idk what traitors is and at this point…i’m too scared to ask. idk anything about any of these shows coming out lately. i’m so out of touch.

unmmm hell yes!! this is incredible news! highlights: regular pay, less sick call-outs (18% reg, 21% flu season), less voluntary leave, happier people. to those who say this would never work; well, it did.

ewwwww block these dumb fucks!!!

almost 2 years ago, i had some…not so good health results that came from significant blood work i had done. today, i can happily say that ✨ ALL ✨ of those health issues are no longer of concern and i am completely healthy. it took some significant lifestyle changes, but i did it. ❤️🤗

In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties. The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized. Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.

what a legend lmao

@balambgarden.bsky.social just had to share. i got .hack//frägment patched over to English and can play online//offline. it’s so beautifully done too. now i can truly play as BlackRose. and i’m fully playing on my actual PS2. 😭😭😭

so now they’re gonna try to take our phones away from us. lol

He truly is going to try to do everything he can to stop these elections in November because he is scared. The American people are turning on him. He knows this. Things are going to keep happening to distract or to try to STOP the midterms from happening. Please keep paying attention, y’all.

This is exactly what RTO is about from: www.instagram.com/reel/DTILLhH...

this is a masterpiece. 💀💀

The dentist: "so how is life going"

i hope whoever leaked this has the best life they can possibly have, full of love, warmth, safety and that they get everything they want and more.

when i say fuck ICE, i literally mean i hope they all get fucked with a cactus and sandpaper.

my dick feels so soft

new profile pic? me thinks yes.

i’m gonna go get naked tonight

🙂

The "conservative approach," everybody.

Her name is MacKenzie Scott, not “Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife.”

Please read this article. Thank you, if you do.

seeing all these pokémon lego sets coming out and…my god they look horrendous. and how much they are charging? honey, no.

was hast du dir erhofft? ich bin mein eigener Boss

Sympathies with the Epic PR team

dicks are just so beautiful. i love them.

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

Jocks as the new hyper fixation? It's more likely than you think.

a great haul this morning!

Do not speak to anyone about this trial. Do not speak to other jury members. Don't say a word. Lay low. Keep your internet presence low and neutral. Then and only then, in court, when you the jury are asked what you find the defendant: not guilty. His fate is in your hands, New York.

someone at work sent a message in response to amazing feedback from some stakeholders and it said: “i think reading this made me feel great for the first time after working working here” that is so sad to read and shows just how shitty this place is. they’ve been here for almost 2 years now.

it’s a wonderful #fcf

that’s enough internet for today. stay safe babes.

you’re worried about your stupid little kpi’s and okr’s? i’m not. i’m worried about people being straight up murdered. i don’t care about your stupid budgets or bottom line or your profits. use your unpaid worker wages to make a fucking difference in this fucked up hellscape. DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE.

I don’t really want to continue anything else until we solve this.

if you are still using X, fuck you. i’m not sorry to be saying that. block me if you want, i really don’t care. just proves that you’re okay with this and support it fully by staying there.

jesus gardenia. going straight to it.

slep boi today

FUUUUUCK ICE. FUUUUUUCK ICE. Bereite die Guillotinen vor.

I left X at the end of 2022 when Musk let Trump back on, seeing where all this was going. I promise you, life will go on If youre scared of losing friends, add on other apps. If you still fall out of touch, they were acquaintances. If likes matter more, see a therapist about that dopamine addiction

Please do not upload your medical records to ChatGPT. We have no way of knowing how OpenAI will actually use your health data. Please talk to your doctor about your symptoms.

they can go fuck themselves.

Just a reminder

@jinthepnw.bsky.social happy birthday!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Seattle gays repost so we can find each other 💖💖💖

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

@blazeunbuttoned.bsky.social happy birthday!!! 🥳

how to handle the what now

finally home and can post for #mcm 🙂‍↕️

why does my phone say it’s charging when it is not plugged in to anything nor being wirelessly charged lol. what even is this ios. it’s SO BAD.

“taint zapper”