Yes, it's true. I don't often go into central London... BUT THAT'S MY MISSION TODAY!

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families

I think I'm going to cry...

Gaaàaaah. I'm awake FAR too early. Was envisioning getting up at 9:30ish. Woke at 6 and now no longer tired. So unusual it's thrown me off.

Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive. #Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing

I have always loved woodlice and even have a story about breeding them. I grew up with my Scottish Gran, who always referred to them as slaters ("because they look like and fit under slates", although that may be apocryphal). I'm from London and use the common term, "woodlice".

The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool

"Why don't you just use your other hand?"

I gotta get a raise. Not that kinda raise. Monetary. (Ron Jeremy Unleashed) #spq

@canyoustranglehrse.bsky.social Information! There are many horses in My Little Pony: A Maretime Bay Adventure. Having completed this recently, I can confirm it is impossible to strangle any of them.

Oh yeah, there's that blog I have! innocentlb.com/2025/10/22/h...

DOUBLE DECKER TRAINS KLAXON www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When I'm naked, I usually get a bit of a headache, and I will be in bed at the moment.

Wake Up Dead Man ❤️

Missed a week but don't worry, nothing much happened. Going up!!!

Doug Judy. He's the ultimate recurring character!

If they don't bring the crustless white egg sandwich with them it's never gonna work.

This appeared, very small, in the top left corner of my Uber app. What does it mean, @uberuk.bsky.social? #Uber

I was there for the beginning of this and didn't see anything remotely this cool.

dear world: i am nearing my limit. please adjust your expectations accordingly

GO ON, MY SON!

Interestingly, exciting news! innocentlb.com/2025/10/04/w...

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

I got the good ending... and then went back and took all the other paths to see how many bad endings there were. I've had quite an evening.

Say hello to Savannah, everyone - the new member of the ILB family!

⭐️❤ so cute!!❤⭐️ (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ ‼️ ♥ innocentlb.com/2025/09/21/k...

Aquila. At the time I didn't understand why they didn't make a third series. Now I look back at it and think it's perfect as it is. Any more would have been difficult to realise.

Always up for something like this. Not quite a millipede but still good.

At some point I really need to get onto writing more than the opening song to my musical comedy version of Stephen King's IT.

I think the game is rigged! (Love Exchange) #spq

Yoinked from @emilyoram.bsky.social - give me some likes so I can scare you all with my eclectic musical tastes.

I can

"Woke" has gone too far this time.

While visiting a temple today a Japanese girl said I was kawaii and called me a cutie-cutie, so basically this holiday has been worth all the money just for that. #ILBOnTour

This is the concierge in the hotel we're staying in. Literature says she's a robot. She isn't; she's a creepy animatronic behind a check-in screen. I suspect this is a gimmick. #ILBOnTour

Maybe he should go play Legend of Zelda, that always calms me down

I'm 40 and I still think things like this are funny. #ILBOnTour

I've only just been here for half an hour and I've already discovered late night Japanese TV. I don't understand a thing but I LOVE IT. #ILBOnTour

Yoinked from @mrstales.bsky.social before bed: NSFW questions. 01. Yes 02. Possibly, but I don't think so 03. Never considered it before! 04. 25 - 50 05. No 🙁 06. No 07. Yes! 08. Enby 09. Depends for what purpose... 10. I'm not experienced enough to answer this! 11. I don't really do that any more!

Going away for a while... but, before I do, have a post!

Cartoon and entertainment people, I have a question! Does anyone else here like Nate is Late? I've been thinking about it a lot and wondering if it has more reach than I realise.

Slightly diminish a band: 4our Boyz II Man The Electric Light Light Orchestra Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky and Mick The Beatified Comedy The Monophonic Spree The 1974 The Lonely Islet Partially Clothed Ladies

The land line just rang! That's probably the third time ever - beforehand it's only been (i) my nan, who's dead (ii) my work, offering me the job Who else has my number? And why did she say something inaudible then hang up? Life is a mystery.

This hotel TV has Babestation and, once again, I am aimed by the tenacity of the Babes that do this. I support all forms of #SexWork, but this takes a special kind of patience and tolerance.

Decided to have an adventure... made my way to Oxford Street, walked down it and then just... went back to the hotel, I guess...? Maybe I'm not cut out for this "walking around aimlessly" lark.

Furthest I've been: N: Stockholm, Sweden E: Venezia, Italy S: Port Elizabeth, South Africa W: Land's End, UK This will change next week when I make my first trip to Japan!

You'd better believe the buzz.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's my anniversary today! Three years!

I’m tired of staying silent, THEIR LOVE IS WRONG AND AGAINST GOD

🎵Don't cry for me Orangina🎵