“Duct Tape”. Not “Duck Tape”. 😮‍💨

I don’t want to bring up gout this early, but when you start talking about deficiencies, remember that it all requires balance…. Because gout!

Most people don’t want the most. Most people want the ability to provide for themselves, with dignity.

It's happening.... 🔥🔥🔥

Omg!! Annapolis has BYD busses! WOW!!

(The prepubescent ones do too)

And everyone suffers because of their nose blindness. Love and strength to all the teachers

They’re wearing hoodies and ski masks in 90 degree weather they gotta be sweating and stinking under that😭😭😭

The worst days at my job are when teen groups visit because of the SMELLS. SOMEONE TEACH THESE KIDS ABOUT DEODORANT!

That's cause they too busy eating all the groceries they can get they hands on

Like a herd of goats

Teens stank a lil bit 😮‍💨

Watching The Boys. What the heck was going on S5-E7?? This wasn’t a good episode

It was the humidity inside those clear Air Force ones!! They got so foggy!! 😭😭

Yes, the cashier should be able to afford rent, groceries, and healthcare with their one paycheck. And the janitor. And the waitress. And the fry cook. And the teacher.

Oh! My coworkers just flashed out on each other in this meeting! I know we tired. That is unheard of!!

When I tell you, this has been the craziest day on earth! I just had to call the police because a man is in our building beating on & kicking doors, demanding to be let in for food!

Bad day at work? "I want a little treat" Good day at work? "I want a little treat" Payday? "I want a little treat" Paid all the bills? "I want a little treat"

It's horrible when you do this and they are out of your pre-picked dish. Now wtf am I supposed to do lol mu mouth was ready for that!

Heck yea! I like to pre-pick my whole order 🤭

I like to see what folks are talking about on here, but lately it has been real easy to just put the phone back down 😮‍💨.

I haven’t heard the word “plaza” used in a long time. Everything is a “shopping center” now. 🤔

This is a terrible flier. All of this looks written wrong 😖

I honestly just fantasize about summer every day, to get through the week. This is HELL.

Idk…. Feels like this summer, I’ll be down at the VFW getting tore up with the old heads on $10, which includes my fish plate 🤭🤭🤭

When did Michael Jordan become so touchy feely?? Every time I see something about him, his hands are on someone!

Would anyone happen to have a good cleaning hack for silver? I haven’t worn a pair of earrings in a while, and they seem a little tarnished.

"You have a past due balance"

Someone just commented that my 1st name is unique, and it truly is not. It was likely in the most common girl names for multiple generations.

Society has actually lost the plot.

Wear a mask 😭😷

It’s warm enough. I’m parking that car & riding the bus, all summer.

In my neighborhood there weren’t that many children whose parents drove to pick them up either. Often times you will see a lot of parents standing around because they walked to pick their children up from school. That’s how close we used to live to the elementary.

Car pickup lines are so funny to me because we used to be on the Grand River bus. That was as good as it was getting!

99J just isn’t what it used to be 🤦🏾‍♀️

felt this! you have to make the stasis!

I’m having a fabulous time being a Black Woman, but actually… where is stasis?? I’m constantly working on something, focusing on eating well, clearing my skin, washing clothes, constantly SOMETHING!! 😮‍💨

Boiling the most perfect jammy eggs to make Mayak eggs overnight. Let’s see how they turn out 😮‍💨

So, what I’m hearing is that we need to reconstruct the Green Book? Because it’s feeling like many roadtrips, soon come.

Every time I have to go to multiple stores for the things I need, I think about starting a class action against 🎯 for being a trick ass bitch, and making my life inconvenient 😭😭😭

I moved out while my boyfriend was at work once.

On God

The men on motorcycles must have access to the exact same playlist. Which includes any damn thing, on LOUD

Bakers! I made oatmeal cookies last night & the only thing I did slightly different was use melted butter instead of softened. It actually made a difference, and they baked so pretty & brown. They have almost a toffee soft texture after being in the refrigerator over night. What do I need to fix?

My best friend wants to do Tik Tok dances when she comes to visit because we failed in Miami. She needs to pick one & send it NOW! I’m not a fast dance learner 🙇🏾‍♀️

Someone is stealing my earring backs. I need a few packs.

Me with carpet cleaning and lawn care lol.

I love pool cleaning videos. I don’t know what “shock” is, but I know when they need it 🤭🤭

I know I’m days late, but as a woman that was once in my 20’s & went out for milk, and hasn’t made it back with that milk since 2017…. Mind your aesthetic & advancement, ESPECIALLY when you’re happy & in love. You are your best investment!!

Whew chile!!!! Happy hour with the coworkers will DRAG IT!!! 😮‍💨😮‍💨