First day of work tomorrow 🥹

Ohhhhh Pokopia is about to take over my entire life 😮‍💨

Is Aubry going to be the first person to **** themselves on Survivor?

An emotionally-available, yet sometimes anxious, nerd with cute interests and a pretty dick and is verse and sometimes a subby top would HEAL me right now 🥰

tag yourself

The final week as your unemployed friend. What should I do?

My ex-bf text me, unprompted, last night to congratulate me on my job offer (a week and a half later) and let me know that he’s dating a few people. Chat was he trying to take away my joy?

This means so much to me 🥰💕💗

How I like to be held by a man with big arms

What a bird I’m beginning to beeeee Amayzing Gertrude!

Thinking about them

A few more hours until Pokémon Day!

#Survivor50 brought back men in their underwear! Bulges are so back, baby! 🥰

Who are you rooting for on #Survivor50 tonight? I need to know if you have good taste or terrible taste 👀👀

Resident Evil Requiem and Pokémon FR/LG releasing on the same day - and then Pokopia releasing a week later is actually diabolical 😮‍💨

idc if it’s bad, I will be seated because I like to have fun 🥰🥰🥰🙂‍↕️

Quote post yourself & your favorite’s #Pokemon30 logo 🫰

?????? What did I ever do to deserve being added to a Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Gooner list ?????

mental health has been on the rise. Wake it up 🙂‍↕️

So which gays/theys are sharing a server with me in Pokopia 👉👈

another blizzard coming and I can’t wait to stay inside, eat snacks, and play Fortnite with my friends

give Punch a gun

Ugh every time I see a new video of that monkey named Punch I start crying 😭😭

I’m drunk. Who is coming over to let me show off my lack of gag reflex?

but I guess have a Fat Cat Friday too

Can’t post for #FCF this week so I’m sending my friends pole directly 😮‍💨

Anyone want to try this?

Y’all I GOT THE JOB!!! 😭😭😭😭

Tell her to get UP

need oomf couple to take me to Paris 😮‍💨

oh she is THAT girl

Besties, I have a final round interview today. Please send me good luck kisses because I NEED this 🥺👉👈

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

You're ugly if you hated the half-time show sorry but it was for sexy people!!

Smiling, dancing, singing, kicking my feet through that whole show. Benito the man and artist that you are 🥰

There is actually nothing that could convince me to leave my home and be in this cold for even 2 minutes

Yeah I’m queer Queer Uber queer Especially queer Even queerer Reluctant to leave my home for any reason

happy Saturday who is up snuggling their cat?

I’m drunk so I’ve entered genuine Reply Guy zone and *send my cock to every cute boy who asks* zone

HATE to admit that Rob is running circles around this cast. Like truly embarrassing for them.

My interview went well today and I got invited back for a second round 😮‍💨🫰

I caved. Is he/they anything?

If my cat could speak she would absolutely spread nasty lies that I never feed her and she’s starving

For anyone who has kept up with The Boyfriend - i would die for them 🥹🥹🥹

Fuckass wizard gerbil

Made the mistake of going to Costco and buying Costco-sized treats and pastries and I’ve made the mistake of thinking I have the metabolism for Costco-sized quantities

🧛‍♂️📣⚔️🙅‍♀️🫂

If I post something on CF the response isn’t supposed to be ❤️😍 or 🥵. You’re supposed to send me a picture of your hog