Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/

"Thune told Trump that Senate Republicans would support funding all of DHS except ICE....ICE funding could be handled later in a party-line reconciliation bill. Democrats would accept the offer, the South Dakota Republican informed the president. But Trump said no, according to multiple sources."

Just so I understand this... The US is buying, with Chinese currency, oil from the country that it is currently “obliterating." This funds the missiles that just shot down an F-35 for the first time, killed our troops, and are blowing up our allies oil & gas infrastructure. Did I get that right?

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

Just days ago, Witkoff told us on @cnbc.com that Putin said he WASN'T sharing intel and that we had to "take him at his word."

We’re at war with Iran over an “imminent threat,” yet the US is now lifting sanctions on Iranian oil and eased restrictions on Russian oil. Meanwhile, Russia is helping Iran with intelligence to target US forces. Make it make sense.

Weird ask for an "excursion" we "already won"

Trump claims Save America Act will “guarantee the midterms” for Republicans. It won’t. 10 states with lowest rates of passport ownership all voted for Trump www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

NYT suggests that Sen Markwayne Mullin (R-OK), Trump's new pick to head DHS, grew fantastically rich with stock trades placed on insider information, and they produce the receipts.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Not great for those mortgage rates Trump has promised to bring down. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

cannot emphasize enough that these people are genocidal mass murderers. 100s of thousands of people are dead because of shuttering of US AID. these people did that. they are Nazi mass murderers.

Just like 2020 when Trump downplayed over 100 service members with traumatic brain injuries as “headaches”, and downplaying covid deaths, Trump is never honest with the American people about this if he thinks it makes him look bad. Because Trump is all about Trump. www.cbsnews.com/news/strike-...

White House & Pentagon were hiding that 150 troops have been wounded until Reuters broke the story early this afternoon. www.reuters.com/world/middle...

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

TNR: WH officials, lawmakers, and gov't contractors say they have long suspected that Corey Lewandowski & his political allies inside & outside of DHS are profiting from DHS contracts Multiple offices & committees on Capitol Hill are actively investigating www.nationalreview.com/news/how-kri...

Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Had to doublecheck the date on this

The White House is blocking the FBI and top US intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement across the country about new terror threats to the homeland tied to the war with Iran. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Bloomberg's graphics showing how the money flowed on the Noem/Lewandowski $220 campaign ad program at taxpayer expense

Remember when Rep. Greg Gianforte, now the GOP governor of the state, body slammed a reporter into a table? We probably need to shut down the Montana Republican Party entirely until we can figure out where all this violent rage is coming from.

There are not enough Fell For It Again awards in existence for the ppl who voted for Trump (or third party) bc they thought he'd be "better" for Gaza & the Middle East

JD Vance in 2024: " Our interest, I think, very much is in not going to war with Iran.  It would be a huge distraction of resources. It would be massively expensive to our country."

Tulsi Gabbard's endorsement of Trump in 2024: " I am confident that [Trump's] first task will be to do the work to walk us back from the brink of war. We cannot be prosperous unless we are at peace."

Obama made a deal w/ Iran to stop them from getting nukes, but Trump backed out of it bcuz he wanted to own Obama For a year, Iran kept following the deal anyway, begging Trump to change his mind. Iran then began work on nukes again Now Trump is threatening to attack Iran bcuz “diplomacy failed”

I never really understood why more people didn’t look at Donald Trump and think this guy could really destroy everything.

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fell for it again award

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

reminder that the entire fake news ecosystem online first took off in 2016 when a bunch of rightwing chodes mewled at zuckerberg about censorship — so he fired all the human news editors who weeded out bullshit on facebook.

Trump and Mike Johnson are both still backing this guy.

I wonder if that’s a women’s medium jersey.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Former Arizona lawmaker Austin Smith, former TurningPoint leader made false claims of election fraud for years but now pleads guilty to election fraud charges www.ms.now/news/austin-...

I’m shocked.

Great comprehension. Big brain

can’t pay for healthcare or other basic services but we have 10 billion for a trump slush fund with a fake “board”

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer’s husband has been banned from the department’s headquarters in Washington after he allegedly sexually assaulted two female staffers. trib.al/8suAVP4

The Situation Room is now a Safe Space.

For nearly a year, the administration has said that DOGE had no unauthorized access to your Social Security data. A new government filing admits that was false.

Epstein survivors believe the Trump DoJ illegally released the names of survivors in an effort to intimidate them.

The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said

Footage from inside Trump’s golf club Super Bowl party reveals the Bad Bunny half time show played on the big screens. What a bunch of hypocrites.

judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people

The Golden Age continues.

Remember that midnight raid in Chicago supposedly to arrest Tren del Aragua members? Newly revealed court docs show that the raid was facilitated by the building owners who are now accused of using the raid to evict tenants. DHS never mentions TDA in their filings: www.propublica.org/article/chic...