tomorrow…

Unionizing the sparrows on my lunch break.

in a lecture today and professor asked who uses different social medias. i was the only person who raised their hand for Bluesky 😭

when the dream has the most soul crushing conversations you’ve ever experienced in your life

I love a good look at a Townsend’s warbler This lovely immature bird is still lacking its black throat, but the streakers are coming in fine! 📷🌿🪶

sorry im so sad today. It's just that im possessed .

Apple namers will just say anything. Red Delicious. No it isn’t. That’s not true

By the way, all my posts are off the record

in my dream last night i tried to teach a 7 year old why a desperate person would buy a gross sandwich rather than go hungry

@odnigov.bsky.social more like office of Do Not Interact bsky.app/profile/did:...

"no kings" does not include a queen who is beautiful and terrible as the dawn, tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth, btw

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

Here’s a block list: bsky.app/profile/did:...

“do you have any credentials on you that you’re DHS?” “no, i only bring my weapon on me if i’m… if i’m….” when you’re what? when you’re on the job you leave your ID at home so you can’t be legally identified? i would not be surprised if that’s the recommended practice for ICE agents now

the fact is that fencing is an inherently co-ed sport. it goes to show that the nonsensical bigots gunning for these discriminatory policies ultimately have no care for these sports except as just another front to platform their vitriol

IIRC fencing has been a coed sport at anything but the very highest levels for a while now. patriarchal egos ruining everything for the rest of us… again…

“Now Scientific American has updated and re-released what it calls the “classic graphic” that shows that a human on a bicycle—able to coast, or freewheel, without pedaling—remains the world’s most energy effecient traveler.” @carltonreid.com on the re-release of the iconic graph in @forbes.com.

Vehicles that are bigger on the inside still ok, a councilmember confirmed.

pain au chocolat au chocolat

Girls go to Saturn, their ass to enfattern

man i’d call this stuff elder abuse if the elders in question weren’t so gleeful about inflicting crimes against humanity until the day they drop dead at their desks

you can tell vro has run out of quips

yeah

make video game

had a dream that i managed to purchase a horse and cart at university for getting around in an environmentally-friendly way, only to immediately crash it because i have never ridden a horse

bird watched. but it, too, is watching

Late night birdcam bonus video from June 3rd. Ms Oriole eats red a grape. #birds

Common Starling #birds 🪶

god some days just stress me the fuck out

does anyone have a pgone charger

he should stick to fighting the nephelim

(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun

concept: guy who transitions with the exclusive goal of escaping the male loneliness epidemic only to find out that, no, it is still difficult to make friends as an adult woman now that free/affordable third spaces and free time are dying out

this is an incredibly ominous beginning to a future with a largely carved out federal emergency response system

catch me at the non-MAGA “charlie clothing” gathering, whatever the Fuck that means

i freaking love second sentinel silksong…

I cant believe my favorite guy (gender neutral) in Silksong is a robot. how does this keep happening.

please marry me second sentinel #silksong

second sentinel #hollowknight #silksong

Second sentinel

Duel #hollowknight #silksong

Second sentinel #silksong #hollowknight #hollowknightsilksong #gouache

"Birding isn’t merely a hobby. It’s a lifestyle, like wearing Crocs or having a Goop subscription." ok I'm quitting.

Unfilled and unused hand sanitizer dispensers are like little white elephants all across the country

e621, you say? then i would presume you have plenty of other letters as well, no..?

the discourse before i have breakfast #birds

they (my many adoring fans) call me mister famous (because i have many adoring fans)

took this one a year ago today. #birds

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in. Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators. The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.