some of you are so fucking hot and I love that for me

morning 🙃

Future ex husband

LinkedIn is not a real place

I’ve been identified as an AI hater (correct), but at least I’m *twink perfection* 🫡

oomf saw a picture of me and asked how tall I was because he said I looked 6’3” friends, I’m 5’8” and was just standing next to a kindergartener

my twink era was was actually my most mentally unstable (many such cases) so no we won’t be sharing

no offense but I’m so horny

I may not be in the city right now, but I’ve still kissed (******) two very beautiful boys this weekend. so far

need a cantina chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell

gm let’s crash out 😍

riiiiight right

A24 found dead in a data center

cum run errands with me

Summer when you live in a shore town is great because this is the third weekend in a row that this man is leaving his vacation home and coming over and I’m really just ready every week like

well?

Take care of yourself.

do you mind if i leave this here?

hey I wasn’t ignoring you I just accidentally watched dashcam car accident videos for an hour

hate existing in this timeline but love existing does that make sense?

ok so why am I not in the Nerds With Pretty Dicks group chat yet

*unless told otherwise* Dude, girl, baby, honey, ma’am, are all gender neutral Bud, buddy, bro, and guy are slurs

Love is love, sure But sometimes love island

evening walks 🫡

very hard for this

XENOBLADE GENESIS. XENOBLADE GENESIS. XENOBLADE GENESIS

Nintendo direct today

Final Fantasy IX ~ ファイナルファンタジーIX (2000) Developed by Squaresoft.

Will this be the Nintendo Direct that we finally get a new Diddy Kong Racing?

gm friends (but with pants on)

Man I was dating for about two months doesn’t know that I’m still using his Plex account to watch new releases every day 💅🏻

no yeah i love being a faggy little queer 🙂‍↕️

Resident Evil Code Veronica remake is making me so happy because it’s a childhood memory that’s so ingrained in my brain. Summers where my best friend and I would go to each others house to watch each other play it, or be on the phone (landline) for hours playing simultaneously in silence together 🥰

happy pride everyone

Kind reminder

Get gayer 🔫

I have a thick… fagcent

happy pride month besties

going to run errands does anyone need anything?

I think it’s time for my annual playthrough of Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9, and 10 🥰

Where are the lamps in your bedroom? Are you using the big lights?? In the BEDROOM??!

Timeline is hungover. I’m just hung.

The gays have questions. Mothra has answers.

Men who only want penetrative sex or nothing at all lack imagination, whimsy, and are ultimately less hot 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

how is my cat so small yet so big why are you taking up the entire bed??

Final Fantasy IX ~ ファイナルファンタジーIX (2000) Developed by Squaresoft.

I used to think parents were being dramatic but NO it really is my knees and lower back that hurt all the time

Asking a random mouth in the dark room “What are we?”

hey I am still here and alive just kinda happy and thriving so I’ve been less chronically online 🙂‍↕️