He can’t believe what a fucking dork he raised.

I wish there was something about the White Sox other than Jerry Reinsdorf

Sonic the Hedgehog: "Gotta go fast" Shadow the Hedgehog:

This has passed into my Youtube canon Pop culture: now DEVO(TM)-compatible