Does anybody want a midday coffee I’m making some right now

Well yes

Opening IG in the morning and seeing nothing but green circles I love my slutty little friends

Jumping back into Animal Crossing after 4 years is crazy because it’s like I’m not the same person I was 4 years ago this whole island needs to be bl*wn up

why did oomf block me lol??? Am I annoying? Be honest.

happy Sunday can someone bring me a Porkroll Egg & Cheese 🙂‍↕️

morning, poles

Did NBC do a psych eval and background check on Michael during casting?

If you’re craving queer media you should be watching The Boyfriend 🙂‍↕️

Welcome back, I guess

Oomf meetup in Animal Crossing 3.0?

reheating my own nachos from last week (or whatever they say) but with more hump

me whenever i take a really good dick pic

No one commented on my perfect hat last night on stream 😮‍💨

Ok we’re ✨36✨ today

Live now if you wanna come drink, yap, and play some Fortnite 🫰 www.twitch.tv/heycxms

Hope you know it’s just a bunch of 🚬s terrorizing you when you play Fortnite

ah, yes: the penis

It’s Friday oomfs. We made it so here’s some root

Michael Rapaport is vile for so many reasons. But watching him be one of those people who holds a fork like *that* and shovels food into his mouth, too? Get him off my screen.

Oh ok nvm Smash 🥵

Smash 🥵

Stephen Colletti’s show being listed as One Tree Hill and not Laguna Beach is actually criminal who the fuck watched One Tree Hill?? #thetraitors

Please don’t post anything right when I refresh the app. I want to like your post but it was posted “now”

Gm give it up for my ass getting bigger

Is it Seasonal Affective Disorder or do I just need to be fucked in the ass?

Your unemployed friend is actually getting drunk with his retired high school theater teacher he hasn’t seen in 18 years on a Tuesday btw 🙂‍↕️

Flirt with your friends

☕️

Grindr, IG, here, and now TikTok. I will never escape the Tyler Oakley lookalike comments I fear 😮‍💨

💪 BROS BEFORE BOTS 💪

Well

Me and oomf

Should I just move to LA?

Not too much now

2026: In & Out

‼️ Emotional Post ‼️ 2025 was my year of loss. Laid off. 10yr relationship ended. Left NYC. Unemployment hell. I haven’t figured out who I am without these things. I’ve gone through - not just an identity crisis - but identity death. To say I can’t wait for 2025 to be over is an understatement.

hey does someone wanna come over and look at me like this

This would feel so good right now

Do we all have a Bluesky boyfriend?

Do any oomfs have an extra shiny dratini and/or eevee they would be willing to “trade” in Z-A 👉👈🥺 I’m so tired of shiny hunting and want to keep playing the game

A ton of new followers in the last 24 hours so just to be clear (because I can tell by your accounts, no offense) this is not a porn account or an alt. I’m just a silly goose who occasionally likes to be a whore. So you better act up when I post some silly goose stuff too. Glad we cleared that up 🙂‍↕️

Ok I watched them go to the cottage 😮‍💨

Last #FCF of the year so whatever 😮‍💨

I wish someone said “wow, this is a heated rivalry” in Heated Rivalry 😮‍💨

gm she’s using her salmon as a pillow 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I love being a gay boy

Redownloaded Snapchat after 5+ years to sext with a man and within 15 minutes I realized why this app is so fucking stupid why do y’all use this???

Got this cute sweater for Christmas 🎄

Merry Christmas, besties 🎄 Very thankful for so many of you this year. Genuinely love these silly digital friendships I have with some of you 🥹🫰you deserve the world