Pizza squad for fucking ever

Yesterday was 10 years since I got married, and today we have 6 of the 8 of us that were best friends at the time. This is beautiful and long live pizza squad

Today, for the first time in over 20 years, I sat down and wrote some stuff. I'm hoping to have a blog in 2026 that will chronicle a number of different pro wrestling personalities and their effect on me as a person. Part autobiography, part smark nostalgia. I hope you'll join me on the journey.

I don't watch the product, but seeing Big Van Walter on ESPN is a sight that I couldnt have conceived of 15 years ago

You will be visited by three spirits

They reporting this shit like he's about to sign with WWE.

Thanks to @btsheetspod.bsky.social for having a treasure trove of not only timeless, but relistenable content on the main feed and ESPECIALLY the Patreon. An absolute must for wrestling nerds. Especially when it comes to the recent past that we mostly grew up on

But for ignorance and hate, Matthew Shepard would have been 49 today. Remember Matthew Shepard.

When I die I hope I'm reincarnated as the "Please don't stand so close to me" line at the end of the song by The Police

Hammered drunk, just saw an emo/pop punk cover band. Tomorrow may be rough, but tonight is one for the record books

this is going to be a thread that gets more obscure with every detail In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)

There's a very strong chance that John Cena, El Hijo Del Santo, Hiroshi Tanahashi and Kendo Nagasaki all have their last matches within a six week period.

Timeline cleanse:

As an attendee (and dropout!) Of both The University of South Carolina and Coastal Carolina University, allow me to say Fuck the Clemson Tigers with my whole chest!

Slightly drunk, bad camera, halloween decorations in my nephews bathroom for whatever reason, but I feel cute so please validate me

As a Punk Uncle, I just did my duty buying my 3 year old twin nephews their first pair of Doc Martens for Christmas. Thankful for them, and all of the family and loved ones that have made life not only worth sticking around for but actively enjoyable

Watching the parade, eating pumpkin pie, and really missing my Nana this Thanksgiving

I never got to see Scarecrow, but my heart goes out to all the NC Punks hurt by Red's passing. From everything I've heard, they were a delight to be around amd will be dearly missed

People really don't want to join the Something Awful Forums.

Linda McMahon is the first name listed. Her wealth today comes entirely from TKO stock, which means WWE fans are helping fund the Trump Administration. That's why good people don't support that company.

Get ready for Jesus Christ Superstar with Jack White as Jesus and Jack Black as Judas. We're also getting Doug Hopkins and Keith Whitley biopics so open up the bar Mission Hill is back and getting the family guy push

There are certain videos I know will trigger an emotional response, and high on the list is Garth Brooks performing "The Dance" at the 2001 NASCAR awards ceremony in tribute to Dale Earnhardt. youtu.be/LKTFFalroQg?...

Now that a few days have passed, the thing that shocks me the most isn't the loss. It's the lack of feeling I have around it. I was surprised, and immediately went into booking ideas and intrigue as to why the decision was made. My nearly 40 year old wrestling nerd brain never switched off

Mox loves Hangman so much he’s been trying to convince the audience that losing a match doesn’t make you weak for months now in preparation for Hangman being pinned for the first time in a year. #AEW

Briscoe HAS to lose after that video package

Missing the first part of the ppv, but apparently, there was a Belly Tribute!? 2025 has been FTR's career year, thanks to Stoke

The horns on "Modern Love" are so good, it makes me think maybe God is real. Divine intervention is the only explanation for how it makes me feel

The Grey Grunger (this is absolutely villain coded)

Bob Caudle was an excellent pro wrestling announcer. That said, as someone who calls the Carolinas home, I can't be upset when another unrepentant racist and homophobe bites it.

I feel like this boils down to presenting a product for adults that doesn't insult your intelligence. At its best, this is what AEW has done, including this past Wednesday. At its worst, it apes and imitates the tropes that made/make so many of us embarrassed to be into pro wrestling.

Sabu in the WOHOF is good stuff and should have happened before he passed so he could go online and ask when he's getting paid for the induction. 🤼

We did it. Sabu got in the hall of fame, and I was able to vote for him over a decade after being apoplectic he fell off. So deserved, and while I hate that is took his passing, it's amazing he's being recognized

Yall act like presidents blowing each other is new. How do you think Harrison snuck in a term between two Clevelands?

My friend Travis McNeill, who is wisely no longer on social media, put together his annual @aewontv.bsky.social Blood & Guts ”Head Games“ charts for this years matches, based on the WCW Magazine chart for the 1992 War Games:

Interesting how the line is, now that we have legalized sports gambling across the board there's no putting that genie back in the bottle versus sure we can end the hemp industry with one line in an unrelated bill.

So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.

I think AEW should swap out Blood n’ Guts for a Cibernetico. Do it Chikara style so there’s one winner and they get a title shot at a PPV. You can base it around a feud and have wrestlers recruits teammates, because there’s incentive to be in it. Makes for a good yearly event.

The message from WWE is that even if they treat you like shit, don't speak out about being treated that way, and we have a bunch of the world's dumbest people to drag you on social media.

(my comic, from Married To The Sea)

After the hopeful election results this week, congressional Democrats got really scared their brand might change from “losers” and “bipartisan genocide.” Fortunately, the decrepit mummies running the party hope to kill us all first

My sister made this banner for my birthday celebration. She asked my wife who my favorite wrestler was and she came up with this. I'm overwhelmed with emotion and feel like the luckiest man to have people who care so much for me

I turn 39 today, and as a morbid tradition, I like to spend a few minutes to appreciate the fact that I get to see this age and remember those who couldn't. Jay Briscoe Eddie Guerrero Bison Smith Matt Cappitelli John Kronus All of these men passed at 38, and I'm thankful I'm here another year

I wasn't going to be satisfied until they dig up Misawa for Tanahahsi's retirement. I think it can be reasonable that Okada was the second choice but also the smarter option. We always joke about going to WWE being "retirement" but let it stay that way, let them be their own containment silo

kinda hard to get amped up for a "last time ever" match between two dudes who had like 2 "last time ever" matches within the last 2 years

My only aew title hot take is rhe Texas chainsaw belt should have been a deathmatch title that was actively defended

I'm a queer stoner approaching 40, which is to say that making me cry isn't exactly a difficult task, but this picture hit me so hard. These two represent what so much of my adult life has been spent obsessing over, and seeing the end of the road is an emotional feeling of pride and finality

Ironically enough, the only thing I can compare the feeling of Hangman and Eddie Kingston teaming together to is the way I felt when Sting and Punk teamed together for that 6 man in 2021 in Greensboro.

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

Give Zohran the Okadavator entrance