Jon Stewart on the media's inability to analyze shootings beyond a simplistic left-right political paradigm

(solemnly) You've had mail.

Shut this bitch down

Don’t be the reason for someone’s tears

You must choose yourself before anyone else can. Love you first, because without that, nothing else can stand. Nothing.

Make it red

Homie #1: "Oh I though you was done with ol girl?" Homie #2: Whoopty Doooo!?!?!? You caught me.... I thought you was done taking it in the ass? Me:

Saw this and… facts

Gave me my first house! And I love it!

6 mass shootings in 24 hours. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. Lord. You're still holy and are righteous. I'm not questioning nothing. (I'm tired honestly)

Woke up to drive someone to the airport which is an hour away. Yes. I'm mean and rude for a reason. No. I will not calm down or melo out. Fuck off.

Lil bit of this lil bit of that lol

You're annoying too

You're super annoying when you get clingy. Kindly stop that

Always keep Dino nuggets around. Those chicken nugget demons will leave you alone.

My best friend too fucking goofy. I'm gonna miss her.

Ghat dammit.

Sugar Pie Honey Bunch You know that I love yoooooouuuu

First day back at work. Ignoring everyone.

I've been told I'm reliable like a Toyota I LOVE GUNS I bought a Tundra Toyota Gun(tun)dra

From a Baku Grand Slam to now winning on his GT3 debut at the Nurburgring Nordschleife... 🤯 Max Verstappen is loving racing right now! 🙌 #F1

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Definitely a need

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HAILS YEAH BROTHER

.......... I'll see these at Ross soon

This didn't piss me off... this made wonder... did she notice the skin ring in her tub / shower? We have a men and women like that who seldomly shower and we have to ORDER THEM to do it.

Men on healing journeys with standards & boundaries >>>

Wh can't you act like a normal American?

"You gonna let your boyfriend get in the way of finding a husband?" Why do I put up with this?

You ain't fired but you suspended.

In all my years I ain't never seen a dumbass riding a horse... Damn jackass.

You not invited to the cookout but you can watch from the middle of the street…be the look out

The next woman that says: "You should try and get a boy, since you have two girls" We going half!! Cause why it sound like you fertile, ma'am?

Okay. How do yall play: "Sims?"

I'm bout to go on a 7 mile run... wanna tag along?

"Well black people don't...." NOT SO FAST HERE'S SOME BOOKS NIGGA!

Why is this a 30 minute video?

The best question I was ever asked this morning "Do you make your bed? If so how?"

..... dam I ain't never asked... she's young

Good morning. God is good. My kids are alive. They haven't touched my guns.

Real recognize real

Drankin

In this economy, love without money is just friendship with kisses

Me beating my sister and harassing my brother have yielded dividends! The last name is strong and our bodies stronger. Even my daughters are strong and smart AS FUCK

My sister comparing me to this fitness trainer... called this nigga week. Me torturing her made her feel like a Amazonian. Fuck yeah sis!!! Proud brother moment.

One thing I won't give up on... PUBLIX. Yall ain't from the south. Shut up.