hello! I, my partner & our two cats need to move across the country, so I've put together a GoFundMe to help finance the move while my partner focuses on securing our housing there please donate if you can, and share either way, thank you, we're all so grateful for your help gofund.me/8e367e8e7

I think? someone fucking? stole? our screen door? just like, right off the door? for fucks sake can anyone send me 16 bucks to get a new one please? I really need that for ventilation

Ever wonder how to get rid of a mattress? Or how to find resources for a neighbor in need? Call 311.    311 is contacted 100,000 times every day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year. No call is too small.    So on the anniversary of 311 (3/11), I decided to answer some of those calls myself.

having a really rough day today y'all, please send kitty pictures

I will die on the hill that it's inappropriate to call Easter "Zombie Jesus Day." Zombie is not a generic term for undead - it has a specific meaning. We HAVE a generic term for beings who have returned compos mentis from death in their original, physical bodies: Revenants.

Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

hello! I, my partner & our two cats need to move across the country, so I've put together a GoFundMe to help finance the move while my partner focuses on securing our housing there please donate if you can, and share either way, thank you, we're all so grateful for your help gofund.me/8e367e8e7

Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only

IDK who needs to hear this but if you have 500 Safeway points you can get a hot rotisserie chicken for free right now, I just did

and also now I have to move, so, please help if you can (gofundme under construction now)

This dog brings his “BFF toy of the day” to every meal Like… he won’t eat unless his bestie is sitting with him.

Also, please mask up if you go out today! Protect yourself and your disabled friends and neighbors 😷

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. Pick your fix and vote here: nyc.gov/madness

For Saturday's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #blue, here's a Blue Waxbill in South Africa. #birds #nature #photography

and also now I have to move, so, please help if you can (gofundme under construction now)

My old person trait is that I believe single player games should still be able to be played without requiring an internet connection. My old person trait is that websites should always work in a web browser instead of forcing me to download an app to access it. And the app should be optional.

BABIES

Bruce Springsteen apparently can’t get enough of the Twin Cities. Before he kicks off his tour in Minneapolis, he’ll perform at the No Kings rally on Saturday at the Minnesota Capitol in St. Paul.

out of context sentence of the day: great, our cryptid ferret son has a debilitating fear of frogs, which one of these cat insurance companies covers mental health care

IDK who needs to hear this but The Importance Of Being Earnest starring Ncuti Gatwa is free on YouTube until the 18th and it is incredible, I haven't laughed that hard in ages youtu.be/obX-HGs-PS8?...

darn right, considering he was in two of the leading roles, often at the same time, and I kept forgetting they were played by the same guy

Viewers noticed Ryan Coogler appears to have a guitar and treble clef braided in his hair at the #Oscars

really pleased to see Sinners winning Oscars, this is the 4th as far as I can tell (also Best Leading Actor, Best Cinematography, and Best Writing (Original Screenplay)) now it looks like we're just waiting for Best Picture... 🤞

come one come all to soup gargoyle's fried beige blanket fort extravaganza sorry, too tired for exclamation points today

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

I just read about Jody Potts-Joseph, who is the first Hän Gwich'in musher to start the Iditarod, this morning: www.alaskasnewssource.com/2026/03/12/t...

Happy Keen Day! Commander Keen's IQ was 314, so in the US, that means it is KEEN DAY! #commanderkeen #keenday314

Absolute Queen behavior from the Zamboni Rider today at the Minnesota Frost game. No ICE No War No Kings No Fear.

I had to stop and get a closer look at this California lilac while on my walk to the store Sebastopol, California #Photography #Art #Flowers #bloomscroll

Browsing nonfiction library books, flicking past ones like "an amazing thing! Now facing DOOM!" Or "great animals! We're KILLING!" And realized I've become overwhelmed by narratives that make the world seem not worth living in. I want to read books that make me fall in love with the world again

"Fathir, what were you lyke yn the 1390s?"

hey do we like redbubble for putting designs on things (shirts? stickers? mugs?) for people to buy? or is there somewhere better for that now? I've got a couple ideas and also very much need money

The SAVE America Act is a voter suppression scam. It would take away the rights of working people to make their voices heard at the ballot box. The Senate must reject this bill.

my partner just lost their medicaid coverage, so our lives are about to get WAY more expensive, if you can afford to give once, even a little, please do, if you can afford to give monthly you are a miracle and I love you, thank you so much

The news is horrifying infuriating depressing so here's my grrrl Io being a happy little harbor seal. #caturday #catsofbluesky

When USLPA players stand still, the labor movement stands with them. A cut to the crowd can’t hide what’s really happening on the field: players deserve fair pay, safe conditions, and a real voice on the job. #StandUpForStandards

What's everyone reading this weekend? 😊 #BookSky 💙📚 I've cracked open Nevermoor ✨️

YOU MUST DO YOUR STRETCHES TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.

This two-anthology set has a REALLY nice lineup and I came across it only on Kickstarter, not in Any of my social media. Seriously - Iasmin Omar Ata! Day Al-Mohamed! Safia Elhillo! Randa Jarrar! Fatimah Asghar! Backed & you should take a look too - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mus...

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🚨 10 DAYS! 🚨 We’re in the final stretch, within single digits of winning. And you can help us get there.

here's the registry of things I need most right now, anything (including a $5 addition to the gift card fund) helps so much, thank you www.amazon.com/registries/g...

Another $50 and I can pay my phone bill 😟

wearing my fuzzy robe & my back & shoulders heating pad while I'm in my recliner makes me feel like this

Branch manager branching out

okay Friday party thread for a timeline cleanse tell me about the outfit or article of clothing (any era from baby to present) that you just know in your heart of hearts was your best look

We have the data. My longest columns have more readers, who read longer, and who share them the most.