I love how that fable has traveled with the diaspora

Y’all ever heard about the alligator that carried the scorpion across the bayou?? K.

Hey. HEY!!! Stop that!!

I personally think anything goes!! Because this is a newer formal practice, people are theming these events in various ways. As long as yall get together & have a good time, anything goes!!

📍HOLD THE LINE!!!! And if all else fails, scorch the earth!!! Some things can not be managed by compromise. Healthcare has to be that.

My god brothers pictures just came back. Jostens should be ASHAMED!!! She better not buy that pack 😭😭😭

Only about 50 days left in the year, and my brain is still in May 🙃

Pilots just gotta get that crash feeling.

Hills in Baltimore are also very problematic. My sport utility wagon just rolled down hill. I couldn’t even catch it! I had to get in the car and go get it once it crashed a few blocks downhill!!

I had on my lil pleather jacket, and the damn thing must have dry-rotted over the summer because it crumbled off my body!!! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

everyone i know in dc has gotten them on time

I've seen a few people on here say they received partial payments. I believe one was in Minnesota. I sure would like to know if people have gotten their funds?! This whole thing is maddening! SMH.

Kansas SNAP is available, have yall people check if they usually get their stamps around this time . I’m in Missouri so far no one has received theirs.

They've given them out in Florida. When you call the customer service number it says November benefits were dispersed and tells the balance.

I haven't received anything.

Has anyone received a late Nov SNAP payment? Can we believe anything before the people confirm it happened? I just don’t have trust

I had on all white dress clothes & it started night raining?? The rain is a paid actor. Paid for by Todd.

1. A slap in the fucking face, given what one has usually had to learn and acquire to get to that point 2. Thinly veiled cover to "train" the AI to do tasks you can do, with thr goal of getting it to a point where it can replace you. I'm seeing this firsthand right now myself

Asking professionals to use AI is an insult to their skill & experience.

Why is the meter maid tipping around, trying to be slick? 🤣🤣🤣 a menace!!!

Ugh I loved Payless. You're right such a loss.

I wish Payless was still around! I need a lil granny shoe, and I know they would have it!!

And to my niggas like malt that floss a lot. Bruh let's just give up chips and popcorn bruh. I'm tired of going through the pain of a kernel hiding between the 7th and 8th vertebrae

Friends, there is so much happening in the world. Just don’t forget to floss, and I mean that.

Got a slap on the wrist for refusing to share data. So what. I’ll do it again 🙄

I never knew Orange Sunkist has caffeine!!! Omg!!! I feel drugged!!!

Hold the hell on. Martha Stewart is over there?? She doesn’t have a good record with corporations… 🙃

Tf they got they hand out for, when we ain’t got SNAP money?? No. Go ask Argentina. 🙄

This might be our last 70+ day of the year, and this fall has been BEAUTIFUL!

I'll check with the committee.

Math glorifies all of God’s Creation. I’m ready to start school January 5, 2026!!

But… what do y’all mean by “exotic”? Because I got a good lil Bachata in me! She can come out to play for a math degree!!! 👀👀👀

He thinks he has a role in this current administration. Like… he thinks his time has been freed up to join his ballroom building brethren 🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣

What this full moon got in it??? 😭😭😭

For those who don’t know, Lina Khan gave tech bros hell AND her ass to kiss when she was FTC chair. She was busting monopolies left and right. Gave Amazon and Meta the finger too. This is an EXCELLENT addition to his team.

Shhhhhhh!!!! 🤫 Please let the people get lost in the sauce! Don’t hip them to the strategy.

If all the states make their voter stickers available for order (maybe $1 each + $3 s/h), each state could use the profit to fund SNAP benefits real quick!! It may not be aaallll the money, but a few dollars for each family is something!!!

Sticker ATE!!! I want one 😭😭😭

Yes, yes it is. Now come visit so we can get you some Coney Dogs and Detroit style pizza. 🥰

Target is selling a “Snow Bunny” hoody this season. Raggedy ass bitches. We will never return.

The Dems actually have to hold now. Voting outcomes would suggest that the American people approve of fighting to at least maintain what we already had vs. degrading resources further.

They were still at damn near 50% last night … they gotta get the fuck.

Wait a minute! There was a bad plane crash in Louisville, KY. OMG!!!

I know that’s right!

I’m going to get off of here at the day shift curfew. The night shift re-cap should be fun tomorrow morning!!!

Democrat Mikie Sherrill has WON the governor’s race in New Jersey. Hit the road, Jack — and don’t you come back no more, no more, no more...

Gotta turn off my apartment at the fuse box to ensure I don’t even accidentally get counted in viewership.

I just thought this exact thing!! Gone & cut the lights off. The country will be closed until he finishes throwing a fit.

And that’s why I could never let a rice rascal touch me .. I am not down with no doggone swirl.