Lonely? Nah I ain't Lonely. Im just disappointed.

Im thankful that the "attempt" didnt go theough... Im thankful I don't look like my problems. Im thankful I made peace with myself.

It never fails... called my family and blew up their phones. No response. Im in town with no where to go. But let the shoe be on the other foot.

She said NO

Let me call my old eater...

I'll never understand how Caribbean folks try and sound country... SUR! You're not "southern country"

Just seen a grown man refer to a woman’s period as “fruit punch in the cat” - I’m livid 😭

This sounds like CRU lmao

THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE A CORNISH HEN!

Interesting

Apparently I'm someone's "safe space" How? 😩

Ghat dammit! How hard is it for you to understand? We are equal in value, DIFFERENT function.

And last minute notifications don’t work for me. You knew you were coming. Enjoy the city. ♥️

‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban." The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.

I don't wanna go this meeting

Men will really try anything (if you let them) Like … NO, sir you cannot stare at the inside of my booty hole as friends. MOVE.

More is more. We’ve got 380 (or so) of our favorite new books, right here:

If you rent a car from me and don't pay me on time bro Im coming to take everything. Ski mask and all.

I show up everyday and it's still not enough? How? Why?

I remember I asked a nigga for nothing and he still ain’t had it

*ignores* *mutes* *blocks*

It's a vibe

Hung out with my girls yesterday🥰. It was much needed. Friends dates are so important.

I called you to tell I miss you... you responded with "have a nice day" THIS. IS. WHY. I DRINK.

Of course I am. Johnny walker Don't Julio My old Officer, Captain Morgan My Spanish boss Patron And everyone love Jack Daniels Now Jacob Hennessy... he's on my shit list.

Good morning All. Have a great day on purpose.

Cowboys! I need yall to get it done

According to my dog tag watch: I've been stressed out 73 times this year. The longest amount of time was for 16 minutes non-stop... And I had to think about what in the world got to me 73 TIMES?

“Your boos don’t mean anything to me I’ve seen what you people cheer for “ -T4G

Aww 🥰 Total performed their song Kissing You and included part of Lover Girl 💓

I’m having a lil Scotch Cheers 🥃

Honey Jack and Coke for the win

I can't be your friend if all you crave is "princess treatment" You're a pirate. That's it.

Just like I don't play in your face. I implore that you don't play with God's name, grace, love and mercy. Clearly you've never struggled if you feel THE NEED to mock the almighty.

Yall be having the sex?

"Not every lion who chased the zebra caught it, but every lion who caught the zebra chased it."

Im not goin out... bed made laundry done and I'm drunk-ish

Shoutout to the people who are going through their own personal Hell, and still choose to be good people. I hope your pain, disintegrates soon. You’re stronger than you think! 🥹✨💕

I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU MY LOVE I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU BAYBAYYY I WANNA DANCE WITH YOU HEY HEY!!

DRONQUE

7.7k sooooo I'm a yapper with fries and bourbon

A better vid of the other stuff

When you come over -Shoes off -Water or Seasoned Water will be offered (DO NOT REFUSE) -Sanitize your hands please -If you smoke 🌴 kindly LEAVE (my job drug tests us EVERY day) -Hookah smokers can stay -Firearms are NOT permitted -TSA Pre-Check is encouraged (not required)

I fully understand why folks give that "stank" face when SPECIFIC folks show up to a function knowing DAMN WELL they have no business being there.

Great.. now ever since F1 dropped on Netflix everyone wants to be "formula 1." Fuck outta here.

When a person knows your name and you don’t know theirs