Fun fact that if you give me a fancy bottle of alcohol as a gift, I am not saving it for special occasions. I am drinking it on a random Tuesday evening after I barely get through the work day without throwing hands.

Say what you will about Xehanort, but that man knows how to have a Plan B. I’d hire him to plan a wedding.

Come get you some Daddy dick

Whatever Tuesday you celebrate, I think I’ve covered them all

Doing planks in boxers, as one does on hot afternoons.

Writing a report and this thing will not leave me alone

Tummy tuesee

Bit leaky

From the vault 2023. Just a naked gaymer boi showing off 😜🍆

Awwww does puppy have to get up now 🥺 👉👈 #pupplay #tummytuesday

Anything better than waking up rock hard on a long weekend?

I’m gonna be annoying with this mirror in the bedroom 🤭

Happy Easter

What are you licking first?

Shoutout to the hot gay waiter who told me and my colleague while we were grabbing lunch about how he’s in the process for getting his Harry Potter tattoo removed.

Didn’t have an FCF post ready on time so here’s one from the whorechive 😇

wish it was you

It is occurring to me that I have just described an average gay man from Tennessee.

I don’t have a “type,” but there is a type of guy that I find is consistently attracted to me: nurse practitioners who are into Zelda, have forklift licenses, and have close relationships with their older brothers who may or may not have gone to jail for selling drugs.

Were any of the people who caused the Suez Canal blockage hot? Because that was the last time I remember feeling peace in the world and I want to kiss them on the mouth.

I need more natural lighting in my bedroom

Give it a squeeze

Add me on snap: zibbzabb

Only big loads here 😈

I do not know how to answer the question “How’s that pussy?” Like, are you asking if it’s available? Or like, if it has just had a good today today?

i need some help

Need coffee

Started playing Overwatch again after like five years. Who are these people? Already overwhelmed.

Friday Sweat

I would like to spend the rest of my life living in the catacombs, perhaps a demure little studio hidden in an underground train tunnel, etc.

A fun thing about meeting up with people from your past is learning about obvious reputations that you evidently had that you were not aware of.

Guess who just did this again in the same drawer. Because I closed it with my hips while brushing my teeth.

Because you know I'm all about that cake, 'bout that cake 😏 #humpday

tut tut it looks like rain 🍯🧸🎈🐝

mornin!

Catch this for me will you? 💦😛

Haven’t posted a picture in a while. Happy Sunday. 🙂

Who’s up for a Sunday double feature?

Considering making a cosplay outfit. Never done it before. Current options include Andrea Rhodea (FFVII Remake), Sylens (Horizon Zero Dawn), or Corbeau (Pokemon ZA).

Anyone know the cheat code to get this working?

for #scs. I may be on the east coast but I’m still running on west coast time

It comes in 3 stages lol Hope everyone is having a good weekend 🙌🏾

Good morning! A little cum and softie for ya #SundayCumday

What a fucking nut! Sheesh!

Been a few days

Obligatory hotel lighting mirror selfie 😁✌️