bath salted caramel pot brownies

So the founder is Rod Laver's cousin once removed & a former tennis pro himself, was among 20 or so who survived Delta Flight 191 & a subject of Michael Connolly's Sun-Sentinel story about the survivors that was a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. oh yeah that crash is elaborated on in Rain Man too

Fallout: Miami *airhorn*

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

Gendo Ikari, the antihero of Neon Genesis Evangelion

"I don’t want to make it sound that Charles Beaumont, with his sad life cut short, is all doom and pessimism. But horror is a merciless genre, it can’t be otherwise, and if one wants to write it seriously, one must accept that and write mercilessly." www.thebulwark.com/p/hopeless-h...

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

Paul Verhoeven presents: TEDx

More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites

Max Cohen applies power drill to temple

This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard Even when the Simpsons had Burns get addressed as Jesus in his vanity film, the words were not coming out of Burns' own mouth

Hundreds of thousands of people around the world are getting sick or starving because the United States made promises that couldn't survive one United States presidential election

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

As the President is a television-based lifeform, this is basically like putting a Terminal Man wire into his brain that allows him at will to push a button to experience the sensation of shooting a load

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say. This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand. All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

I believe this to my core. They're using trans people as a test case to dismantle individual rights in the US.

The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it

i am assuming this is an ad for leaded gasoline

He killed again defector.com/how-do-you-s...

Love these news cycles where white guys go on TV to be like "you must understand, in the ancient Korean culture it's considered very disrespectful to grab someone and throw them in prison for no reason"

oh god it's worse than bad it's bad and REALLY DUMB bsky.app/profile/laur...

MLK Junior is actually a good analogy for Charlie Kirk in this situation; right wingers are eager to selectively quote him and they don’t actually care that he was murdered.

never gonna be not weird that formerly innocuous sideline reporter Michele Tafoya is a complete molten-brained freak now

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

on that shit that got me forgetting how to use a zipper and then realizing it's part of god's plan

they literally want to round us up man. can democrats please get a fucking spine and stand the fuck up for us now? we literally cannot counter this ourselves when they want our voices and rights taken away. please do fucking something

Surveillance footage of people at the office telling me about the inscription "notices bulges OwO" on the spent murder bullet casing

Also, Dada was in part a response to the nonsense of fascism. AI slop is the nonsense of fascism.

The thing about the crazed influencer doing a selfie video while everyone else is fleeing and then tainting the crime scene is that THIS IS WHO THE TOP TWO PEOPLE AT THE FBI ARE, TOO

Brain: gone

Absolute freaks on Facebook suggesting Kirk was killed by the Mossad "Gentlemen, as a practical matter nothing can keep us from siezing and cleansing the entire pre-1948 Palestine territory short of a full on invasion by NATO. Only one thing stands in our way: American college asshole Charlie Kirk"

the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”

resist

The demobilizing, deflating, and depressing effect of watching day after day as the dumbest, most vapid lickspittles alive are elevated and handed success beyond your wildest dreams is a feature, not a bug, of authoritarian / nationalist movements like this one.

i'm sorry, i'm fucking dying at this. i for one unconditionally support the SEALs in developing mission plans that amount to a bunch of guys falling out of an airplane directly into a whale's mouth

Also kind of crazy that the congressional democratic response seems to be "it's concerning that we weren't briefed" rather than "the president had the military blow up an unarmed civilian vessel with no warning and everyone involved in this needs to go to jail"

I do NOT go about making accusations of plagiarism lightly and I would not have taken this public if I thought I had any legal recourse at all, but more than 30 YEARS AGO 'The Bone Temple' is what, when I was a teenager, I named my bedroom

The OpenAI employee share sale at the BS $500bn number is now up to $10.3 billion. This is a cashout. This is the thing you do when you do not see a future for the company. www.cnbc.com/2025/09/03/o...

Placing Trump's unresponsive body in the cockpit of a stealth bomber with a helmet on. "Highway to the Danger Zone" plays on a tinny speaker. An aide helps him do a thumbs-up.

a play in 3 acts

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Given the state of our long-term planning, this'll register like a fart in a hurricane, but also it kind of is, because in this scenario, we will already be experiencing so many other catastrophic systems failures that there won't be much of human civilization left.

Big rally of multiple unions in DuPont Circle in DC right now. “They want us to be quiet, but we’re just gonna get louder.”

There are few if any real barriers left to Donald Trump using the military to seize full political control of an American city and I think that is likely to happen. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/thinking-a...

Today's executive order calling for "a standing National Guard quick reaction force that shall be resourced, trained, and available for rapid nationwide deployment" seems like a setup for a 100% Trump-controlled military force to be used against domestic enemies. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Amazing movie

While the pace of play shit isn't fun for baseball in theory, it is true I would prefer all Sox games to which I must take my family to take zero minutes