Happy fat boy Friday or whatever

Come rub it ❤️

Professor says night 😘

Not me trying to tuck my non existent long hair behind my ear 😩

Was I about to try to tuck my hair behind my ear? Maybe.

🌖 night

Stole this jacket from your dad

Rise and shine cuties

Morning y’all

Night

Post work glow ❤️

Spooky day 👻🎃

Free me

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Just think it's rude no one is wrestling with me rn

🥰

Hey she can recruit

Rise and shine

Fat boy Friday ❤️

linkedin informing me that people are looking at my profile, taking it as a threat

Rise and shine cuties ❤️

Night ❤️😘

talking with conservatives today

opening sniffies with no intention of hooking up

Red room.. #oilpainting #art

✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured

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Built like a dad ❤️

Oomf is hot 😩

Rise and shine ❤️

Clocked in

if your lawyer has a cybertruck you are NOT getting your kids in the divorce

The economy is in shambles diva

Night y’all

Another for y’all ❤️

bees are kinda the original chemsex polycule if you think about it

For literally BILLIONS of years the moon has orbited Earth RENT FREE, wasting valuable night sky space that should be going to more VALUABLE satellites. The nepotism must end, NO MORE FREE RIDES! Thank you for your attention to this.

Restaurant so loud, I can’t even hear what the food smell like!

closing the tabs after cranking hog

Domming you into sorting your downloads folder

Well, that's a years worth of meal prep completed.

I bet the food is amazing. You can't have a sign like that and serve bad food.

wait do i need the bitchy robot endtable

I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.

Anyways @capallbriste.bsky.social said I should post this here 😩. Enjoy.