Feel free to hit me up on Strawpage now that I've remembered I have one 😂 Please be respectful helluvanin666.straw.page

AO3 is down! What am I supposed to do, dig up my old FF. net account?! Make a Wattpad account?! ...Read an ACTUAL book?! 😭MAKING ME CRAZY, OTW! /j

This cracked me up 🤣

it’s really not that hard to convince blitz to do something… just be stolas 🙂‍↕️ #helluvaboss #stolitz

Said it before and I’ll say it again; you know it’s bad when even Athena, the character who debuted in Dual Destinies, has a reason why she became an attorney BEFORE Apollo does. It’s crazy. It’s not even Apollo’s fault! The writing just fails to make him a solid character during and after his game

Blitz saving Stolas but with a silly twist 🤭

Family Guy: Do they understand Stewie?! It's a mystery! Also Family Guy: *Regularly has everyone responding to Stewie and understanding everything he says* Any instance they don't always felt like they just didn't take him seriously, not that they don't understand 🙄

What is it with Apollo's cases being so badly paced in AJ and DD? They tend to drag a lot with two issues. Either going back and forth needlessly, or feeling like two scenes could easily be combined into one It makes them such a slog to get through 😭

Sonic Boom is like Eggman: I'll get you tomorrow, Sonic! Sonic: Wait, tomorrow? Can't, I have a dentist appointment. E: Oh! No problem, how about Tuesday? S: Can't, game's on! Maybe Thursday? E: Robotics convention, can't miss it! Sunday, then? S: Sunday's good with me!

I’m SO excited. This is hands down one of the silliest shorts but it is a personal fav. 😂✨

something BIG is coming... 👀

Theory time! I bet that Andy was a prodigal son raised to be cunning, intelligent, and gifted with his magic. Then Stella was born, their parents were thrilled to have a precious princess and spoiled her. Treating her as the Golden Child, especially upon being engaged to Stolas

We know what you are, Blitz~ 🤭

Exceptions Epilogue Two years later, where are they now? Warning: Mentions of suicide #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Exceptions Chapter 11 Blitz and co go topside to fetch Octavia and things sure do happen Warning: Mentions of suicide and death #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Kirby, a Gen Z'er: So yeah, I had to look up what the pound sign is and saw that oh, it's hashtag. Me, a millennial: Nooooooooo!! 😭

I wrote this mini thread in 2024 on Twitter and thought I'd share it here! It's breaking down the moment we're first introduced to Stolitz in Murder Family! For me personally, who started with Murder Family and NOT the original pilot, it was my introduction to Stolitz! And it's so cool?!

Exceptions Chapter 10 Blitz takes Stolas to see apartments and things sure do happen Warning: Mentions of suicide and death #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

This thread was excellent and summed up Stella perfectly! I'd also like to add, there is no redemption for her. There's no coming back from her abuse and violence on her husband and daughter, yes, Via too. Because abusing your spouse in front of your child is abuse. You don't come back from that.

What annoys me most about Stella discourse, is that people ignore the text to fabricate sympathetic subtext. - She is not betrayed by the affair. - She is embarrassed by Stolas consorting with the lower class. - She enjoys tormenting him. Eye for an eye, embarrassment for embarrassment.

Delivery app suggesting I order food between 10 PM and 5 AM for discounts🤪Bitch you don't know me at all! I'm too old for that all-nighter shit!

Moxxie: Why would they make -you- the big boss of a human company? Blitz: Maybe it's because I can recite all fifty states in a quarter of a second! *Yelps* Moxxie: Sir, that was just a loud yelping noise.

Say hi to @kylukia.bsky.social and her art because she is a contributor as well!

Exceptions Chapter 9 Discussions about the future are and things sure do happen Warning: Mentions of suicide archiveofourown.org/works/797629... #Stolitz

My Instagram feed did something beautiful and gave me double the Bryce 😎

Octavia will probably face unfortunate circumstances from Stella and Andy because they're shitty people, she does not deserve that Octavia CHOSE to cut Stolas off and that action is going to have certain consequences she has to live with and understand Both things can be true!

