hey, I can't come to the phone right now, I'm letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves, please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I do

my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much

IDK who needs to hear this but getting people things from their wish lists is not cheating, but in fact what they're for

grateful we can give ourselves the gift of only doing what we want to do instead of everything this year here's a secret: you can too

For my last post of 2025, here's a look at a network of websites and social media accounts hawking #resistance- themed garments, frequently with slogans regarding U.S. National Parks. As it turns out, the websites in question are likely operated from China. www.conspirator0.com/p/how-not-to...

IDK who needs to hear this but getting people things from their wish lists is not cheating, but in fact what they're for

When I was on CNN's northeast desk, the first job at 6a every morning was to read the local papers. That guided some of what the massive CNN machine followed every day. When those papers die, CNN doesn't hire new regional reporters. What you get instead is more panel shows, more punditry.

gonna go lay myself down for a long winter nap

This Christmas, I have just one wish for you: Take a moment to really see the older people in your life. Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible. Share a smile with an elder you don’t know. Offer a warm holiday greeting. Small gestures carry enormous power. Love,
 Lynda 🎄✨

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

The ‘Christmas tree worm’ evolved one of the ocean’s strangest senses: it can see with its gills. 👀 apple.news/AF2qdDcDpQ5W...

merry christmas, my gf got us a print sub to @theonion.com and gave it to me like this

Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.

grateful we can give ourselves the gift of only doing what we want to do instead of everything this year here's a secret: you can too

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

🎶 caaaanned yams miiiiissing yams wherrrrre'd they go they're biiiig damn cans 🎶

Mom and dad said that if I posed really nice while wearing my new pajamas some fat guy is gonna bring me treats tonight. I hope it is a whole steak.

My love language is when people go out and bring me back food. 🥹

A robin on Christmas Eve #birds #photography

I saw a tiktok that said: "You deserve a break. Stop healing. Crash Out. Choose Violence. Do. It. For. The. Plot" And i feel like this is the energy we should enter 2026 with

I don’t have anything festive for the holiday, so here’s another birch painting I did in 2024. Fog Through The Trees 9”x12” Acrylic on Gesso Board Sold #art #landscape #acrylic #painting #trees #nature #blueskyart

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

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Please help🥺

my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much

gently rotating on the infared heating pad like a rotisserie chicken w/ chronic pain it's almost comical how much it helps, tbh, the parts of my body not exposed to it always hurt WAY more than the ones that are, so I try & do all of me in a session if I was super rich I'd get an IR "tanning" bed

I'm not Jewish but this sounds like a great time

Kerbal Space Program is an educational game for learning why launching your enemies into the sun is actually extremely difficult

This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all. And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.

Morning.

A #HolidayRobin for the Solstice. This scruffy little guy was (I think) just coming into adult plumage in September 2023. #birds #photography

I mean, the thing is, and I keep telling people this, I am SUPER lazy, so why would I learn how to prompt "AI" to write in a non-"AI" way when I can just naturally write in an engaging, human style? I doubt there is ever going to be a point where adding "AI" to the mix isn't just extra work for me.

Sooooooooo weary

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap

i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"

good to know, I'm no longer interested in this game because of this

for folks with pets, you can send a letter to Chewy Claus from them and they might get sent a gift, and the letters help donate meals to shelter pets: www.chewy.com/education/ch...

I'm queer, visibly trans, invisibly disabled, largely unable to work, trying to get by on less than $50\mo, & not succeeding, please help me patreon: patreon.com/SoupGargoyle ko-fi: ko-fi.com/soupgargoyle PayPal: paypal.me/SoupGargoyle cashapp: cash.app/$oupGargoyle Venmo: venmo.com/u/SoupGargoyle

Covered Bridge #Photography

hey kids before you type out that comment having to do with someone's appearance, maybe consider that the woman-shaped thing on the internet has probably heard it eight thousand times before. don't. no, even if it's a potential health issue. no, even if you're a nurse. no, even if you're being nice.

still at 89 of 221, really need to make this goal by Tuesday morning, please help if you can

have just had an unexpected medical procedure not covered by insurance come up, and I need to come up with $221 ASAP, please help if you can? thank you so much

if you like heated rivalry and want more hockey smut beyond rachel reid im putting on my gay romance sommelier hat (its a sticky hat) and looking into your eyes and telling you to read the Penalty Box series by @aribaranwrites.bsky.social because it's so good and i would go to war for these boys

Esk would love to see you tomorrow. We are normally closed on Sundays, but he didn't get enough chin scratches today on account of the snow, so... We're open 12-6pm Central time, every day, until December 24. ...I am available to pet the cat for you if you can't be here in person 🐈

Bromeliad Guzmania February 10th 2024

$89\221, this is such hopeful progress, almost halfway there now, only $132 left to the goal

In fact I have an educational use policy for essays I write on Whatever, which is, basically, go right ahead: whatever.scalzi.com/2012/08/03/e...

A guy walked by while I was setting up to take this photo and asked what was special about this alley. He said people are always taking pics of it. I dunno, probably because it looks cool? 📷 Pentax LX, 50mm f/1.4 🎞️ Cinestill 800T #believeinfilm