Found an amazing(???) bagel spot in Paris and it rivals nyc bagels

Paris in the fog and just (not) the tip of the Eiffel.

I’m so fucking tired of AI. I’m sick of seeing the derivative slop AI algorithm ads. The only upside is reading all the Facebook comments on AI videos of dogs skiing. Not one person on fb knows it’s AI.

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Did I bike from my hotel to the airport in Copenhagen? Yes. I love this city.

Did I bike from my hotel to the airport in Copenhagen? Yes. I love this city.

Operation Epic Fury is what I call my fight with XFinity. It’s not what you call an illegal war.

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

"I'm 40 years old; I can't be dealing with this" is such a mood

Damn, this was a good read

This box in the middle of frozen Nyhvn is all of us

Do I try tacos (??) in Denmark?

Not even joking, but thinking about quitting my job and opening a retreat center for burnt out Americans.

Tech people saw this image with no discernible objects someone posted seven years ago and said "we need to base the entire economy on this"

To all my haters: security was only five minutes and then I had a half hour to stand nervously by my gate

Leaving myself a window of 30 minutes to clear security and make my flight. What could go wrong? (I’m still on the train to the airport).

let's put stockings on the toilet

My phone is in Celsius now, but I still don’t know how to read it (math) so I’m always dressed incorrectly for The Weather

Why has it been February for three months?

Good morning AlxSkeets!!!!!!!!! How we FEELIN!!!!

It’s 60° and sunny here and I’m in the sea

Having that crisis of conscious that comes with reaching middle age where I wanna quit my corporate job and start studying Yoga and maybe open a wellness retreat

I know I’m a crazy dog lady, but this boy means the world to me 🫶

Found a giant Street Croissant (Frankie for size)

Which one is not like the others?

Cracking up that Frank decided today, he is luggage.

Not even joking, but thinking about quitting my job and opening a retreat center for burnt out Americans.

The sea has been deeply healing. I’ve loved being this close to the water for the last almost five months.

My job is Emails

Sick of people being so ignorant about British culture

Back in marseille for the week and Frankie is always looking for tennis balls in the water bc he found one ONCE in old town, VA.

my problem with AI is that I lived with someone in my 20s who'd leave the faucet running and was super quick to confidently tell me the wrong thing and I just don't want to go back

Said a prayer to whoever is listening (Sam Altman, and Peter Thiel).

I had my first one at 28 and it saved my life. If you feel like something is wrong, get it checked out.

Have I told you all today how much I fucking love High speed trains??

Made it back to Paris and someone is exhausted

The worlds most hopeful dog (Yes it’s closed)

idea: everyone figure skates to björk and only björk

Without fail, when boarding the train, Frankie will pick an aisle he likes and lie down, even if it’s not our row. I then have to cajole him out and The French are not amused.

Yes, Dawson was iconic, but James Van Der Beek was so so so so funny on Don't Trust the B

My little millennial heart is very sad variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Of course I studied the classics.

Of course I studied the classics

Has anyone done Thee Camino? I’m planning a trip (maybe a mixture of cycling and walking) for early Autumn. I’d love any recommendations. 🫶❤️

Honestly, Peter Thiel knows more about me now than I know about myself at this point: www.reddit.com/r/ouraring/c...

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them" Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

so i talked to one of the bushes at the super bowl www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/...

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

what a shot

Bad Bunny understood the assignment…