Taylor Swift is the Tom Brady of music and Tortured Poets Department was the first year in Tampa

My eunuch could beat ur eunuch in a fight

49ers rams game was crazy good. Came down to inches several times

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I know this website likes to go neurotically insane over “liberal” as some kind of dog whistle but @catholicclod.bsky.social shared this Lenin quote with me yesterday and I just sat there and stared at a wall for a few minutes

Had to unpin the cosmere feeds from my TL bc it was just constantly people being miserable about books I love and it sucked

Thirty days hath September April, June and November; All the rest have thirty-one, Except the Month of Absent Sun. ('Tis the month we dare not name; Be wary, lest it come again.)

If there is one thing that I know about myself, it is that I cannot be trusted with a sodastream. Every time I consider getting one, my mind fills with experiments (barbecue sauce, orange juice, malört) that would either break the machine or me

3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier

Me whenever someone mentions Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere

YOU SHOULD WATCH "KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE" IF 1. You just cancelled Disney+ and want something on-the-nose thematically appropriate. 2. You wish Steven Universe had been more "Empty Spaces". 3. You still own Utena merch. 4. Look just watch it watch it look it's on YouTube how can I make you watch this

I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.

Someone I went to high school with started to go the right-wing podcast host direction but instead ended up going to Greek Orthodox seminary. Going through the past few years on his instagram is a wild ride

Oh yeah I’m married now btw

Wedding

Dudes rock

Getting married on Saturday and it’s all I can think about

Installing "one sec" on my phone has been a big help with preventing doomscrolling and I would definitely recommend it for everyone. one-sec.app

“podcast” is just “ipod broadcast”

Read Moebius' Arzach this morning and it reminded me I did something in similar spirit before. I think I may have reshared it many months ago but here goes again. I did this something like 8 years ago now.

Potentially the most on-brand last words he could’ve had

124 Years Ago Today: McKinley Attacked By Wild Boar!

I have perfectly curated my TikTok algorithm so that it regularly shows me new creatures to send to my wife. All sorts of videos from zoos about aardvarks, pangolins, and rodents.

I literally cannot stress how much I’m going to be the prettiest girl at the party (my wedding)

The bar is low, but this goes over it. We can't expect perfection, but when you mess up, being open to getting called in from your friends and apologizing rather than doubling down is better than the alternative.

Just had the most autistic disagreement with my wife. We both have very strong feelings about the right type of spoons for certain tasks.

get fucked clanker

Didn’t realize that Bill Clinton was born with the last name Blythe. His biological father died 3 months before he was born and his mother eventually remarried.

27 years ago, two years after the introduction of effective HIV treatment, the Bay Area Reporter, San Francisco’s lesbian and gay community newspaper, ran ‘No Obits’ as its headline. It was the first edition not to report an AIDS death in almost 15 years.

Xbox elite controller broke, and I’m not giving them money anymore. Found a Chinese controller that has better reviews, better customizability/repair options, and was half the price. 我是中国人民的朋友!

Evil MILFs in your area

Drove an hour with my roommate to a rural town that had some surplus because our college town ran out real quick. It felt hopeful in a way that not a lot of things did around that time period.

Been playing DOOM: The Dark Ages and it’s really just a hell yeah simulator. Just rode an electric dragon with a minigun on its back to fight giant demons. It’s a great change of pace from the games I normally play.

Raining hard out so I get to break out the rain hat. Hell yeah

weather: solar eclipse

I bet Wall-E could hit the dougie

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

Holy shit

This @today.yougov.com poll is why I'm going to become the Joker. The US murder rate in 2024 was likely down nearly 30 percent relative to 2020 and down nearly 50 percent relative to 1990.

dunno the source for this but this is neat

20, haven’t been to the majority of the Texas ones

I like that the successor to YMCA by the Village People is Hot To Go, which is also a song about being gay

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Friendship.