Back at the gym after a month and a half off (thanks kidney stone)

Darlene should’ve won that challenge. And that lip sync was…something.

They’re really gonna do this huh..

“Kim there’s people that are dying…”

Why do all of their “operations” sound like they were named by a 12 year old…

My family hails from Poland but green is my favorite color so do I still get kisses?

But did you ever cum and go at a Kum & Go?

It’s always “how are you?” and never “here’s $1000” 😔

Wunmi Mosaku stuns on the cover of Glamour UK. 📸: Ekua King

There’s a lot to be mad about but I feel like we’re not adequately angry enough about this

Lately I’ve found killing zombies with a baseball bat in Dying Light 2 to be very cathartic

It’s always “how are you?” and never “here’s $1000” 😔

Persisting nonetheless

Former oomf has gone full blown republican

The audacity of me thinking I’ve somehow lost weight when all I did was have a kidney stone removed

me flirting: “i hope they noticed i liked their picture that hundreds of people also liked”

Lmaooooooooooooo

The senate dems should reject every nominee for her replacement

But we have no money for universal healthcare or student loan forgiveness someone launch me into the sun

I love a close up 💦 shot you know?

I know Ru likes to laugh but these comedy challenges are always ROUGH…

It's remarkable that the national media is saying the takeaway from Talarico's win over Crockett is "Democrats are too far left" when the two of them are so ideologically similar. It's almost as though "too far left" means "too Black."

Lmao not this gay on instagram spreading propaganda to defend this mess with Iran. Unfollow bye.

Nothing makes me question what I’m doing with my life quite like scrolling job listings…

Good morn- oh what the fuck

I lived

Having surgery today to remove this kidney stone that’s been plaguing me for 6 months 😖

Oh he’s definitely a republican

Newscaster: “Donald Trump is, once again, complaining online this morning…” NPR I was not familiar with your game!

🥲

This game is so unserious

My toxic trait is thinking I have a shot with an instagram thot

National Treasure for some reason

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble

Mia is *milking* that Pretty Ugly lip sync and honestly? Werk.

WuWa I love you but what is this Kenny G ass music in the new region?

What is with these girls not learning the lyrics???? 😤

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT RFK AND KID ROCK!!!!!

My wrist is sore from playing video games too much if you were wondering how much of a fucking loser I am

AI selfie immediate unfollow

When my dog doesn’t want to cuddle

Oh noooo not dhs… 😌

If you look like this…

Not me looking into my insurance to see if it covers glp1s 🙂‍↕️

hi, professional artist here: because art is an extension of the ethos of the self - if you are an evil ghoul full of racism, hate, and resentment due to no one loving you, you likely have little to nothing valuable to say or produce in the realm of art. simple!

The nerve of NYU calling ME to ask for donations… IKYFL

Looking for my doppelgangoomf so we can kiss