Haha this was before the parade started, and I was sweating my ass off helping set up 😅

This wins the internet today, and probably this week! 😍😂

I don't got the bulk for Blastoise, nor the muscle for Machamp, but I think I can pull off Lucario 😉

hmm I think this one is decent 😊

Got a great full-body massage from a really cute guy yesterday. While fully naked, almost got a boner a couple times 🫣 but he was also really good, so it was easy to relax. Almost fell asleep a few times even 😴 Probably the best glute and legs massage I've had, especially after being in the parade 🎉

Today we say goodbye to my beloved Zojirushi water boiler and warmer. I’ve had it for 15 years and it has worked faithfully for us across the country. It actually for real sparks joy. Thousands of cups of tea and coffee later, I feel a little silly but fr sad that it’s finally it’s time 😭🙏

Who's going to be at Palm Springs Pride this weekend? 🥰 Don't forget to cheer us on at the parade! 🎉🌈

Happy #MassEffect #N7 day! 🫡

Can't make it to #PalmSpringsPride this weekend? We got it covered! Catch me in the parade LIVE on #KESQ ABC Channel 3 and also on YouTube by PromoHomo TV. Click here to watch Sunday: www.TroyK.link/PSPrideLive #TroyKristoffer #PSPride #PalmSprings @nicholassnow.bsky.social

Here’s Mamdani nip for celebration 🎉

I’m ecstatic with today’s results that I have to post about it on my non-politics account 🎉

Me and who? 😏😘

My hubby's gonna be in the Palm Springs Pride parade this Sunday! If you're there, keep an eye out and cheer him on 🥰🎉

We watched three episodes of Boots. So far, there have been some intriguing moments. I appreciate the character development, and can easily see where it goes. But I'm not like "omg I need to keep watching" 🤷 Are there surprises later on?

this is so accurate 💀

POV pics or vids that are not POV is such a pet peeve of mine 😅😓

this could be a sniffies profile 😂

Why does Temu think I need a car pee bottle? 😂

Happy post-Halloween 😅

Y'all are lovely so this potion is not for you 🥰 but for the pesky others like the bigots!

Feeling pretty meh this Halloween, but for the last day of #Jocktober, here's a pic of me in my Robin cosplay that my husband took and photoshopped years ago 🐦✌️

Long day at work (but productive) and so crawling in bed early for some TV 😮‍💨

this pic is too powerful

Almost perfectly average 😆

Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear. Introducing "Loco Moco Yellow" 😂

It's Monday 😵 #MCM

Last weekend we got to spend some time with beloved @misscocoperu.bsky.social and loved every second of it.

I feel like this belongs in @bionicslingshot.bsky.social's house somewhere ☺️

Going to board game group today as David Rose from #SchittsCreek 🌹

fuck them hoes

This is absolutely amazing. Bravo Duolingo 😂 youtu.be/9MWtNC_rZmI?...

This is homophobic, specifically to me.

Got warm again today and so I get to wear tank top again 😁

This is unexpected in the best way 😂 youtu.be/lHcUJ2vcR2Y?...

Hello #gaymers! Working on another design. A little unsure so wana get some opinion. Do you get this? 😅

Hubby gave me an idea for a polyarmory tee, and then I designed it 🎉 frootintheroom.com/products/im-...

Fear not my gays!

This sparked joy 🎉 They sound so good live! youtu.be/LW9QJIT_T-A?...

Super cute! Look at these wonderful humans 🥰 Thanks @lukeacl.com 😘 skythings.lukeacl.com/bloomfie-bub...

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 祝中秋節快樂🏮

As seen in store today 😂😂😂 There are so many things that are wrong about this I can’t even list them.

Got a really heartening message through my store. From a gay man who was elated to find a store that is so tailored to him. I was floored. While I think I'm creating a great collection, I wasn't expecting such an emotional outreach 🥹 If my designs light up someone's day, I've reached my goal 🎉

Sporting my own @frootintheroom.bsky.social design today 🎉✌️

Got my first friend of friend sale. Woo 🎉

So.... me being Chinese makes mine an authentic Chinese finger trap 😂 Who wana try? 😏

Goodnight from me and Emilio 😻

Hey y'all! I've started a hobby project and would love for you to check it out 😉 It's a nerdy queer clothing brand called Froot in the Room 🌈, featuring designs of my own humor frootintheroom.com Give @frootintheroom.bsky.social and the IG profile www.instagram.com/frootinthero... a follow! 🥰

Post a female character you love

Been super sucked into the news cycle in the past week. Whoa my mental health suffered 🤮

It's a dark world we live in today, but hear my hubby @troykristoffer.com cover "Change the World" by Eric Clapton on this Friday for some escape 🥰