What’s behind door #1

I just realized my under have been on backwards all day 🫢

Sundays are for d***s

(cartoon Matt Wuerker) #us-politics #broken-system

Greetings and salutations #fcf

Exhausted but still buzzing over Mayhem Ball last night! The voice, the looks, the production, the energy, the emotion, EVERYTHING!🥹🤩😍

Mayhem ball was absolutely INCREDIBLE! Truly a work of art! Mother Monster fed her children! Amazing and perfection!

Repost with your dick root 🥵

MAYHEM Ball tomorrow and I literally cannot wait 🥹

Does Pete Hegseth really think using sports metaphors in his briefings makes him sound more intelligent, qualified, and help spin this unnecessary war? 🤬🤮

I forgot how absurd the space fight scene in Moonraker was 😂

Hear me out…What if we just canceled Monday tomorrow?

Outside or inside? #scs

The President has launched our nation and our great military into a war of choice, risking American lives and resources, ignoring American law, and endangering our allies and partners. It does nothing to help with the urgent problems here at home that Americans face every day.

Pros: had my best run of the week Cons: did not help the problem in hand

What the hell is happening and why isn’t our government doing anything to stop this lunatic president!? Fucking do something- anything! It’s just one atrocity after another

Feeling so 🥵 this morning. I need to go run this energy off at the gym first

I’m at a type disadvantage. Your #FCF posts are super effective

I’m running out and want to try something new, anyone have any good lube recommendations? I trust y’all’s reviews!

I’m at a type disadvantage. Your #FCF posts are super effective

Oh no it’s happening again… the urge to buy new underwear that I don’t need

We made it to Friday! I hope you all have an easy day and just a few hours to the weekend.

Why am I so tired and it’s only 8:30 🥱

#fursday things

Wanting: to thirst post Forced: to send emails and attend meetings

Taylor Tomlinson is so fucking funny! Hands down my favorite comedian 🤣

Well I tried…to no surprise it’s just rambling, pathetic lies

Quick #mcm on the fly…and I guess through it as well

Quick #mcm on the fly…and I guess through it as well

NE bloomfs, please stay warm and safe in that blizzard!

In case no one’s told you today, remember you’re beautiful and your dick is pretty

Slept like trash again 🙃🫩 please donate any extra energy you have to a gay in need

My mouth always waters on Fridays 🤤

Visiting a city you used to live in on vacation is a weird feeling because you have all these memories that feel so recent but at the same time is almost like you’re on the outside looking in.

I’m nice and won’t make you wait. Happy #fursday and early #fcf It may be time for a trim…

When I’m comfy in bed but then someone texts me asking if I want to go to brunch

SHE’S SO GOLDEN 🥇 Alysa Liu wins GOLD and becomes the first U.S. woman to medal in figure skating since 2002.

Not me crying at the women’s figure skating finals 😭

I’m nice and won’t make you wait. Happy #fursday and early #fcf It may be time for a trim…

Should I post a fcf pic early for you tomorrow (im busy Friday) or edge you a bit and wait until next week? 🤔

Show me your Uber driver

It’s called Tuesday because good things come in twos right?

Coworkers who are exceedingly difficult for no reason truly underestimate the level of pettiness and stubbornness I’m capable of. I can do this all day babes

One of our early fade experiments turned out a little… goober-y. Still UV-reactive. Still gorgeous and squishy. Just not quite what we were going for 😅 So we’re giving it away! ✨ Follow + Like + Repost to enter. Details below ↓

It’s called Tuesday because good things come in twos right?

Trying to find motivation to work the days before taking some time off such a struggle

If you see someone looking like a drowned rat at the gym, no you didn’t . That was me.

The last few days have either been “can’t fall asleep” or “can’t stay asleep” 🫩😩