A coworker actually recognised my Stolitz hoodie today. xD He said "Hellverse!" and I said "Hell yeah~!" Close enough! And I suspected he knew the Hellaverse since I heard him mention Alastor and Lucifer once but I didn't call him on it 😂

Exceptions Chapter 8 Stolas spends the night at Blitz's apartment for Extermination Day #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Blitz: That's that! I'm the big boss forever now! Moxxie: Sir? You forgot something. Blitz: What?! *Stolas appears in the portal* Blitz: ...Stolas? Stolas: Please don't leave. 🥺 Blitz: Stolas: Blitz: IMSORRYILLSTAYILOVEYOU *Pounces on Stolas and clings to him* 😭

Finally got the Jurassic Park logo-inspired shirt from Mission Chupacabras 🥰

It's just a site displaying filed copyrights, which is technically public, but it's better we don't spread it around

Exceptions Chapter 7 Blitz finds that it's apparently possible to be dating someone and not realising it #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

My dad met Gillian Anderson at a con some years ago and he was asking her about this show she was on at the time (not X-Files). He noted that she seemed surprised he was asking her about that other show, but she was glad to talk about it

Okay, the harassment absolutely should be condemned But I can see where Gooseworx is coming from and I believe it. Two episodes left, a lot of pressure with time/deadlines and making sure it's all good. No wonder she feels burnt out and under pressure!

Exceptions Chapter 6 Blitz actually really likes spending time with Stolas. Rando hookups, what's that? Warning: Mentions of Stella trying to arrange something terrible for Octavia #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Not me but my brother. He saw Piranha 3D in theatres and he really didn't like it. He and his friend were so pissed that they tried to get a refund after leaving halfway through, but they passed the allotted time Can't say I blame him, I didn't like it either 🤧Piranha 3DD was worse 🤢

My accounts in the negatives again 🥲 If anyone can spare a few bucks, I would appreciate it greatly 🙏 ko-fi.com/danidraws666...

Theories and "expectations" have had a nasty impact on culture. They just set people up to get mad when the story the artist tells doesn't line up with whatever people imagined based off "patterns" that don't really mean anything. Wait for the end, enjoy the ride, and let a story be what it is.

I saw Markiplier's Iron Lung movie and it was pretty well done! A very interesting adaptation of the game that brought on nostalgia from watching his playthrough and the way it added to the existing lore very nicely Congrats to him on this achievement, he earned it!

Exceptions Chapter 5 Blitz goes over to visit Stolas and of course the sex is still awesome #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Silent Hill F is interesting on its own, but as a Silent Hill game, all I feel is a disconnect. It feels like it was meant to be a different game with inspiration, and not a Silent Hill game. It feels more like Japanese folklore tale game than a Silent Hill game 😣

My best advise to creators nowadays-ESPECIALLY WOMEN honestly, is to stand up for yourself, and protect your peace ❤️ Fight for your ideas and don’t let people discourage you! Fuck em’! They could never be you 😘 live your dreams!

I love the bitches in my life. I'm a proud bitch lol if you're scared of being a bitch I feel sorry for you 😘 xoxo - a bitch ❤️

Exceptions Chapter 4 Blitz accidentally creates correspondence between Stolas and Octavia, but he can't bring himself to discourage it #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

💗pronouns: She/her 💗 height: (149 cm) 4'11 💗 zodiac: Taurus ♉ 💗 smoke: No 💗 tattoos: 2 (more pending) 💗 piercings: 2 (one in each ear) 💗 fav color: Pink 💗 fav drink: Brisk iced tea

Years ago, I had a dream that George Banks from Mary Poppins had an Instagram. It was literally called "GeorgeBanksOfficial" and while I don't remember what the posts were, I went to make some fake screenshots in a fake Instagram post generator!

It was cute how Vaggi went with a misname, she must have thought it would be fun to use and confuse people. Why not! Freedom of expression, baby!

Exceptions Chapter 3 Blitz is ruined and he knows it. Keeping his hands off Stolas is another struggle. #Stolitz archiveofourown.org/works/797629...

Fixed it! Also it was such a funny video 😝🤣Brandon showing up in his Cathy getup with that fucking doll is golden

Found this meme again with Hank Hill and Yugi Muto and I love it 😁I read it in their voices every time and it feels so in-character for them