BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.

Always make sure to have a backup terrible idea

🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting

YO PLEASE WATCH THIS IM FUCKING SCREAMING

I love this interview. Where is Barbara Walter’s when you need her?

And now for everyone's enjoyment... "IMMIGRANT SONG" BY THE CYBERTRONIC SPREE~!!! #TransformersTuesday #LedZeppelin

Harrison Ford’s commencement address.

This never gets old.

You people in the comment section are doing an amazing job. Keep up the good work.

what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only

This is for the person who made a post about Jazz Magique, but has their replies turned off. I give you, the Jazz Macaque.

Too soon for this…the longest servicing justices are Thomas, Roberts, and Alito. If the GOP are smart they would say ok and replace all three before the mid terms. Then that does nothing to help us out of this. 1/2

Slightly increase a band The Whom

I adore this release... Superman: The Man of Steel 30 comes with a blank cover and a sticker sheet, so you can do it yourself. I also have a bagged issue that is numbered and signed by Bogdanove and Janke. #comics #dccomics #superman #lobo

"these ribs would have cooked in half the time if you used these comments to roast them" "a good vet could get that pig back on its feet" ✨WHEEZING✨

GM 🖤

U.S. Rep. Brandon Gill is having a viral moment for asking a witness her "favorite type of abortion." I have an answer for him

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle: Hieronymus. Weapon of choice: Butcher Knife Enjoys... some weird shit.

Yesterday I spoke at a high school in Calgary, giving the students a quick rundown of my creative career and things I wish I'd known when I was their age. Here's a summary of key points I covered: • My career is nothing like what I envisioned when I was young, but key parts of it shaped my future.

My alltime favorite joke goes: Why do hippies wear patchouli? So that blind people can hate them, too

It’s the soundtrack that did me in ☠️

It's awesome that every AI is programmed to talk like someone who reeeeally wants to fuck you

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Things that make you go pee

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:

It's interesting how people who "want the freedom to express their views" seem to be the most angry that people have the freedom to express their views on how stupid they themselves are......

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

Were I to make a good post.

Men, watch the whole video. Take stock, learn what you need to be better at. Then go be better. I know where I need to improve.

QTP with a GIF of a Franchise Better than HP.

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HR is to protect the company. Union is to protect the worker.

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate

I can't stop laughing. I'm glad she read the comments out loud, because I couldn't read them through the tears.

This is her best one yet.

Abbott and Costello Meet Muad'dib!

So many times in the last few years I've thought how I now know how Yoda felt in Return of the Jedi when he just got so tired he decided to lay down and die.

Carl Sagan explores the intimate connection between human life and the stellar life cycle. He explains that heavy elements in our bodies (carbon, oxygen, iron) were created inside stars. This details stellar evolution, from birth to death, including white dwarfs, supernovae, and black holes.

Trump endorsed GOP candidate Brandon Herrera tonight. Here is Brandon recreating the assassination of MLK and then shooting the target dummy at close range. He then chuckled and said, “This is so fucking wrong.”

Any meal is a square meal as long as it comes with four sides.

James Harden has partnered with an AI company and dropped an AI video about his NBA career It includes: • Him shooting with the incorrect hand • The basketball missing in sequences • His name spelled incorrectly on his jersey