Penis Pussy Wine 😄 aaaaalright

And a good morning to everyone reading the “later life” section of Brigitte Bardot’s wikipedia page for the first time

Would really love to know more about the eradication of extreme poverty in Kerala by the communist government- if anyone can recommend any good reading on it

Sometimes metaphors can be a little too on the nose

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Congratulations guys, you’ve made the country so unwelcoming that literally no one wants to come here, except those so desperate they can’t go anywhere else www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

You never hear about the subtle notes and rich complexity of farts do you? But I really think after this many days of this much cheese, it’s past time I gave them the serious consideration they deserve

Just dropping this here for any UK-based queer folks that might need it this Christmas. Never ever suffer alone! The Switchboard number is: 0800 0119 100

Make a Bond movie casual From Redbridge with Regards

like russian soldiers raiding ukrainians' homes

We've always had these dead-eyed socipaths around. It's just a few years ago they were ignored and now they're "senior fellow" at places funded by evil millionaires + going on podcasts with a brain-rotted ex-PM.

there is too much internet

They don’t even mean christian by faith, not really. They mean christian by ideology, as in, holding their specific right wing resentments and prejudices.

This has nothing to do with faith or observance btw. It’s just about establishing an official hierarchy of citizenship where they are on top. bsky.app/profile/mark...

[seventh day of christmas] My true love: “open your present!” Me [covered in goose shit]: “let me guess, some fucking bird again?”

The genocide will continue until morale improves.

This is what happens when they’re not FRESH out the chicken’s bum I tell you

Remember the Precambrian period when no one had backbones or could respire out of water?

Is that boddingtons guy on here? Used to very much enjoy living vicariously thru him drinking 10 of them on Boxing Day over on the other place

Fine, whatever, this random cat is your new god of the winter solstice

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, where the shadows lie, One Tim to rule them all, One Tim to find them, One Tim to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them.

Israeli police really doing their bit to help Jews’ image around the world today, cheers guys

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

Can’t believe the pope is virtue signalling

I don’t give a shit about your accomplishments this year. What’s the dumbest shit you did the past 12 months? The truly stupidest decision you made in 2025?

Facebook, Instagram, X are simply banned in Russia. No US outrage about free speech there—yet the EU is the target. That contrast says a lot.

One reason why the “Campaign Against Antisemitism” (a partisan, right-wing, pro-Israel pressure group) is so mendacious, is that when their arguments and agendas are debunked - the entire concept of antisemitism is demeaned, ironically contributing to the growth in antisemitism itself.

Morning.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

“He raped me.” “Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.” Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.

Donald Trump Jr. was a jerk back when he was doing coke on Christmas Eve up at Nakatomi Plaza, and he's a jerk now.

Stuart Lee and various comedians of the 90s have all also said the same thing

You know I have mixed feelings about the Britpop period, but the reason why there were suddenly loads of interesting bands 1992-93 is everybody who grew up on great 60s-70s music GOT THE DOLE & was able to play long enough to get good. Soon after this became impossible.

Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.

Just opened this with characteristically high levels of optimism that I’ll make it to the end of the article

Absolutely bloody terrifying. So glad no one was hurt. Angry earth

Great initiative

Contains an orc with a knife.

He’ll probably arrange them all in a straight line on A1 - A10

Regular reminder that the majority of the people who dreamed up the stories you love are, like, BROKE broke, and that most of the money spent on their work was given to Some Guy™️ instead.

If a social media post demanding action doesn't make the government immediately fall into line, then I don't know what will.

This is absolutely an amazing resource, and just to tack on if you've always thought about donating to a local food bank but haven't done it before, just drop them an email. They will tell you what they need and they will be delighted to hear from you.

Occupation, apartheid and ethnic cleansing continue at pace

A hard won success story, but one that needs shouting about 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻

I approach a table of Black guys eating lunch. I lift up my under armour shirt Exposing my big bright white belly. “I don’t have to apologize for this anymore.” They trade glances & one whispers that he’ll pray for me. I walk away victorious

Dub Step Falcon SLAPS

You've been hit by You've been struck by You've been battered by You've been hurt by You've been pounded by You've been smacked by a smooth thesaurus post 🦕