My wife goes out of town and I get wild. Seeing a movie by myself at 10pm on a Monday? Yup, that’s me.

I look at this picture and I genuinely see two different actual living people.

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

Gonna print these off an start putting them on gas pumps around town

I think it’s all pretty well laid out in the movie …Hellraiser. These jokers should try watching that movie if they’re curious.

Imagine being so soft that you can't handle the heat from Jimmy Kimmel.

this would fix the website

Has anyone taken more Ls than the people who keep telling this guy that he can't make techno on his bins in his suburban home's garden?

this is the best website on earth by far

Blowing out my rotator cuff while giving my teammates vigorous high fives after my two butterballs.

I think it rocks that Elijah Woods, much like Mark Hamill, stars in one of the biggest trilogies of all time, and then says "okay, from now on if I'm in something you better believe I'm gonna be playing a weird little freak"

Deranged choice to call the movie 'Ready or Not 2: Here I Come', not only do you not need the 2 if you have the subtitle, you also don't want it.

Frank Herbert I apologize for ever doubting you

My favorite bible verse.

Why does this photo of Viktor Orban look like that one screenshot of Brendan Fraser in The Whale

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

When Congress gets back from vacation in 6 weeks it is ON!!!!

Gotta hurry up and think of a good final post. This will be tricky considering that to date I've had exactly ZERO [0] good posts.

"No Baroque Boys (after Artemisia Gentileschi's Jael and Sisera)" done in Kid Pix Studio Deluxe on an iBook G3 using an Apple Pro Mouse from 2000.

Mamdani got him

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

Watching Pride & Prejudice with my wife, and every time Kiera Knightly comes on screen pointing and saying “her name is Domino Harvey”

The Creeping Terror is one of those rare movies that's so bad it kind of makes it hard to even riff on.

your reward for making a good movie is that you're forced to make worse versions of it forever

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Hell yeah, brother!

[listening to Got You Where I Want You by The Flys] damn. This is good why didn’t this go bigger? [singer starts doing rapping in a Jamaican accent] ohhhhh

This is an all time great high school band name.

Ah so one of these situations

sorry

dang, the final lost MST3K episode was JUST found at a garage sale, and now it's on YouTube for all to enjoy. watch and be astounded that a 38-year-old VHS recording held up so nicely: youtu.be/u_Z4hnagGLE?...

This is the best riff I have ever seen in my life

X-Files S03E15: Piper Maru [dir: Rob Bowman]

The Oscar’s wisely knew that the only way you could improve on that scene from sinners was “what if Shaboozey was also there”

I'm currently watching the episode of MST3k that starts with the Date With Your Family short, and I still think that short might be the absolute funniest thing they ever did.

it's so cool that HDD prices have basically doubled in the last 6 months. I think that rocks.

Care to expand on that?

Boots on the ground Boots on the ground Lookin like a fool with your boots on the ground.

Paul McCartney voice: Simply heaven ina resurrection time

The reason I respect my cats is because none of them respect me.

Wow. The Blair witch is on my local Facebook marketplace