i have always loved this sketch so much. look how mad he is

some days you hike up a friend’s wilderness to the top of somewhere few people are ever privileged enough to see and california goes pretty fuckin hard y’all

rfk is a eugenicist who wants to kill your kids

we want gerrymandering to give political parties disproportionate representation. wait wait not like that

this guy is will stancil’s wario

oh my god

unironically had a couple clients like him back in the day and the world would be a better place if even like 10% more of our elites were like that lol

just bought some squares at the local bar. just want to win something, anything this year lol

i just want you all to consider the professional and personal consequences for women who are just trying to have a goddamn career while in the orbits of and proximity to men like this, and to realize that men like this are fucking EVERYWHERE.

as much as i love the smell of nuclear brinksmanship in the morning, it’s important to note we have already been pointing enough nukes at each other to literally kill everybody on earth (some more slowly than others, but everyone still ends up dead if we launch them all) since before i was born.

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

re-watching the chernobyl miniseries because sometimes you need some jared harris on a wednesday night. jared harris punch me in the stomach for $15 challenge

some days are pretty nice fuckin days on this here coast.

Historical analogies are arguments. So when someone makes an analogy between today and the Holocaust, or today and anything, think about they are really arguing for. What is the analogy trying to get you to do? New at @startribune.com

Bayesians are like listen up FUCKERS, we SOLVED epistemology. And it turns out you can believe WHATEVER YOU WANT provided it’s not LITERALLY INCONSISTENT and you CHOSE THE RIGHT OPINIONS before LOOKING AT THE EVIDENCE AT ALL

nuke ICE from orbit

dating in a small town in my mid-40s is fuckin weird as hell. but i’ve gotten a lot of meals cooked for me in the woods recently including another one to look forward to tonight so i can’t exactly *complain* lol

i was recently in nyc and met up briefly with my ex boyfriend from like 14 years ago (no we did not) and the man has been thirsty in the dms ever since and i have never appreciated an image in my life more than this one lol

They should invent laws that rich people have to follow.

for the record: if i ever choose to literally arson some random property in broad daylight in a public place and one of you films it, i will face god and walk backwards into hell before i come on this app and complain about how mean you were to me lol

i have literal mayflower ancestor and then three generations back on the other side we’re pascua yaqui so it’s a real mixed bag lol

hear me out: hood-mounted flamethrower lol

look at this guy

a song i enjoy quite a lot

Trump just wants to be racist, eat fillet o' fish, and pick out the ugliest possible marble for his ballroom while Miller is trying to get his school shooter manifesto put into the CFR and Rubio is trying to get Trump to sign an EO that just says "invade cuba"

chotiner is a legitimately terrifying interviewer (laudatory) but he barely had to do anything in this one lol this man offered himself up on a silver platter

wait there’s a 4rh season of bridgerton and none of you assholes informed me?

you guys need to step up your game and give me more details and stop vagueposring because i am not going to google “did the president actually shit himself today”

we can have a little toll fraud, as a treat

literally who did they think the constituency for the melania movie was though. like even the weirdo magas aren’t big stans? she’s just kind of not a thing. i assume it’s some kind of money laundering scheme but still lol

Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent

the thing about how successful vaccines have been is that people don’t realize how successful they’ve been and they’re going to learn the hard way when a bunch of of kids start to die again.

being a teenage girl in the mid-1990s was ✨✨💫💫extremely normal and fun and not toxic as fuck at all💫💫✨✨

reposting both for underlying insight and for solid use of "zugzwang"

california fuckin rocks, it’s like 75 degrees in february and i’m gonna go take my clothes off by the ocean now lol

sold out of gas masks for three year olds in the land of the free

this is not gonna be a skeet for everyone but: perimenopause is fuckin bullshit y’all

oh dear

it’s a good day to be a Bari Weiss hater

I wonder if the New York Times will go after any of the prominent academics in the Epstein files for being rapists as hard as they went after Claudine Gay for being kind of sloppy with citations in her graduate thesis. If not, why not?

we gays all learn The Voice from a young age. it’s a big part of the Agenda

went for An Hike yesterday

oh man.

“Who faces arbitrary death for not behaving perfectly submissively at all times” has obviously never been an empty category in the US but the expansion to include “anyone, from any armed and unidentifiable agent of the state” is incredibly bad

The single most powerful, ideologically and operationally, tool we have in opposition is people that have considered what the government can do to us and decided that we don't give a shit and will take it on the fuckin chin if it even minimally complicates them harassing someone who can't take it

the cops mishandled the evidence in this case so badly i’m almost surprised the stalking counts didn’t get dismissed too. have to wonder if any of the state charges will go too.

part of it is that they don't actually have staff, but it's also incompetence. none of these people know how to run the agencies they're running, they don't have the skill or experience to do it and they don't trust or have fired anyone who does.