Nevermind, looks like Troy is coaching Colombia

Every effort should be taken to make this guy one of the biggest pariahs in Democratic Party politics. What a colossal piece of shit

Oh, you thought you were going to see one of the upsets of the tournament?

Nothing Ever Happens

Ball don’t lie

Egypt keeper with the performance of the tournament

A lot of countries that think the US is uniquely stupid for electing Trump are gonna have their own reckonings soon

Goddamn this is good

Tough day to be a rapist loser

Please get him out. Get him out and make every person who pushed him persona non grata in American politics

Portugal replaced their sleek Nike kits with hideous Puma ones, and for that they must pay

The best choice is Troy Jackson. It’s a no-brainer. He should have run in the first place but he wanted the Blaine House

“The USMNT should sit him anyway” is really the purest distillation of liberal loser brain you could possibly come up with. This is why we never win anything

If every Mexican fan in the stadium were thrown in prison that would be fine

Absolutely zero doubt in anyone’s mind Endrick was gonna fuck that up lol

Stutter-stop penalties should land you on the bench immediately

Hmm no how about he plays and scores five goals instead

We love and respect FIFA, don’t we folks

Of course, Republicans think alike

Paraguay should be banned from all future World Cups

I sometimes forget Ben Garrison is alive until he spits out something insane

Is this real life

Argentinians are about to bring back slurs that haven’t been used since the 40s

Holy shit

Wokeness. Do not comply

The Tulsi Gabbard Hare Krishna shit is the type of scandal that should have made everyone in the federal government resign in shame and it lasted a day in the news

oh? you're rooting for spain? hm, that's interesting. i'm rooting for [claude, please list the world cup teams ranked by degree of global south-ness. eliminate any teams that start more than 4 white players. thank you claude i....love you]

I am never leaving this website

Don’t know. Not my concern. Go USA baby

Lmao this was the guy who wrote a book on how college football should be banned

These refs hate America so much they must be on Bluesky

KILL ALL REFS

I mean if the refs fuck over England on purpose I think we can all agree that that’s fine

Heat wave coming

Finally

Don’t get people blaming Schumer for Maine Dems ending up with Platner. Like okay, he sucks, whatever… but maybe blame Maine’s dumb voters instead. The Platner cult quickly turned into a runway train, and the people who jumped aboard it and constantly ignored his awfulness are the ones responsible

My god Mbappe

New soyjak just dropped

Enjoying my first day on the NPR breaking news desk

Unreal World Cup day holy fuck

Went here and everyone knew you

Good lord get Leroy Sane off the fucking pitch

seriously though, there were years of evidence that Paraguay was a really solid defending team and USMNT tore through them like a hot knife through butter and weirdly a ton of people including Americans went with the narrative that it was the equivalent of playing Southeast Minnesota Tech

Eric Feigl-Ding hasn’t tweeted in 10 days