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no yeah I really do get so gay off that tequila 🙂‍↕️

you know what day it is

we talk about Mothers a lot, but forget about her

hope all my besties are enjoying their weekend

I just love dick so much 🥲

Is not eating Taco Bell a red flag? Yes or hell yes?

Folks it’s Thursday

Tragic. I don’t currently have anything sweet in the house 😮‍💨

everyone knew you here

My mother’s favorite thing in the world is calling ME and then 3 minutes into a call being like “oh wait let me call you back I’m at the bank” and then never calling back

hey does anybody want to makeout?

Ok that was enough of that post. sheesh

CBS and #Survivor50 are working the fuck out of Cirie let her breathe

never met an ugly cat

good morning I accidentally found the side of Bluesky last night that lacks an understanding of nuance and fun

chat did he eat me up?

NETFLIX raising their monthly $$: 🙄 SHUDDER raising their monthly $$: yes good for you you keep me fed I think you should charge me more

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

Seeking hole sponsors

good morning ☀️

starting to think some of you need to lighten up a little

I started a new job and in the first week made them install a dimmer for the ceiling lights in my office ☺️

period

The trees that smell like c*m are in full bloom 😣

Made a play last night and oomf told me it was so hot 🫡

not too much on me

As an adult, a run of these songs is such a feel-good playlist 🥰

There is something about a sloppy, overdressed chicken caesar salad from a pizza place that just HITS no matter what

Pollen. My least favorite season

CF already saw this but sharing with the class 🙂‍↕️

It’s beautiful so I took work outside 😮‍💨

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I feel so hot when I play Fortnite like I can’t really describe it

cum gutters? yeah they’re neat

geese were causing a stir at the club last night

Rupaul will pay for his sins

There is a certain point during every haircut when you look at that mirror, see yourself, and think wow should I kms

Ok but then someone hot matched with me 15 minutes later and we have a date tonight 🙂‍↕️

I may not be in your skircle this month but we are definitely in each other’s DMs so what now?

Downloaded Hinge for the first time since 2015 and the first 5 people who liked me are chopped 😮‍💨

my eyes are too sensitive even with overcast but went for a little mental health walk this morning

feeling very *sad* today and it actually doesn’t feel fair because there has been so much good happening for me lately, y’know?

Why does it feel cozy to play Fortnite but stressful to play Pokopia??

“Topphpbia” lol as if the bible doesn’t explicitly say “tops should be seen and not heard”

Constantly testing the limits of what is “professional attire” at work