Can we get to 4000 followers before our birthday on Sunday? Can you help us to help fill ears with quiet rather than noise. 🎧🦉🌊🌳🐝🌧️🎧

The world’s most honest disclaimer.

Aesop: I TOLD YOU

Hot take: it's not much of a gotcher to pay Farage to say something stupid and then go "haha! he said something stupid!" It would be more interesting to see if he'd say something totally opposed to his own beliefs. To see if he really has any, other than making money.

Ah, the classic "orang-utan with imaginary wheelbarrow" pose

"This is not a rational being. Trump is quite beyond rational now. He is certifiable. It is incredibly dangerous for this madman to be at the helm of the most powerful nation in the world.." Yep, he is certifiably insane even by the low bar in Western media & politics" via Joy Ringrose

Are we all clear on this 🤔

What's this, Traveline Scotland? You're saying my bus to Largs doesn't stop at Samoa, Fiji or *any* of the Cook Islands?

I have questions www.ebay.co.uk/itm/35800815...

Trump: "The President of the United States Gavin Newscum admitted that he has learning disabilities." Yes, he actually called Gavin Newsom the "President of the United States" while trying to insult his cognition.

Trump insulted, patronized and tariffed American allies. Now he wants their help. How should they respond?

Thatcherite greed is at the heart of all these problems. The chickens are coming home to roost

Please leave your flammable fuel jokes here

Intriguing. Tump could easily have asked for his shoe size. Must be some kind of power play? Look how big my shoes are, you'll never fill them, and also I've made you look foolish?

I still think about this a lot.

Happy National Wash Your Nose Day to all who celebrate. Out, damned snot! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/wash-yo...

Winner of the internet this week:

170 dead schoolgirls, an ancient city flattened, 7 dead US soldiers, $110 a barrel, gas prices doubled - and all to replace an 86 year old dictator with his son.

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

Do the sweeping changes include sacking Robbie Gibb, Nick Robinson and Laura K?

It's almost as if the poor old unfashionable hyphen served a useful purpose

Who is this excellent CROCKETT? It's like watching a mongoose efficiently dispatching a drowsy cobra

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

Here's an idea. Since all those big manly tactical gear wearing tough guys at ICE want so badly to play shoot em up war stuff, why don't we send THEM to Iran? They've got the budget, and the gear. Let's goooo!

📌All of this madness has been made possible by the most blood-thirsty president in United States history, who in the past year alone, has now bombed seven different countries, and put masked, murdering government agents in our streets. READ THAT AGAIN.

Forget AI, I've come up with a more authentic way to get answers to everyday questions. Simply go down to your local fish and chip shop and ask some of the other folks in the queue what their opinion is. Please let me introduce: Chat Chippy Tea

Onward Christian "Losers"?

Also, I suspect the Pope of Catholic sympathies, and I keep noticing bears nipping off to the woods

Thatcherites: "but but but the market should have sorted this out"

Author Bertha von Suttner, the "Generalissimo of the Peace Movement" was the first woman awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, 1905. She established the Austrian Peace Society in 1891 & wrote one of the 19th century's most influential books, the anti-war novel 𝘓𝘢𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘈𝘳𝘮𝘴. #WomensHistoryMonth #WHM

"I just saved curtains." Is there no end to his heroism?

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

The tragic awfulness of this government is that it has extended a factional war against the left of the Labour Party into a war against almost all the good things we might have expected of it. It cannot respond to the crisis it faces, because its hatred of the Labour left is definitional.

Americans rise up against your government.

“John McCain] was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.” (DJT) "I don’t want to go in there because they’re a bunch of losers and suckers” (DJT allegedly)

Happy Saturday legends 🤗

"They have now". Worth a repost from another place.

#BlueSkyArtShow #Round

Second write-up of the same unconscionable story. www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/20...

"For those of us who were hoping for a different ending to Casablanca" Sigh... PUNCH cartoon by Bud Handelsman 1986

I don't want to download your app. I don't need any more apps. How about you download my app which solely consists of a screen that says 'leave me alone, I don't want your app'