As a journalist, what do you think ceasefire means? I’m gonna let you look it up because I journalists are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

If you find yourself moved by some viral post or trend or video or YET ANOTHER NYT clickbait story, consider: in whose interest is it for me to engage with this peice of content? I can guarantee that it's not YOUR interest that's being best served by that action.

I regret to inform you that The New York Times is still New York Timesing.

its just that the political commentariat takes a look at an issue polling like 83% in the dem party and 64% nationally and will call it “extreme”

What do you mean abolishing ICE is not doable? It was created in 2003. There are Missy Elliot songs older than ICE.

Remember when the Times tried to rehabilitate this rancid piece of shit

Here come four months of centrists attacking the left with far greater existential fury than they ever aimed at Trump (because they prefer Trump and helped him win):

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Trump literally saying that establishment Dems and current Dem leadership is preferable for their Administration because they're easier to beat and bad at politics. That's what he's telling everyone. Schumer and Jeffries are easy to beat at the ballot box so we like them better. WILD to say out loud

(Don’t worry, they’re still staying on mission)

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!

Im calling it now, the 2028 Democratic nominee is gonna be a Zionist data center.

New York Times uses Ubisoft co-founder's obituary to launder 'DEI' complaints about an Assassin's Creed game: aftermath.site/assassins-cree...

Always love it when centrists chime in to argue whether leftist campaigns can win in swing states when...they've lost every swing state election and every swing state in a national election over and over and fucking over again.

Guy after getting beat up and down the court by the dumbest motherfuckers in God’s America for 30 years: if you don’t listen to me, we’ll lose!

If we don't abandon our winning strategy and ignore the will of the people, the Democratic party will be ruined

Obviously disagreeing with policies of a given country doesn’t mean you hate everyone from that country or from that country’s most prominent religion. It’s absurd on its face. And the fact that journalists, politicians, and adult humans have been saying it for years now without shame is wild.

If improving people's lives means the destruction of your party, then your party deserves to be destroyed. At the very least. The Democrats have tried moderation my entire life and the other side has grown more powerful than ever. Do you think *that* ends well for the country?

Democrats doing “Love it or leave it.” For their own party. It’s all “big tent” until somebody to the left of Colin Powell wins. Cry more, bro.

It’s so funny to be like “leftism causes MAGA”. Motherfucker we HAVE MAGA NOW and all we’ve tried is center right bullshit my whole life. Why don’t you try shutting the fuck up for a bit so we can try something else?

from the people who brought you The Iraq War

CNN, CBS, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, Facebook, Twitter, and Roku are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires. Here’s why the media has a liberal bias.

It strikes me that even the announcers think offsides is a stupid annoying rule. I understand why it exists, but it seems like everyone would be happier if you had to be entirely offside or something. The Iranian guy being offside entirely because of the size of his ass is wild.

"Journalists" and "reporters" who sit on information like this until it's useful for book ratings should be tarred and feathered in the public square Your job is to inform the public, not scam it. Absolute violation of trust, with lethal consequences for the rest of us

this seems like standard NYT stuff until you realize it’s in an *obituary*

I actually think this would make a dope shirt

Journalism is fake. Journalists are just some dudes and chicks who write down stuff they think. Some of them are good. But 99% of them are dogshit. But remember, they’re all just some people who think something.

Guys it’s 2026. Black women can be Nazi stormtroopers too.

CNN is genuinely the worst mainstream news television product I have ever seen

I’m the one who put all the algae in there.

Caipirinhas for the Brasil game. Hoping for more goals from the seleção tonight.

Every bit of news out of the games industry is like: Staff - $10 million Equipment - $10 million CEO pay - $1 billion Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. My video game company is dying.

You wouldn’t need to say this if it was even remotely true.

Man, Canada soccer is kinda dirty. Thought y’all were supposed to be nice.

The media opened Pandoras box when they didn't tell idiots to shut up because they were too dumb to understand the topic at hand and it grew into all of this shit.

You can gently scratch the surface of any problem in America and find that a major cause of it is the mainstream press being a bunch of obsequious, gullible, lying, stupid hacks. And we need to repeat this more times than they repeat Trump’s bullshit.

And the thing is, they'll probably be pretty successful. They've learned over the years that they can just repeat something over and over and a.) 40% of the country will believe/claim to believe it, and b.) mainstream news outlets will treat their claims as legitimate in the name of balance or w/e.

I don’t know about 1956, because I’m not 70, but this current era seems to be the most openly racist of my life. 9/11 really kicked it off, and now we just have regular old Nazis around.

the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw

You can literally tell a journalist anything and they have to write it down and pretend it’s true. It’s the law.

So many of these politicians just care about absolutely nothing. It's all a game to them.

Anyone who works at the NYT would have happily been a Nazi propagandist because hey, we all need a paycheck, right?

the US president, with the explicit support of the US legislature and the US supreme court, is stealing billions of dollars in thousands of ways. meanwhile the NYT is on the case of whether, when mamdani paid a thousand dollars for a knicks ticket out of his own pocket, he got a ticket for VIPs

Much like with Twitter there is no ethical case for writing for the New York Times.

I mean, I had the same reaction my first time.

I have never seen such a bunch of reactionaries in my life as the US media establishment. Someone with 0 followers & a sickle in the bio told you to go die so now all leftism is evil. some asshole on an ebike ran into your kid so now bike lanes must be destroyed. Its like watching children do meth

Is Maine like the Iowa of the east coast?

I can’t say it enough: U.S. culture is scam culture. It pervades everything we do. We don’t notice it because it’s the water we swim in. A party would do well to remind everybody how awful this is and propose to fix it.

I know it’s old hat, but I just don’t understand why Republican presidents are king but Dem presidents can be completely nullified for 4 years by the parliamentarian’s roommate’s friend’s cat.