Bread is Pain (in jail)

Happy Taylor Swift Release Day to those who celebrate

Reading the new Gwyneth biography, it occurs to me that I made a mistake not being born into a fancy family

I do not remember agreeing to “pay bills” when I was a child. I thought I’d be a ballerina (tax evasion).

texting all my exes about the government shutdown

Sky Daddy

constantly referring to god as “daddy” bc i think he would like that

Last night we had a little picnic along the seine. Still not over this city.

These aren’t mine (or are they)

Someone had a good night! I love France.

I love trying to remember bread’s gender in French (baguette is for the girlies)

Didn’t get raptured today :(

Damn. Low rise jeans are back in fashion in Paris. Maybe this is the apocalypse?

I hope all my exes see this

Lyon appreciation post

My bff has arrived!

The only propaganda I’m falling for

In Lyon, and the French LOVE a protest.

I don’t know what day it is, but I’m in Lyon!

Do you ever get nostalgic for a moment, while you’re in it, knowing it’ll be over soon?

Side quest: Dijon to Beaune, wine edition

The only good ICE

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My Australian friends are visiting this week and Frankie is happy

Here in Paris I don’t search for the exit or startle when a car backfires. There’s sensible gun laws here and gun violence is few and far between. My heart ACHES for all the innocent children in the US bc of some antiquated law put in place centuries ago.

Sorry to tell my haters that my life is pretty perfect here and I’ve never been happier.

These are all police vans, lined up and all the streets are closed!

ACAB includes my fridge beeping at me while I try to put my shopping away

It’s happening! www.reuters.com/world/europe...

It’s baby’s (my) first French strike! Everything is shutdown today and no one went to work. America could never!

Another beautiful day in Paris

French newspaper l'Humanité headlines simply The Fall, referencing the likely fall of the 🇫🇷 government this afternoon. Happy Monday!

Multiple Reddit threads about how, actually, Paris has the worst cycling culture. I love everything about the bike lanes and transit, except the entitlement.

I love the multi-modal transit options in Paris but dear lord, the cyclists are absolute assholes.

Today was a beautiful day in Paris, sunny and warm! I spent the morning with some art!

Quiet Parisian morning

Blocking me makes your cilantro taste like soap.

Frankie: please? Can I swim? Me: ok

Frankie: I’d like to go swim. If you’re not watching me I’ll jump off the pier

Basque Country rules so far. I ordered a cold brew with REAL ICE in a heavy ass whiskey glass. I love Spain.

Bidart is just a 12 minute drive from Biarritz and tomorrow is Spain!

Bidart has extremely Laguna vibes and I’m loving the Basque food!

Want to see more Bordeaux? These are from my fujifilm x100v

The sunset made me cry

When I arrived, I saw a beautiful woman biking with ten (10) baguettes and I almost followed her 😍

When I arrived, I saw a beautiful woman biking with ten (10) baguettes and I almost followed her 😍

Off to Bordeaux for un petit birthday trip ❤️😎

Little kids speaking French will never not be the cutest thing ever.

Every single day I wake up and I’m filled with such gratitude that I get to live in such a beautiful city

Can we say yes to a renewal that doesn’t require me to come in person 💍???