For Pride I ask you to look at what I think is one of the most powerful pieces of queer art. Electric Fan (Feel it Motherfuckers) By John Boskovich

Somehow this feels so dystopian?

Was so happy I could fit a few more people in this morning between work and packing and flying home to Paris. I’ll miss my DC/VA pals

Arlington, you really put a show on tonight for my last night

Starting tomorrow 🙂‍↕️ 🏃🏿🏳️‍🌈

DC knew @punkaboo.bsky.social was visiting last night and played the hits: >horrible traffic >clueless MD driver >not street legal VA pickup truck >ATV poppin' wheelies on RIA >car rolling through a stop sign >rat crossing the sidewalk in Bloomingdale

I leave the city for a few days and le hooliganism takes place www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

I know Paris has great food, but so does DC and honestly, the food here holds up. But omfg the prices are 30% more than last year!

Revealed series of paint layers on a door frame within an Oslo apartment building built in 1865, deconstructed in 1999, and reconstructed at the Norsk Folkemuseum. norskfolkemuseum.no/en/the-apart...

Guess where?!

Hey, America. I have some questions

DC, what up

Rothko is one of my favorite artists and this is really cool. rothko.joonas.wtf?_bhlid=78747...

Life lately

more like Bitch McConnell, am I right? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...

I noticed a sharp decline in my eyesight recently and went to an Ophtalmologiste à Paris and he told me it was old age and nothing was wrong with me.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Lmao it’s HAILING in Paris

[French observations] if a man is in charge of bringing the baguettes home for dinner the top is always bitten off. But a woman? Top is always preserved.

me after I sow:

GUYS!!! I have it on authority (my eyes) that the skinny jean is back in Paris.

Want to buy an AMAZING Mother’s Day gift from a local artist (and my bestie)?? Yes, you do: www.homofaber.com/en/artisans/...

What I love about Paris, and most French cities, is that the shops and produce are hyper local and owned by people who live in the neighborhood.

What’s in my bag today? -freshly baked baguette -local strawberries -local French-made burrata

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt! Cat owners: I found him in the trash

PEPPERONI SLICE

Father & son

finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

DC, Maryland, Virginia

I wish they were hiring jobs for “professional ai hater”

Love Goes Home to Paris in the Spring

Paris is parising

Typical French bike basket

My family is visiting and I took the day off

Rewatching the classic The Fugitive and all I think about is: - damn this is a good film (they don’t make them like this anymore) - damn, cops are bad at their jobs overall

Happy Emancipation Day DC!

TFW you’re not allowed in the boulangerie.

TFW you’re not allowed in the boulangerie.

Me, this week (it’s Monday).

Bonus sunset (magnifique)

Paris continues to take my whole heart

oh you think we should hit our protein goals? PRO-TEEN goals??? no thanks, pedo, hand me the fries.

Paris continues to take my whole heart

I couldn’t remember the name for stir fry so I called it “hot salad”

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II

Even if I’m having a shitty day, all I have to do is walk outside and be so thankful I live in this gorgeous city.

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

I’m supposed to come back and do a big visit to DC next month and I’m feeling…like it’s not the best time 🇺🇸😔