Who did this????😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good morning and happy Sunday to everyone. Fat Satan is dying. Please join me in a national day of prayer to ask the lord to take him today.

My friend died of cancer. I told him I would take his dog after he died. This is Pepper. She gets along with my two dogs and two cats. She is family now.

A new rescue dog has entered the chat and our lives

exactly two weeks from today my new show (!) Connect with Jacob Soboroff premieres on MS NOW. crazy. we're working on all kinds of things. set, music, graphics, regular franchise segments, favorite guests, original reporting. would love to hear what you'd like to see. no wrong answers.

You know what we don't talk enough about? Queen & Annie Lennox/David Bowie rehearsing 'Under Pressure' in 1992. So much going on! Everyone's clothes, Bowie with a lit cig throughout, where Annie PROPER GOES FOR IT, George Michael singing along in the background. The amazing vocals. Yes, please!

This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: the_adorable_eddie)

Have a great Friday, just like Marco

To so many people, Blaze was the hero of his children's books. To others, he was the dog raising 1,000's of pounds for mountain rescue. For some he was the choice for Scotlands global ambassador dog. Others followed his mountain adventures in iScot magazine and online, but to me he was just my dog

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for you though, or sorry that happened

It was our ritual. Every single night for over 14 years, I'd drape my hand out of the bed, ruffle his fur and tell him, "tonight is not the night, I love you,see you in the morning" Last night was that last night. Don't let anyone tell you it's JUST a dog. I'm broken.

I will *never* tell my kids, "Well, they're still family..." Blood is not a hall pass for harmful, toxic, or abusive behavior. Access to us is earned. Anyone who harms- or voted for someone whose policies cause harm to- me or mine can fck directly off, disrespectfully. #Boundaries #Parenting

I better see the Trump $250 bill in every attack ad on him raising prices and screwing over the rest of us.

Basically, if the person disapproves of the DNC “shut up you ugly fuck” tweet and Gavin Newsom’s content they are the very last people that should be giving you campaign advice

hey if you guys can't get anyone to perform at the america freedom fyre fest thing, I'll do it. pay me to do it. give me a microphone and amps and I will get up there in front of that crowd and I will perform. i've got some stuff i can say to them. in song form. i'm available to hire. I will do it.

Whoopsy 😬

Insecure masculinity is just toxic fragility wearing a tactical vest.

“.. Since I retired, I often wondered what would happen to ‘60 Minutes,’” Steve Kroft, the former longtime “60 Minutes” correspondent, told me Thursday. “But I never expected it would be executed by the President of the United States.” @oliverdarcy.bsky.social

I see Jeff Bezos is managing his rockets just like the Washington Post

“.. We’re approaching unheard of inventory levels. .. I mean really, really low levels. .. You can debate whether that’s going to hit, those really low levels, in two weeks or three weeks. Once you get to that point, then you’ll see price shoot up.” @cnbc.com #$XOM www.cnbc.com/2026/05/28/o...

Great Comeback, Talafreako........

I don't watch any of these, so this is easy for me. I'm an avid reader or an occasional Netflix watcher.

🚨 SNOWFLAKE ALERT — SEC. BESSENT WAS SO TRIGGERED BY GAVIN NEWSOM’S 100% TAX ON THE JAN 6 CRIMINAL SLUSH FUND HE JUST ENDED THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING!!

Corruption in plain sight. It will take a decade to fix this debacle. #TrumpCorruption

This is Daisy. She doesn't have time for all this pet gate nonsense. Has things to do and places to pee. 13/10 (IG: toyobsessed_and_unimpressed)

Cat: he does know there's a Truck in front of us, right!? Dog: if we die, we die

Its so stupid It’s all so stupid

A long stretch of dry weather begins now for Pittsburgh… it’s Thursday May 28th 2026. #Pittsburgh #3Things2Know #KDKA #PAwx #weather

TO the gods of RAIN. Bring MASSIVE THUNDERSTORMS AND TORRENTS OF RAIN at the UFC fight on the 250th. RUIN IT FOR ALL OF THEM.

This TV/VCR combo from 2000 just arrived. Goodbye, everyone. I'm going back to the past forever.

If Crockett voters need to be “swayed” he’s lost already

What a disgrace. Says it all, really. 😕🇺🇸

This is Tumbleweed. She is an artist, and this is her art. Doesn't expect everyone to understand. 13/10 (IG: winstonandtumble)

The Republican Party made an ad against Ken Paxton.

I’m a Roly Poly, not a garden pest. The soil, leaves and rotting plants are my home. I help break down decay and return nutrients back to the Earth. I don’t bite, sting or destroy your garden. I’m just a tiny cleanup crew, doing my part for nature. PLEASE DON’T CRUSH ME FOR EXISTING. 🩶🩶🩶

It’s not about swinging Maga voters

I can’t stand John Kasich. Stop putting him on your panel. He will not even hint at how atrocious the Trump admin is. He approaches every topic like everything is normal & equal between Dems & GOP. He’s a nothingburger wrapped in cardboard.

This is Buzz. He performs a big stretch ritual before enjoying his daily ice cube. Please do not interrupt. 14/10 (IG: goldenhrbuzz)

You. Stop. Take a deep breath. Focus your eyes on something distant. Get a glass of water. Stretch. Get a large cake shaped like Tokyo complete with candy people and pretend you are Godzilla and smash the fuck out of it. Have a cup of tea.

Flooding possible today, especially south of I-70 where soil is saturated. It's Wednesday May 27th, 2026. #Pittsburgh #3Things2Know #KDKA #PAwx #weather

Trust me

Paxton wins Texas Senate runoff, defeating longtime incumbent Cornyn

The rest of you make up for it. I am genuinely grateful for how many people here read my stuff, at the magazine and online, and put up with me even when they think I'm totally wrong. I very much appreciate it, and should say so more often.