again, women's team vs. men's team

Look, I'm not going to repost the presidential hockey AI slop video, but I do want to say that every day that person is allowed to remain in that position is a new reason for the rest of the world to never, ever, take us seriously ever again

solutions-oriented thinking www.kshb.com/news/crime/w...

Gotta say, I didn't have Vincennes-but-somehow-dumber on my 2026 checklist; really have to up my dooming game

Holy shit this is the best thing I've read in a month www.actioncookbook.com/welcome-to-t...

I know it's not particularly original to say that becoming a father has made me feel more strongly about kids in the news, but every story I see about this poor boy makes me want blood

Me after my 50th Claude ad

re-watching the chernobyl miniseries because sometimes you need some jared harris on a wednesday night. jared harris punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge

Guess we're actually doing the Trump Sky Alpha zeppelin thing now, so that's neat

I think about this all time, for every part of the movement to enshrine him god-emperor of America this guy? really? this fucking guy?

Would love to not just be angry all the time

In a country that venerates its Founders, I wonder how they would've reacted if redcoats had stopped a woman on horseback for following them; detained her at gunpoint; and made her pee on the side of the road. Just kidding, I don't wonder; we know what they ACTUALLY did to redcoats for less.

Love the "this shit again" look on this person's face while being harassed by an agent of the most powerful government on earth; it's beautiful

I love the conceit that calling for a violent overthrow of the government is now a life in prison offense to these people, whose hobby for my entire 47 years on this planet has been calling for the violent overthrow of the government

I have spent the last four hours trying to get a series of ios, android, and PC devices to talk to a printer - a task I did 25 years ago and many times since - with no success at anything but ruining half a ream of paper; meanwhile my employer is demanding I find ways to use these companies' "AI" 👍

Might I suggest the R Budd Dwyer approach to handling public disgrace

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

*to my dog* I've been waiting on that doctoral dissertation for five years now, bucko, I need to see progress on it or else

we're fighting a civil war right now but only one side knows that's what's happening and it's not the side I want to win

Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times, up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

I'm really looking forward to hearing from the same people who have spent decades yelling about the Second Amendment that this shooting was somehow justified because the observer (allegedly) had a gun. It turns out, it was never about *all* of our liberty.

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

I don't need to listen to people Aldo Raine would have [TOS violation]

Like, if I enjoyed eating tasty ice cream cones, I probably wouldn't use "dairy farmer" as my go-to slur

Been thinking a lot recently about how the much-vaunted Founders would have reacted to pols saying things like this; or "we must remain non-violent, the bad guys WANT you to melt ICE officers"; or "we need to tolerate these abuses just a little longer, because elections are coming."

Every night after getting my kids to bed I read stories of horrors Incan barely fathom, of cruelty inflicted by the dullest and meanest Americans on people who have done nothing wrong.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

There's not a jury in the Twin Cities that would convict if

Are we talking a *minor* electrical issue, or a Swissair 111 kinda deal, cuz I have some bubbly on standby

This really does look like some kind of fucked up Minecraft pickup truck / hunting mod

I bet the rest of the world's security services are entirely too bitch-made to carry out a black op on a head of state in a known location; European intel and covert services are just too weak and soft to do real dirty work. Not worried about getting proven wrong; they're too scared to even try.

...did I just see a 2000GT hiding in a Lexus ad

I have never been a fan of this guy but there’s gotta be some kind of code where people sitting on their asses posting shouldn’t come after people who are actually in the streets

Somewhere, no one knows where for sure yet, there's a lamppost waiting for its date with destiny

If the only fucking thing they can do is stand with protestors and get their noses bloodied, that's what I expect. If they can't find some way to exercise power, and can't be bothered to get on the front line, then resign. I'm fuckin tired of making excuses for the most privileged people in society.

He caught something 144 yards out, but only once iirc

There's an alternate definition of "suspended" that I would also find acceptable tbh

Wonder if Walz remembers adding his name to this amicus brief in the Heller v. DC case almost 20 years ago, or has thought about how it applies to current circumstances

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing https://theonion.com/protesters-urged-not-to-give-trump-administration-pretext-for-what-it-already-doing/

what do you mean i have to keep working and paying bills during the civil war with the federal govt

Anyone who voted for this regime really should just do the Honorable Thing at their earliest convenience

"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free," but for not infuriating some of your closest allies

Slightly diminish a band: The Chemical Cousins

I am never deleting this app

Lmao