My vote is July 14th bc that International Shark Awareness Day and that’s my headcanon for Vox’s birthday.

They should confirm Vox was born in July, bc I’ve never encountered a more Cancer coded character in my life. Also I need another thing to be obnoxious about and sharing a zodiac sign with my favorite character is pretty up there on the list

Sorry wow this is coming off very demanding. Let me rephrase. Pwease oh pwease Spindwehorse can we get some Shark Week Vox content pwease

We better get something cool and official for Vox for Shark Week it’s coming up on the 26th

Also fully drawn back???!!?!?!? treated too well I wish I could buy one for each room in my home

@silentzound.bsky.social COOKED SO HARD WITH THIS IVE NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL FOR A WHIRLWIND SPLURGE PURCHASE IN MY LIFE 😩❤️❤️❤️ #hazbinhotelfanart #vox

Me gripping the Manu by the shoulders and shaking them: YOU SEE THE X IS OVER HIS HEART TO SHOW HIS HEART BELONGS TO ALASTOR AND HIS RIGHT HAND HAS THE SLEEVE THAT LOOKS LIKE A HEART AND ALSO SHOK.WAV’S TAIL BUT ALSO LIKE SYMBOLICALLY EACH X IS A LITTLE KISS FROM ALASTOR BC THEYRE HOLDING HIM TOGETH

Here’s a side profile sneak peek. The plush is gonna be about 4-5 inches long and will have a little chain to carry it around on your bag, belt, or keychain with you - yk like how Alastor does in the canon of this AU with the actual #bartendervox

Speaking of teasing stuff, look at all these cool #bartendervoxau things ooooh ahhhhh actual plush petition coming sometime next week I think, I‘m just so proud of them

The extra Showtel merch is just about sold out (ty for that btw everyone it was so fun sending the funds back their way and going “Look at all this FOMO you caused, man”, which means it’s time for me to start teasing the group print I made for it ahaha #wip #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinshowtel

We are only 10 bundles away from unlocking the trading cards… trust you wanna see that bubble butt (and more) behind the censor. Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #alastor #hazbinhotel #zine #TSMR #radioroller

At some point, Hazbin is gonna do the emotionally equivalent of Jurassic Bark from Futurama or the Beth Cloning episode from Rick and Morty, and it’ll be a sad music montage of Alastor and Vox‘s relationship falling apart bc neither knows how to communicate and it‘ll definitely be the end of me

Also by in love, I mean romantically bc I adore most a has never fucked, won’t ever fuck, will never fuck canon Alastor, but I love the idea that he cares about Vox so deeply he literally can’t process it so he tries all he can to make Vox hate him, BUT not enough to actually hurt Vox permanently

Okay guys who wants to do a full rewatch of S1 and S2 fight scenes, get drunk off of HH Bar book drinks, then record ourselves in cosplay doing a full Hazbin power scaling tier list

But see, now I’m curious. If Alastor’s deal with Rosie made him the strongest in Hell, with his soul back is he actually weaker now? or is he more powerful bc he has full control of the souls he owns that he got while being in his deal with Rosie, instead of her capping his power level?

Alastor barely even did that thing where he got all gigantic, dude was pulling his punches fighting Vox and was glad when Shok.Wav showed up and gave him a reason not to deliver the killing blow

Or maybe Shok.Wav really is stronger than Adam, since Adam broke a sweat fighting soulless Alastor while Shok.Wav was over here ripping arms off of has-his-soul back Alastor like he’s a movie theater red vine

Hottest of my hottest tin foil hat takes, but I think Alastor let himself get beat up by Shok.Wav bc he know if he actually hurt flying shark baby boy that it would hurt Vox’s feelings and Vox would deff hate him for it, and he’s secretly in love with Vox so

I wish convention photo ops had the option to mix and match actors from different media bc ykw id pay whatever it takes to get to do a group photo with the Vees and the LOTR hobbits in Chicago. anything. I’d hand them a blank signed check

Sorry in the comments we got to chatting about Husk being old enough to remember seeing Vincent Whittman on TV, and I also just wanna say, I think Husk’s human name is Oscar. Husker sounds so close to it, and idk he’s just giving Oscar to me.

1) Two of the best charas in the show, design & personality wise 2) Alastor existing means built in easy drama 3) Vox is canonically proven to like cocky pansexual dudes that died in the 70s 4) we can imagine a Vox and Husk song and it would so be jazzy and so cool and like guys please

Omg who could this handsome little fella be? He’ll probably turn around and reveal himself sometime in August I bet #bartendervoxau

I’m also fully convinced that Husk lost his soul to Alastor bc of Vox. Idk how, but I feel it. Either Box Vox was there, Husk was gonna work with Vox, or Husk was gonna get Vox’s soul and Alastor was like “Haha reverse uno card.” Vox is too specific in his ragebaiting in S2 for it not to be a thing

had someone ask me the other day if I ship Vox/Husk after playfully mentioning it in an Insta story, and I’m like babe I’d run a Statichusk week. I think it’s such an underrated rarepair ship. The two dudes most screwed over by Alastor turning to each other and going “Well hold on, what if we”

