they put his ass in the Absolutely Safe Capsule from Mother 3

Is Little Caesar’s good? Not really, no Does it have the best pizza quality/price ratio? I think it might

I don’t have one of those signs but this reaffirms my rock solid theory that only bad people complain about or hate those signs.

Proud to announce LeBron has signed with FaZe Clan

Philpril Margera

the guy who got hoisted by his own petard probably felt so owned

It seems the hantavirus has disappeared. We must bring it back

my ★★★ review of SUPERGIRL (2026): #filmsky #film #letterboxd #supergirl #dccomics letterboxd.com/danacarveywa...

this is tremendous. we’re going to be talking about this post for years.

oh? you're rooting for spain? hm, that's interesting. i'm rooting for [claude, please list the world cup teams ranked by degree of global south-ness. eliminate any teams that start more than 4 white players. thank you claude i....love you]

a Two Minutes Hate campaign would probably feel crazy good if you already hated the guy it was being done to before it was implemented

are we winning a sportsball (asking in a "i haven't had working internet since a power outage at 6 am" way and not a "too cool for this" way)

It's a shit deal that makes the worst elements in Iran much more powerful, makes everyone worse off and all but guarantees future conflict, and I say that as a person who wouldn't suggest wasting a single life trying to coerce Iran.

ari aster's brain, what can one say

a big part of Woke 1 was being treated like you were a member of the Westboro Baptist Church if you cracked a joke about Trump kissing Putin

Truly baffling seeing the cope from lib/centrist UFC fans over the past two years lol

What they want you to believe welfare fraud looks like and what it actually looks like are two very different things.

It is time to bring back the term “white trash” as a pejorative. With a vengeance.

Universe of Energy was a weird ride. Pro-fossil fuel propaganda featuring Ellen DeGeneres being taken back to the age of dinosaurs by Bill Nye so she can defeat her roommate Judi (Jamie Lee Curtis) at Jeopardy!

Whenever we talk about this administration or Republicans in general wanting something positive regarding people, it can no longer be unspoken that they mean WHITE people. The White House wants more WHITE doctors, so its deadly immigration policy is not contradictory to that desire in any way.

rock flavored gum

*angrily* I'm nice

cmon man lol

[drake voice] think i need some robitussin

this is a generational post. this is the Soul of Posting

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It is not funny

just started my new role tabulating votes for the city of los angeles, california and am currently hard at work

The California Vote Counter liked your post The California Vote Counter followed you The California Vote Counter DMed you: you wanna hang out? I don't have any work to do

is that good

Been stewing on this movie for over a day, but here's my ★★★★★ review for BACKROOMS (2026): #filmsky #letterboxd #backrooms #horror #film letterboxd.com/danacarveywa...

it's called Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, and it's today, brother

New look at ‘COYOTE VS ACME’. (Source: collider.com)

Backrooms blows the roof off of Obsession in terms of what it's going for, its depth, its ideas, iconography, atmosphere, and emotion. If Obsession is Hereditary, Backrooms is Beau is Afraid.

BREAKING: A 6 year old boy is floating away in a balloon (Source: tinyurl.com/mupw4nzu)

You haven't heard much from the Butterworth Brothers post-Indiana Jones 5.

Texas Frightmare Weekend 2026 was a success

Happy Dark Universe Day to those who celebrate.

Congrats everyone for making it to another Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

"Paranormal Activity" is a good title

joker is such a villainous character

Over a week out. This movie is gonna make so much money lmfao.

Ahead of BACKROOMS, I watched Kane Parsons' video series this past weekend. Really recommend it, talented kid. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

New Punisher special continues the trend of Jon Bernthal Punisher being all "i have PTSD and being the Punisher is such an evil, depressing, life-ruining thing, it isn't the answer to any of my problems" immediately followed by the most badass glorification of vigilante brutality ever put to screen

when clearing the cookies actually works

Every year people would groan at whoever was hosting the Oscars and beg them to do away with having a host at all. Then Conan showed up and I haven't seen a single person complain about it since. Keep him on for as long as he wants to keep doing this, he's The Guy.

my ★★ review of MORTAL KOMBAT II (2026): #filmsky #film #letterboxd letterboxd.com/danacarveywa...

The pope posted this this morning and I’m thinking a lot about it