The New York Giants have been eliminated from playoff contention.

Got to do a bucket list thing last night, and see Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy host a double feature, LIVE! Super cool experience watching the man throw down the knowledge, give the audience the Drive-In Totals in person, and meet him after. The Drive-In will never die!

Hey @colorado.gov - thanks for selling out the state of Colorado and American democracy on your way out the door. Thanks for making fools of everyone who voted for you, and for making sure future elections are tampered with without fear. I hope they name a fucking data center after you.

Counterpoint: how about two 45-minute Shakira performances, with 15 minutes of soccer in between.

One of my biggest obstacles is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16.

Feels like everyone is sleeping on Margo's Got Money Troubles. It's a really great show, the cast is excellent (Michelle Pfeiffer is doing things she's never done before, and she's amazing), and I have nobody to talk about it with.

I need everyone to buy this Star Fox remake twice, so Nintendo will bring the franchise back as a mainstay.

Shout out Ted Turner for saving the bison from extinction, then turning around and starting a restaurant with it as the main ingredient, showing us how delicious it is and how dumb we were all being.

Guess who's going to see Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy the Mailgirl host a double feature in Denver this month! #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

Okay, everyone needs to go see IS GOD IS when it opens in May. It's a fucking excellent film, an important film, and we're witnessing the beginning of an all-time film directing career in Alesha Harris.

Vontae Mack, no matter what.

Man, Letterboxd collectively hates every single movie ever made.

Any time I buy anything online anymore: youtu.be/fAkOzTc0KxA?...

Patriots coach Mike Vrabel still has his job. Two female reporters have been fired as a result of his alleged affair with one of those reporters. This is the USA work place women have always had to navigate.

I caught an advance screening of OVER YOUR DEAD BODY with Jason Segel and Samara Weaving last night, and holy shit. When it opens next week, go see it right away - it was fantastic, and needs to be seen with an audience.

So, @shudder.com cancels its flagship series without warning, and now wants to increase the price of subscription if you want to watch without ads. Bold strategy, dudes. Not gonna stick around to see how to works out for you.

Let's fight.

Whoever made Beyond burgers and frozen fries cookable in an air fryer at relatively the same time and temperature:

SNL writers right now: "Is that guy in the Turnstile shirt anything?"

I hope we get a THE PITT: NIGHTS spin-off where it's just Luke Tennie handling shit like a boss, and everything goes smooth all the time, and everyone is chill and happy.

For anyone looking for the Stan Sakai Turtles from #haulathon, be persistent. Target's website is not tracking in-store stocks. I found all four figures with some moderate wandering around Denver on Thursday. Raphael is the hardest to find, clearly because he is the best. But I believe in you.

Best of luck to @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social employees beginning their strike today. Alamo, bring back the hybrid system, and let people choose between the QR codes and actual servers. I don't think you understand the amount of damage being caused by removing the human element from screenings.

Cool, let's see what existential horrors April holds for us.

That Masters of the Universe trailer certainly was one of the trailers out today.

Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.

I was just in JFK Airport in New York on Monday, and I gotta say... yep, the whole ICE thing is fucking stupid, and pointless posturing. They're just standing around, being useless, while local law enforcement and remaining TSA are busting their asses trying to keep things going.

Hey @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social - this new QR shit is really great. Someone was vaping weed in my screening of MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, I got the wrong order delivered, and the "dark screen" for the app is not a thing at all. Can't do anything about anything because there's no pen and paper. THANKS!

Super fun conversation about this wild movie, y'all!

Totally gobsmacked that tonight is the last episode of #TheLastDriveIn. Feels like the announcement came out of nowhere, just today, and I wish I knew the details of why it's ending. Glad we're getting a few specials throughout the year, but man... total shock, and end of an era.

From a homebrew shop… To a $1 BILLION sale… To being sold for a fraction of that… To fighting its way back to independent roots. One of the craziest stories in craft beer history. www.spreaker.com/episode/293-...

I just watched Good Fortune. Fuck that movie.

Anyone who chooses the Pomeranian in Pokemon Winds and Waves is my mortal enemy.

So... between Sony pulling the trigger on killing the atmosphere and people that make Alamo Drafthouse a special experience, and Ellison probably buying everything Warner Bros... this has been a pretty bleak week for movie fans. Not sure where we go from here.

Hey Texas? Don't fuck up, 'kay?

Godzilla Vs. The Harlem Globetrotters Godzilla Vs. Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Godzilla Vs. The Real Ghostbusters Godzilla Vs. Star Wars Godzilla Vs. The Super Mario Bros. Godzilla Vs. Parks and Recreation Godzilla Vs. The One Dentist Who Doesn't Recommend Trident Godzilla Vs. My Upstairs Neighbor

This was such a great time

Don’t mind me, I’m just trying not to fangirl too hard about the fact that I’m about to be watching my favorite movie like 20 ft from Ms. Scarlet.

I've picked up Mega Man X from @udonentertainment.bsky.social and... I'm struggling to figure out why there's a one-off issue between issue #0 and issue #1. Feels a little weird to branch off the main storyline for an add-on issue, and asterisk key story beats in the FIRST ISSUE of a comic series.

Amber Glenn: Multi-discipline athlete and TIME TRAVELER.

I'm in this, too!

Let's fight: Tokyo Drift is the best movie in the Fast and Furious franchise.

Nintendo, put out the Nintendo Classics: Legend of Zelda metal desk display already on My.Nintendo. You know you want to.

I started drinking every time Tony Romo and Jim Nantz say the word "conditions". I died 45 minutes ago. At least I won't have to see a Seahawks/Patriots Super Bowl.

Here's how I made my own video game, put my friends in it, and put it on an actual, working Gameboy cartridge! youtu.be/ppHF33K4jDc?...

Craft beer isn’t just about hops and taprooms anymore — it’s big business. This week, I’m joined by Matt Gacioch, staff economist at the Brewers Association, to dig into the numbers, trends, and realities shaping craft beer in 2026. www.spreaker.com/episode/287-...

LEGO, baby, what is you doing. $650 for the evolved Pokemon starter display? Come on, now.

I'm finally getting a retwist today lol. But I'm under the dryer and... I have the urge to take over Gotham.

So far, the most surprising thing about this Bears vs Packers game is that Soldier Field security let in a man with an actual cheese grater.

I made my own video game based on Space Castle! youtu.be/UGwdbvQet_Y?...