hey could anybody send me $22 by PayPal so I have enough for any of the crap the airline might try to pull on me tomorrow? thank you so much, this move is almost over and then I'm gonna fall asleep in the shower for about a month

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

here's the registry of things I need most right now, anything (including a $5 addition to the gift card fund) helps so much, thank you www.amazon.com/registries/g...

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hello! I, my partner & our two cats need to move across the country, so I've put together a GoFundMe to help finance the move while my partner focuses on securing our housing there please donate if you can, and share either way, thank you, we're all so grateful for your help gofund.me/8e367e8e7

moving is complicated and expensive, please help me if you can

me: *leans back in seat and stretches a little* many things in back and neck region: *pop* back and neck region: "CLUNK, clink clank, clonk" me: damn dude, you got almost every vowel in one go with that one

time for dinner! tonight we're having... *throws dart at freezer* breakfast sausage links *throws dart at pantry* can of peas *throws dart at bread* Hawaiian rolls *throws dart at Netflix* while watching... Enola Holmes 3

Hot take: cooling centers should be open MUCH later than 5pm. It's currently 93 degrees at 6:00pm with a heat index of 104 and won't even be under 90 until almost sunset.

What can I say? Acrobat? Floof? Bellly? Nap? #BlueSkyCats #GingerCats #CatsAreFamily

Look at this precious baby!

YOU MUST TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

NYC is opening city grocery stores in every borough — and we need the right spaces to make it happen. If you own or know of a site in Brooklyn, Queens, or Staten Island, submit to the NYC Groceries Sites Portal by June 30: grocery.nyc/portal

it honestly looks like it was made out of masking tape, and it's probably about as sturdy

A second valid criticism has presented itself in our fireworks thread. We are being called out for using an example from 'The Rock' (1996) for public health purposes instead of a much more applicable example from Armageddon (1998) where Jason Isaacs really does make the most of a minor role.

*pitches bingo card into the sea*

This is Gorda. She was reunited with her family after being spotted on a livestream of fans celebrating a Mexico World Cup win. "I wanted to cry, to laugh, to hug her and even to scold her," Garcia said of their reunion. "While we were worried looking for her, she was out partying!" 12/10

Copy Cat 😺

Deborah Sandidge Photography "These Roseate Spoonbills are completely in to each other, soft bill touches, gentle caresses. A quiet exchange that strengthens their bond while their small chicks rest safely beneath them."

i'm going to personally ensure that whoever's responsible for old game manuals being available on the internet goes to heaven

Yesterday, for Mel Brooks' 100th birthday, 7,000 fans gathered in the main square of Bologna, Italy, to sing “Happy Birthday” to him. Mel himself replied with a video message, and then the crowd watched Young Frankenstein together. ❤️ #Filmsky 📽️

I found 45 springs under my dresser yessir I gots to go play 🎶

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

YOU ARE A TRUE WARRIOR. I AM PROUD OF YOU.

we're moving and I clicked all of them as they went in the box, just to be sure they still work

Wikipedia’s look has evolved thoughtfully over 25 years. Early versions were dense and text‑heavy. Today, the site is designed for how people actually read online. And there's a Wikipedia app crafted for mobile users!

Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

one way or another we have to move by the end of July at the latest bc neither us or our terrifying landlord is willing to renew it any further (we already got an extension) so I need to get as much of these funds as possible like, right now every $ you can spare makes this less harmful to us, ty

🧵 Great question! The closest parallel I can think of is when SNAP got cut during the shutdown. Here’s what we did then:

my ketchup on hotdogs take: fuck off about what people eat and how they eat it 👍🏻

The sign behind me clearly states the current rate for Vehicle Protection Services. 10 treats per vehicle. Additional charges apply for: Roof inspections Bonnet warming Judgemental staring Emergency squirrel surveillance Protected under the George Assurance Scheme™.

widgey widgey widgey widgey BOOP

A few highlights from our Better Pets US book tour 🎪❤️ Next stop, Big Ohio Book Con!

IDK who this is but I agree completely

Comedy Band Camp starts in 1 week. Did you get your seats yet? If your city isn’t listed let me know where Friends.

We’ve spent the last seven months being wrongfully prosecuted by the federal government. And now we need to blow off some steam. Next Saturday, June 13, Bookclub and KAPOW are hosting a concert fundraiser to celebrate!

Some very cool photos from New York's 1970s lesbian scene, I love preserving history and photographs like this so much.

fun fact, if you ask them to put on a rap playlist on the MRI headphones the beats will line up some of the time

You guys. The duck in my sister’s backyard had her babies. 🥰

and they don't really leave anything for your memory book or whatever, like, you can print something out sometimes but it's not the same at all

The bank I use changed its app features and, to my pleasant surprise, asked me if I want to have this new interface, or if I prefer the old one, and explained where each feature is to be found in the new configuration and how it works. This is showing respect for your clients.

the kitten did that exact same tumble when he tried to run off with a piece of meat bigger than his head once

I am feeling discombobulated my combobules are not

I believe I ran the first Bluesky-first congressional campaign in the country. Some folks thought I was nuts. But it was absolutely the best move. Bluesky has better fundraising metrics and engagement for candidates, and the site isn’t overrun with Nazis. Take note. youtu.be/XOfkMBMpw3s?...

Insurance company: "This medication is denied." Me: Alright I will tell my Doctor's staff. Staff: calling insurance "Why is it denied?" Insurance Company: "Is it reaaaally necessary?" Staff: "Yes" Insurance Company: "Doh... Okaaaay" I hate the fact that this isn't a parody.

Saw a post where someone was excited about how many books they had read so far this year, and people were dunking all over them because it was a low number by their standards. Just, ew. Don't be like this. Who cares if you've read 150 books or 1. Read what you want when you want. Just read! 📚💙

This is Baby. She is celebrating her first ever International Corgi Day today. Personally thinks she should be celebrated every day, but this is a good start. 14/10 (IG: cooperandbaby_corgi)

my body is so about this that I try to only schedule one thing a day bc I can't guarantee that I'll get to do another (or really that first one every time either but I try my best)