This is like the Rosetta stone for liberal speak.

It’s time to fucking slay the god damn spire babyyy

I make all my posts so I can show them to my wife later.

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

When life gives you lemons, you don’t get scurvy.

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

Watching: Predator badlands

M&Ms CEO: 'most, if not all' meals can be replaced by M&Ms within 12-18 months

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liberal liberal liberal liberal

They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it

"Monoco" Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)

So like, Epstein definitely didn't kill himself right?

when he's right he's right

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Stan Rogers? Oh definitely

twitch.tv/snappycaster Last day of Power Cube: Mythic climb

X gon givith to ya, X gon taketh away

Fire no tears shed no guns

Everyday I got to remember at least I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier (the last of Barrett’s privateers)

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

I rage quit to the second savage beastfly. Actual bullshit boss

charlie kirk getting shot is just a distraction from the cracker barrel rebrand

gavin newsom standing on a homeless man's skull: violence is never the answer

If the past 1000 public shootings here are any road map, look forward to reading a manifesto about the state of Donkey Kong forums

Listen I know their vibe and aesthetic are very millennial emo and kinda cringe , but MCR rips and I’m not afraid to say it.

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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

The way conservatives say “illegals” is just a slur. What they mean is n word for immigrants.

They should invent a pink pony club but for napping

Playing through death stranding for the first time, what an amazingly absurd game. THE PRESIDENTS LAST NAME IS STRAND?

What’s with that gorilla and wanting to see everyone’s genitals?

I can’t stress enough how much better life would be if everyone in this story was made irrelevant 15 years ago

B.R.E.A.D. does not apply in Vintage Cube. To truly succeed, you need to load up on C.U.M.: C ommander cards that don't scale to 1v1 U niverses Beyond cards pushed to hell M istakes by the 2019 design team

ACAB - dashare.zone ADMIN

They should make a grimdark rugrats.

Another pro wrestler with better politics and a more clearly articulated moral stance than 99.9% of elected officials

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

A guy unprovoked points a gun at you and you're desperately, perhaps even hysterically, trying to get him to lower the gun, meanwhile trying to figure out if you can distract him long enough to disarm him, and then an Atlantic contributor walks in and says "You both need to calm down."

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

I told my son I know hes not a real sorcerer because if he were he would be eating his vegetables for NUTRIENT POWER. And guess whose eating his whole plate while laughing now