This empty campaign has something for everyone. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

Dear journalists, I know there's a lot going on right now. But I think it's very important that you investigate which DOGE bro stole the social security data from the government. And ideally, figure it out before the midterms. Because it would be good to know what they were doing in Nov 2024.

Sometimes social media hits you straight in the heart. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

This aged well.

Tonight feels like Iowa. substack.com/@adgirlmm/no...

oops.

What makes anyone think that a man who created the most divisive, polarized America since the Civil War is capable of handling a regime change in one of the world's oldest governed nations?

Just sitting here thinking about how “basket of deplorables” was way too kind.

My latest substack is about why I keep my account here, despite the many challenges I've had on this platform. Here's the TL;DR version: It's because of you. 🫶

This war is about four dictators. One is dead. One is leading an attack against his enemies. One is hoping to declare a "National Emergency" before an election. And one is smiling from Russia.

"How to DM" 101:

So, this billboard is interesting!!

The best way the American people can send a message to this administration is to ensure Trump's State of the Union address Tuesday is the LOWEST RATED, LEAST VIEWED address for any president in the last 50 years. Mark your calendars. 🗓️ Do not give him an audience.

omg! someone just sent this to me and Adam Mockler just referenced my tweet on his show. Eeeep! (so excited) 🇺🇸 youtu.be/mlzcu1ca3D4?...

🤭

We cannot normalize this. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

Unflappable.

Don't forget to look up.

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

The fact that no member of Congress has called to impeach Trump over the violence we’ve seen in these past weeks alone is telling me there is nothing, absolutely nothing he can do that they’ll impeach him for. /

A story in two images. First image: a memorable scene from the movie Schindler's list. Second image: a memorable scene from a Family Immigration Detention facility in Dilley, Texas two days ago.

Minnesota’s Secretary of State told Bondi to take a hike.

This is not a question of politics. This is not a question of facts. This is a simple test of morality. Alex Pretti was killed for doing what was right. He could have been any of us. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

I don't know about you all, but I'm angry. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

PSA: Jack Smith's public testimony begins tomorrow, Thursday 1/22 at 10am ET. I have to work, otherwise I'd be live tweeting the hell out of that. LAW AND ORDER. 🔥

Hello from the other side. 👋

In dark times, the power of positive thinking can be a light, or a match to spark change. This piece includes wishes and hopes from members of my amazing subscriber community. I hope you'll take a minute to watch, reflect, make a wish of your own, and manifest it. ✨

It is midnight in America again. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...

just popping over to say, breathe.

Precedent set.

This Jack Smith deposition is the best thing on television since The West Wing. Five stars. Highly recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Happy New Year's Eve Bluesky peeps. Love you all. 🥂✨ *except you, rude cat lady who replied yesterday

Here’s a great one.

So it turns out, "people" I supported and even boosted over there (and always spoke kindly of), blocked my ass here because when I stopped accepting their incessant DMs asking for retweets, they got hurt by that. Imagine that. Blocking someone out of pettiness after using them for retweets.

Had to run over here to make sure @markhamillofficial.bsky.social saw this. 😂 🎄✨

Sunday thoughts. substack.com/@adgirlmm/no...

breathe.

My latest substack was inspired by the grievances of 2,000 schmucks. open.substack.com/pub/adgirlmm...