Welcome to…. Jurassic Park Louisiana.

I feel like a broken record, but I have to keep saying it over and over again: a farmer bailout won’t do much of anything because the market is gone. There will be no incentive to plant next year. The bailout will help payoff farmer debt to the banks. That’s all.

By all means, let’s switch to biannual financial reporting. 🤡

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

when i saw marsha fucking blackburn was being honored by journalists i thought i was having a neurological episode

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in 2007, steve jobs promised an all-in-one device that would serve as a cell phone, an ipod, and an internet device. what he introduced next was the Mac Pack: a 135-pound backpack with a pull-over steel dome housing a computer monitor, a 14-foot aerial antenna, and a 900-foot retractable power cable

I’m in the process of trying to pass a kidney stone. This article is more cutting than my d***hole pain.

🎶Thicker than A deep dish pie Joints are sore Blood pressure high Pudding, flan And crème brûlée None are safe From the Green Beignets🎶

This shit has to stop. The tournament is amazing, and it is not in need of "fixing."

Darlington Nagbe decided over the summer that 2025 would be his last season in MLS. He stayed quiet about until today. Nagbe, and those closest to him, spoke to The Athletic about his decision and the emotional conflicts of his announcement. www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...

The View segment where Whoopi asked how ordinary people could read SCOTUS opinions was revealing. They're free. They're online. They're much easier to read than legislation. Conquer your imposter's syndrome, you are smart enough to read a decision and know if it's bullshit.

This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.

Citi credit card data: September spending -0.9% MoM (seasonally adjusted) "The categories that were the weakest were home furnishing, home improvement and apparel retail." Citi now expects softer retail sales in September, at +0.2% MoM. #economy #spending

* ORACLE LOST NEARLY $100 MILLION FROM RENTALS OF BLACKWELL CHIPS IN MOST RECENT QUARTER -- THE INFORMATION $ORCL $NVDA @reuters.com @theinformation.com

Hey check it out, Spin Magazine interviewed me about my newsletter! www.spin.com/2025/10/chri...

@lataco.bsky.social first began as a blog documenting local Mexican cuisine. Now, it’s an essential reporting powerhouse to the city as Trump’s mass deportation plot unfolds. Check out the latest from our friends at Reveal: tinyurl.com/4cm2bsdr

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

UBS looks at “the cracks forming in US credit markets”: “.. Fundamentals are deteriorating, especially in IG corporates. Balance sheet health for IG firms has dropped to the 27th percentile—its weakest in five years .. the rise in lower-quality leveraged loan issuance signals overheating risks.” 👀

10 Dividend-Growth Stocks That Wall Street Loves Now #dividends #dividendstocks

You work hard as a journalist. You lead with empathy, and you sweat details. You operate in good faith. You believe in honesty and truth. You get yelled at by the president of the United States. You worry that you'll get laid off. Again and again. And then you see this. www.wsj.com/business/med...

You know what was weird last week? I didn’t see anyone fired for quoting words actually spoken by Jane Goodall.

TUDOR JONES: “If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably not a chicken.” @cnbc.com

This doesn’t quite work Ballgonedre Stevenson?

Ian Eagle: Herbert hits McConkey over the middle! Kid: McHonky? Me: No Wife: but, yes

I would've RT'd @radosh.bsky.social directly but then this wouldn't have worked.

Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

The Apple TV feed is so bad right now this game might as well be a slideshow. #Crew96

Joy is fleeting. #Crew96

HERRERA SNEAKS UP FOR ONE! #Crew96

NEW: Judge Immergut BLOCKS Trump's federalization of the Oregon National Guard, writing that the govt has "made a range of arguments that, if accepted, risk blurring the line between civil and military federal power—to the detriment of this nation." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

A big US news channel recently took an FT feature I wrote and re-presented it as a news-feature, copying the structure, interviewing the same people, even replicating my conclusion - without credit. I don't own the IP but I reported it to the NUJ. It's happening more often and increasingly brazenly.

Reminder #30495727163 that LEOs who use Punisher imagery do not understand the Punisher.

A thread of some of the coolest throws Matthew Stafford made last night from the end zone view:

I have talked to CBS staffers who are worried about what will happen when they have a major story

1. This is one of the most insane statements ever delivered by a presidential spokesperson in U.S. history. Totally disconnected from reality. 2. There is either going to be a civil war or abject Democratic surrender to autocracy. They are telling this you, to your face, in explicit terms.

6 Disadvantages of 401(k) Plans Every Investor Should Know #401k #investing

It’s 8:30.

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

⏱ Final de Jogo 🔵⚪ FC Porto 2-1 Estrela Vermelha ⚽ William Gomes (8'), Rodrigo Mora (89') 🅰️ Pepê (89’) #FCPFKCZ #UEL

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society 22% in 2022 47% in 2025 No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.

Don't have full confirmation on this yet, but hearing that Guevara was sent to El Salvador this morning, which is just fucking shameful. He was here with legal permission and this was 100% punishment for his journalism about protests.

A roster announcement: I have joined @yahoosports.bsky.social to cover USMNT, World Cup and other futbol fun through next summer. Excited to reconnect with the national team next week in Austin. Vamos! ⚽️

NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats. Version of original on left, updated on right:

Some personal news: I'm now @bloomberg.com's lead EPA reporter, tracking everything climate -- and so much more. So if you're following a particular rule or proposal, program office or anything else EPA related (biofuels, PFAS, coal ash, etc), I want to know. bsky.app/profile/did:...

It's mathematically impossible for something to be more than 100% correct, and yet this is!