My first #fcf from 2026 🔅

Today there was this really cute guy on the train station. We were kinda exchanging looks, but we both looked away the moment we made eye contact.

me describing my taste in men

My first #humpday contribution from 2026!

Once upon a time, a gay was riding me cowboy style, and he came without touching and the first cumshot landed in my eye. Happiest day ever!

On a different note, another top guy texted me wanting me to suck his dick because, quote "he likes it when tops suck him".

The other day I met this absolutetely cute guy while waiting in line at the bank. Unfortunately he told me he was a top.

Ice cream with a friend turned into cruising at the mall. 2026 is looking nice, already.

So, guess what I'm baking? 😁

Sunkissed✨

Happy Sunday morning, everyone! ☀️ #sundaychill #lazysunday

happy new year all!!

Happy new year, bloomfies. I hope 2026 is the year you accomplish that goal, you get that promotion, you quit that toxic work, or you fuck that impossible crush. I wish you all the best.

Today a guy told me "I just noticed your tongue is as big as your dick", and I almost burst out laughing. 🤣 Never had that kind of "compliment" before.

Someone told me today my butt feels like jelly and I don't know if I should feel flaterred or insulted.

It’s Trans Remembrance Day! 🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻 If you don’t stand with and support the trans community get the fuck outta here!

As I said, my ass when waxed is soo powerful. Happy #humpday

calling me papi/papa as a way to flirt when you’re not Hispanic is NOT as cute as you think it is 😬

I almost forgot it was #fcf, so I put my morning wood to good use and got you guys this.

I feel so freaking sexy when I wax my ass 🥵.

I never actually get to do this trend when it was popular, is it too late now?

My plans for today got canceled, which I usually love, but today I'm not feeling it, I have nothing to do and I'm bored and I don't want to be home later today 🥺

#FCF Bulge edition

Taylor Swift's fans after TLOAS was release

My new favorite compliment is "I love whatever is wrong with you", cause it's okay to be a little crazy, and that makes us unique.

"Content creator" and their content is just other people's content to which they strap their face or user name as a watermark, not tagging the actual creator or crediting them 🙄

I was complementing this guy on grindr on how bulk he looked and asked him what his secret was to be looking that good, and he's one and only answer was "eating"... Truly no effort at all. I give up

Sister pic of that other #fcf post. I couldn't decide which one I liked the most, and I felt generous today 😌

I almost forgot today was #fcf

I hate it when you arrange to meet up with a guy at this place and you're NOT familiar with the area, and all they do is send you directions and references to places YOU DON'T KNOW, and they don't even come down to get you. I find it really unchivalrous.

Somebody at the gym forgot to use deodorant and it has me dizzy in the worst possible way

Not my followers finding out I'm not a short king through an insta story 🤣

I'm learning to use "the look" to hit up on guys. Cause usually, when a guy makes eye contact with me I lower my eyes outs of shyness. Today, surprisingly, it worked with a guy at the market 🫣

I remembered one time, my boyfriend at the time got mad at me for making jokes about my broken wrist, cause God forbid a guy has a sense of humor as a coping mechanism during a dark time. 🙄 A little context: I was hospitalized for a week, and they had to do surgery on me to fix my bones.

The way Tom Welling had me on a choke hold on the early 2000s

There's a guy at the gym spinning a 10 kg disk above his head. I don't know what the fuck he's doing, but fuck, does he look hot while doing it 🤤

They are playing Bohemian Rhapsody at lunch at work. Now I can't eat cause I have to sing along to that masterpiece of a song.

Let's see those face cards, babes 🫡

Good morning, everyone! #scs #saturday

I don't know what kind of witchcraft my barber pulled. I asked him to trim only two centimeters, I clearly saw him cutting two centimeters each time, why do I feel like he cut six centimeters? 😭😭😭 I'll definitely do the trimming at home from now on, he's too straight-coded for my bangs to survive 🥲

I was saved today by a 6.5 feet tall angel today. 🥺

It's mostly right u.u

I see the “Bluesky is dying” discourse is making the rounds again—because growth only slowed, even though it still grew. My friend circle didn’t grow last month either, but I’m not planning a funeral for my social life. Not every season’s a surge, and that’s okay. 🩵

The way my chest looks under this light is insane 🤯

See a pit, post a pit

The best kind of compliment I can give you is "you're a really good kisser!", if I tell you this, it means you have me on a silver platter, and you're halfway in to having me halfway in. 😇

This has some wild memes 🤣

Can I ask you to pretty pretty please ignore the mess in the background? #fcf #friday #gay