Bro this is CUISINE. OP misses these 2 E Ldn favourites tho 1: Jamaican patty 🇯🇲 spicy, salty, add hot sauce, coco bread if you like - best cold day pick me up 2: Bengali singara: like a samosa but thicker pastry and the filling’s often 🔥 🔥☄️ off the charts as they’re made for locals 🇧🇩

Ffs

Luckily I don’t think *anyone* would vote streeting so hopefully that doesn’t become the choice

Nigel Farage is anti-Semitic “Is it the Bilderbergers that are running the world? You know, there are many, many other theories. It could be the Masons. Some think it’s the Rothschilds. Maybe it’s George Soros. I don’t know. What I do know is actually I don’t think any of it is a conspiracy theory”.

😂😂 so true

Penalties are brutal tho. Condolences

they’ll be celebrating in a state-approved manner on the streets of Qatar tonight

At uni my best mate was deep into formula one. I tried really hard to like it but never could: trying to support Maclaren or Ferrari felt like choosing to support Coke or Pepsi. But now in European club football it feels like “which Middle Eastern petro-state team do you follow?”

AI should be kept as far away from decision making about inherently human traits as possible, and whether introducing these tools into those areas is down to ignorance or malice it doesn't fucking matter. The end result is still marginalised or vulnerable people being discriminated against.

Am I right in thinking that it’s illegal to punch these people in the face, but not illegal to clap, laugh and make good videos of these people when they’re punched in the face? Also, join your local martial arts gym 👍🏻

Last week, @thenerve.news published #TheHarborneReceipts, a forensic examination in cryptobillionaire Christopher Harborne’s donations…& how closely they tracked Farage & Johnson’s pro-crypto policy statements. Yesterday, the FT published an editorial making this exact point about Reform. 1/

And today the Guardian also referenced Harborne’s crypto donations & Farage’s pro-crypto policies & linked back to the FT. But both are missing the even bigger story. This isn’t about Farage making general pro-crypto policy statements. What @thenerve.news revealed is much much more specific 2/

It has now been 10 weeks and three days since Nigel Farage last turned up to vote in the House of Commons

Resisting the urge to post every single one of the flowers in bloom now that I have a garden but COME ON

Fun fact: None of these men has ever had consensual sex with another human

This dude has been loudly telling anyone who will listen who he is. That our political press largely wanted to debate it or, at worse, deny that says some things.

Haven’t come across this before. Is orthostatic intolerance common for ppl with #longcovid?

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NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

What they don't tell you here is that this cunt started the flag lampost nonsense. Feels like an odd omission doesn't it? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The UK's water systems are crumbling. Thousands have been left without water in Kent. Our rivers are polluted. Our bills keep rising. This experiment of privatisation has failed. Public Ownership now.

Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!

[sees a picture of an ancient Roman chariot] *whispers to self* Everything reminds me of Hur

Reform UK's Robert Kenyon is stirring up tension in #Makerfield. He's saying the former St Mary's Church is now a Mosque. IT IS NOT, it's a food bank with a Muslim prayer room. One that was firebombed.

Terrifying if literal: a headbutt

I would do several things for Love…

What will Tony Blair and the Board of Peace possibly make of this

"Good news, boss: the dodgy money stories aren't cutting through!"

After a year of putting up hundreds of flags, the local domestic violence convicts have taken to showing their respect by flytipping the flag of St George.

If only there were a name for the mass killing and forcible transfer of an entire ethnic group www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

The UN is expected to add the Israel Prison Service to its list of conflict-related sexual violence perpetrators, along with Hamas. www.ynetnews.com/article/s1yr... This is important. Both of these bodies have committed sexual violence, and we need to be able to acknowledge that.

Ok this is a truly great tweet

Is there a German word for the sense of disappointment at seeing yourself in the mirror after a haircut, and you realise you’re still just a fat bloke, but now with shorter hair?

If they’d added in a “the person you are agreeing with is Tony Blair, a man heavily funded by AI barons and the Saudi government” factor that percentage would have dropped through the floor.

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

I’m in. How do we make this a sweepstake

Okay, who put 50p in this dickhead?

Look I take my job of Moving Ice Around in the Freezer very seriously ok

Yeah this is good stuff

Gonna call everyone Chief until I get punched in the face oh wow that didn’t take long at all.

In honour of World Dracula Day, here’s my favourite scene from the ’90s film: Keanu Reeves’ Jonathan Harker meeting Count Von Counts' Dracula.

My train’s just been cancelled. I heard about it in its column in the Daily Mail, its appearance on The One Show and it’s book in Waterstones.

It will never be enough. No amount of cruelty is enough, because mere misery isn’t the end goal for people who repeatedly claim our existence is a crisis. If you think someone being alive is a problem, you want their death. If it’s an entire group, you want genocide.

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Blanket forts are the staycations of glamping

📌 ICYMI — Nigel Farage Took £50,000 from Crypto Firms Then Said He Was ‘Not Aware’ of the Industry Funding His Party The self-proclaimed 'straight-talking' Reform UK leader has been far from straight about who is funding his attempted rise to power, reports Iain Overton

If you have the means, please consider helping @jeymccreight.bsky.social, a trans science communicator, activist, founder of @beyondxandy.bsky.social and organizer of Transquake. He's a public figure mobilizing support for trans rights and good science, and he was attacked for doing just that

You can find the full story of what happened on my Instagram (video too long for bsky) I would appreciate any signal boosting www.instagram.com/jeymccreight...

I've been reading Jey's writing for literal decades now - I credit him as one of the voices that steered early-20s "just found online atheism" me away from the angry, closed-minded way a lot of others went. Plus his biology/genetics stuff was neat! Nobody deserves this shit, please help if you can!