Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Comparing Donald Trump to other presidents is like comparing John Wayne Gacy to other clowns.

he’s so close to getting it

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

If I have learned anything from Kenosha's "Let us fill your hole" and Subway's "How do you top your sub?" campaigns and my own personal 25 years of experience in advertising and copywriting, it's that every message needs to be reviewed by at least one (if not a panel of) Michael Scott

Dan Koh: In the last year, this leader tried to take sovereign land unilaterally, use the justice system to jail enemies, & actively shut down independent media voices That was Vladimir Putin—the fact that so many ppl thought I was describing Trump right now shows how much our democracy is at risk

Really need men to start understanding that your vicinity to a hot woman/femme (online or irl!!!!) does not grant you access to our bodies, brains, emotional labor, or time. feel free to observe, appreciate, enjoy, but do not for one second believe you are entitled to *literally anything* from us

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Free legal ass whoopin's for ICE supporters.

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Netflix stopped asking me if I’m still watching and instead asked if I finally cleaned my house or not, so there’s that.

Hey #Resisters! This is probably the most beautiful and hilarious protest story you’ll find. Is there violence? Yes. But this is protesting with “Tactical Frivolity”, which has become the key phrase for #ICE protests, inspired by #Portland This story happened in #Minneapolis Read and Share 1/

Kash Patel this Sunday: “You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines, to any sort of protest that you want."

Just a heads up. If any of you with phrases about standing for flags or kneeling for crosses are thinking about following me, don't. Just block me instead, because that's what I'm going to do.

Let's be clear: we have the right to protest. We have the right to legally observe government thugs kidnapping neighbors. We have the right to protect immigrants & immigrants have the right to exist. They do not have the right to publicly execute anyone for doing/being any of that.

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

return of the jedi

FWIW: Golden is retiring. The filing deadline has passed in NC; Davis is the only Dem running. The filing deadline has passed in TX; Gonzalez & Cuellar both have primary opponents. Gillen has several Dem opponents as well, as does Perez. If you want to primary Suozzi, you still have until 3/30.

“The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.” Frederick Douglass.

Meanwhile, at the Board of Peace...

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Quote an actor in the wrong film: “It’s not a tumor!!”

Worth every second

Need Black Panthers in Minnesota, too. ✊🏼 #philly #bkackpanther

ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms

Comic artist LeBeau Underwood’s daughter has been missing in Chicago since yesterday morning. Please share in the hopes we can bring the family a happy conclusion to this.

Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

Make sure if ya vote for a Democrat that you look into them first, sadly Republicans are becoming privy to the fact we all hate them and won't vote for them, so they're pretending to be Democrats to get votes, please research these people before voting. Vote blue, but vet them too!

Firsthand experience of a US citizen, arrested by #ICE 1/

Can we start a semi-nightly news show called "What Fresh Hell Is This?". It could lead with the latest horrible bullshit that just happened, and then give a quick going over of the more recent horrible bullshit that had happened just before.

Such a fantastic edit. I get sucked in, watching the whole video every time I come across it.

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Current legacy media outlets: #comicsky #startrek

I remember when they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty.

someone just rang the doorbell and omg when did i stop fitting underneath the bed.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Literally this

South Park writer, Toby Morton, bought TrumpKennedyCenter.org and tBag is apoplectic 😂😂😂 I’m including screenshots of the page, but I encourage you to check it out, because this is great #Resistance

they say the trick is to leave out just enough so that

A memoir:

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Walmart sells something that claims to be a 'banana cleaner'. The description is a weird work of genius, including boasting '120 minutes on a single charge, which meets daily use' and explaining 'just wipe it with a towel'.