Cap (@capformer1984.bsky.social)

💔📻🍎👑 Hey, psst, #RadioApple nation. Buddy up with a #Stolitz fan, and take a deeep breath. 🧘🏻‍♀️ Lucifer can't rescue Alastor. Or, he has to look like an absolute goober for trying. Luci has to be a loser. Because the only way for Mr. & Mr. Useless to build a bond is if they start from the bottom up.