Cooked so unbelievably hard with a #bartendervox and Box Vox double sided standee concept that the universe literally had to wipe it from existence (I accidentally closed my art program without saving so they only exist now as these PNGs 🙃)

That’s a pretty Vincent Whittman looking lightning bolt rip you have in your official maid cafe fit, Alastor. AND ON THE SAME SIDE AS VOX‘S BENT ANTENNA CMON BRO THATS BASICALLY MARRIAGE #hazbinhotel #radiostatic

Somewhere out there I love to imagine there’s a Hazbin Hotel Vox fan with the last name Whittman who lost their fucking mind when they found out about Vox’s backstory

I’d sooner have them do a subscription service where you pay a set outrageous amount each year to get all or some of the cards made that year over some bogus bot-fest aka the current gamble system

I think that video & those rumours are pretty misconstrued. In the GalaxyCon NoLa video the cast didn't almost let it slip, the first question the mod asked was about a release date for S3 as if it had already been announced. Everyone was shocked to hear it brought up & Sam shut it down pretty fast.

If it’s true and there really is a Hazbin S3 release timeframe announcement on the near horizon I hope everyone is prepared to see me vaporize into atomic components

Also as the artist I’m automatically the biggest fan of everything I make, but I’m particularly proud of this little bit. You just know Vox wanted to draw them holding hands lol

Plz guys join their club. Look at the marketing! So I had the pleasure of designing a fancard for @infernofestintl.bsky.social, and they gave me the go ahead to share. It combines two of my fave things, past #radiostatic and a university AU, so I leapt at the chance. #hazbinhotel #vox #alastor

Begging them not to end up doing this with the promo cards, bc truly idc about CI cards but I love promo cards so much and having to gamble each time I want one will actively make me stop buying them

Yk if there’s one Hazbin corporate decision that I‘ll stand firmly by absolutely hating, with zero nuance and just pure vitriol, it’s the decision to make the CI cards a lottery system. What a stupid business choice. Glad at least all the scalpers got them to resell at a premium ig

It would be so awesome it would be so cool. They could even have him holding one hand out in the pose he did when he asked Alastor to be his partner. I’d also experience death and rebirth in a single instance upon being able to purchase it, so that‘d be pretty entertaining for others I’m sure

Since Funko Pops have the big heads I think it’s only just and right and practical that when they inevitably make Vox it should be a Box Vox one, and they should go “Ykw fuck it, let’s make a pop scene of the Vox and Alastor flashback in S2” But yk, they‘d only do that if they want all my money so…

I think I’ll just buy 500 Bartender Vox plushies myself bc I’m gonna need this cute little standee (it’s cool the other side is gonna be with a stitched up heart and it’s Bar Vox looking all sad still snuggling the radio) T-minus ??? Until the Plush Petition starts

It’s even funnier when you realize he tries the exact same flirty routine with Rosie, and she just doesn’t care. She flips it right around on him. I just love that his evil master plan was essentially “What if… what if I flirted with Vox instead?”

I do truly believe that it probs gassed Alastor up to know all he had to do was talk in a cutesy voice to Vox once and it drove the dude to such insanity that he was fully prepared to blow up all of Hell. How could you not be full of yourself after that

Ykw I wonder constantly how much agency Alastor really had while he was Vox’s ”prisoner” bc personally it seemed like the entire time he was pulling a long con so that Vox would let his guard down. I don’t think there was ever a point where he wasn’t in control

This year’s #helluvaboss freebie Father’s Day sticker was worth it lmao How’d they know one of my fave characters is Stolas’s dad

just some warm up sketches. Had the silly thought of the possible for #bartendervoxweek and the Bartender Vox plushie drop to be that Alastor’s the one making the merch lmao

Guys they’re 25 away from the fancards guys please just a quarter away from a very cheesy but apt chair pun title GUYS THERE‘S ALSO BOOTY AND FUN FACT ABOUT ME I LIKE GIVING ALASTOR SOME CAKE, BONGO STYLE BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF IT . And perhaps… a tail? Idk you’ll have to unlock it to find out

WHAT’S THIS?! Seems we unlocked 125!!!! Thank you to everyone supporting our little zine! Let’s keep Rollin’ to the next goal! Shop: radioroller.bigcartel.com #TSMR #radioroller #alastor #zine #hazbinhotel

Also I need my credentials and vision known, here’s an older #radiostatic piece I did

I’m leaning towards the Phantom, mostly bc I want to make a little half mask and cape for him, and Vox also has that whole thing about being loved and wanted and — you know what, nvm he’s going as the Phantom

I’m trying to decide which character in the POTO love triangle I should dress up one of my mini Box Vox plushies as, bc he’s coming along to see Phantom of the Opera on Tuesday and I refuse to let him be lacking

I’ve never bought an official pin so fast in my life

Ykw I’m glad Moxxie and Stolas are allowed and encouraged to create fan content that is hinted at eventually making them profit. I’m glad not even literal Hell has implemented a policy forbidding them from it, that would be crazy!