I can't find my show pants! 😭

...of course my luck goes and breaks my tooth the night before my biggest performance yet... Hopefully it will stay in place tomorrow and I don't spit it at the audience.... #TheShowMustGoOn #WithOrWithoutTheToof

Feeling pretty good about my performance tomorrow at the #Riverside #Art s and #Music #Festival. Of course it will be the scripted banter that trips me up and I will forget to say who I am or something ridiculous.

Post your favorite #song or #MusicVideo about #anxiety. The results are in. This one is best: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui8k... #MusicTherapy #Music #FlorenceAndTheMachine #MentalHealth #Songwriting #MusicSky

If you don't have a fat ass by 2026, you'll be the first to be topped. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRnx...

Thats my hubby. 😍 He found a new talent designing cute quirky gay stuff!

When I become King, I will outlaw mandatory "verification codes" when logging in to accounts.

The stupidest video I've ever made has gone viral on Instagram and is by light-years my most successful post ever.... Not one of the thousands of views translated to a single follower. I hate this world we live in.

Dear Fan companies. It's LOW, MEDIUM, HIGH. Not high, medium, low. It's not hard. God.

Hmm. Maybe I should change banks...

it's incredible how you can wake up and go "Huh. For once I don't have much to do today. Maybe I can take it easy and just chiill today." And then BAM! 47 things on your to-do list and you're destroyed by 8:00pm.

I think I need some work done on my garage door...

Look at this little heartbreaker. LOOK. AT. HIM. #cats

I cant wait til Riverside Arts & Music Festival in just over a week! Sept 27 at White Park! I'm performing around 4:10pm. Come see me! Thank you to @riversideartscouncil for the invite to perform! #riversidecalifornia #cityofriverside #MusicSky #Singer #pop

Anyone else noticed that their Bluesky feed has become suspiciously algorithmic lately - showing the same week-old posts over and over when there's newer content, like other crappy platforms?

I sang a song for you. . . . . . . . #SingerSky #MusicSky #PopMusic #CoverSong #Cover #IndieMusic #MusicLovers #SingingCommunity #IndieArtists #LiveMusic #Vocalists #MusicInspiration #SoundtrackOfLife #MusicalJourney #BlueskyTunes

Today on #FlowerFriday, my own Barbados Bird of Paradise is finally happy and blooming!

...but I do love this mug... so. MUCH.

Along with Egg Nog, Pumpkin Spice one of those flavors I always forget I hate until this time of the year when I go "Oooh! Pumpkin Spice... lets try that." and now I have an entire bottle of creamer I won't drink.

I'm exhausted. Probably didn't sleep well considering I dreamed we were at some kind of mental health retreat and the government raided our group and we got kidnapped by fascist leaders and I tried to fight back but I woke up before I found out if escaped or not. Sigh.

100% of the time, always, it never fails - I always regret letting my phone update it's software. I hate it. These UI designers should be taken into the streets and left for the dogs to eat.

Today I found out, we're missing at least 3 sprinkler heads in our front yard... mysteriously... with no evidence they ever existed (but they did.)

I got paint all over myself today.

I am no longer going to apologize for the results of other people's fuck-ups just to be polite and diplomatic.

I knocked it out of the park with dinner tonight.

It is complete. The original "cardboard" one I made a dozen years ago, vs today's new and improved model that I designed from scratch in 3D and printed, painted and assembled. Now to put it on a shelf and never play D&D for another dozen or so years.

This little poo poo monster who is but a wee runt, is capable of making the whole 1800 sq ft house almost inhabitable when he uses the litter box. Eyes melt. Paint peels. The other animals flee. #cats

Working on a little stained glass window for the Disney Castle inspired model / dice tower I'm making.

Been doing a lot of 3D printing lately and I have an ever growing collection of the byproduct waste which I can't throw away because I am dying to make something of them:

GAGA+Tim Burton+Spooky Season? Yes please! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGaZ...

I guess .... yes? LOL

Tonight for our dinner order pickup, I am... Jorge Caliente

I just used the phrase "reinforced knob hole" in an Amazon review. #12yearsold

This is from a meme floating around that's completely false, but it still makes me LMAO. #FlowerFriday

As a struggling vegetarian, I feel seen and attacked simultaneously. www.youtube.com/shorts/UsbBF...

This is a brand collab that shouldn't have happened, but I would expect nothing less from Nestle. Sad thing is that flavor is probably perfect for my tastes if they hadn't mixed in the dead baby tears and the blood of trans people. #Nestle #JKR #HP 🤮

Anybody wanna join us for a night in Palm Springs with @misscocoperu.bsky.social ? She's amazing, we've seen her several times. We already got our tix, let us know if you're interested. cdn.simpletix.com/4a1ef5ed-db6...

Oh okay. I guess I can sleep in the guest room instead. #cats #cat

"The other Pigtail Provocateur..." !!!!! My black marketing soul is ALIVE!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBKy... The "synergy" cont! That they found (or rebuilt?) an OLD Wendys location to film this at because the rooflines resemble the Addams' house, is genius! She's typing on receipt! The sign!! 🖤💀

Me: *Mopping the whole damn floor a 4th time from a different disaster.* Dog (right after coming inside): *Okay, no problem. I'll just piss on the floor in this other room here. No worries.*

Delusion is the key to #Confidence

#Flowers never ask permission to bloom. And, they bloom with no regrets. #FlowerFriday

This Wendys/Wenesday brand collab is insanely genius. It's the kind of marketing thing that makes me "uuuuh yeah". #Wednesday and #Wendys is close in name and age. Both ladies have braids. One is joyus, and the other one is murderous. I love that Wednesday can just take over for a bit.

Pt 1: @namecheap.com Me: "Hello hosting support. My whole entire servers down and I can't reboot it. Please halp." Support Agent:" The domain you gave us does not resolve to your server's IP address. You must have given us the wrong one." Me : "..." Me: "The whole server is down. There is no DNS"

Expensive speakers make all the difference. But now my car sounds like crap.

Theirs was an unconventional relationship but they made it work. #Cats #Dogs

Please ensure the intactly of the sealing...

The problem with the 72 billionty "Tell us how we're doing" surveys I get every day is that no company sending them out actually wants to hear about my experience. It's always about "Tell us how you like that one insignificant thing that just happened." or...

We own our home. Which means we often have work to do. I have had to find contractors for many different things and every single time, I have the same problem: After research, I will contact 4 or 5 of "the best" contractors in our area...and NOBODY ever responds. EVERY TIME. I don't understand.