baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders

has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely?

y’all ain’t seen me in a minute what’s up

i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun

i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke

do androgynes dream of walkable cities

does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second

if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back

i love her i love her i love

gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell

forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops"

here’s a pic i like of me and my friend

hello my slimes

decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now

can he say that

America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America

the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in

makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion

ayy i still got it

if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think

beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me

it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it

colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit @poofeline.bsky.social for the punchline

an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now

That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant.

just reading the wind here, yell at me if you want, but i gotta inform everyone that limericks are about to come back in a big way. you’ll see

i have my own version of “don’t worry about it kitten”

imagining a Retvrn guy whose thing is pushing the continents back together to make pangaea

imagine there's no burger, it's easy if you try. no bun below us, above us only fries

are there any books i can read that will save my life and fix everything forever? or better yet just a tv show

i fully believe in the near future climate apocalypse, while my city is being swept away by the current, i will still get a facebook event invite to a local stand up show

Every day I take a bubble bath and have an orange and a cigarette in there and it has done more for me than religion

sam altman has never set off the same predator warning instinct in my brain the way that musk, zuckerberg, et al do. and i think that's because he's naturally evolved a cloak of dreamworks face to hide among his prey

(looking at an all-time coalition of gullible morons and wicked villains who've had ten years to change their minds) these people are about to change their minds y'all

i carry a gun but not because i’m scared of people. i’m scared of rabies. i’m scared i might not know i’m infected. i’m scared it will drive me crazy. so i shoot every animal i see

every 5 posts is something that makes me want to scream my throat bloody but i’m at work so instead i look at my emails 😃

a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.

i’m thinking that maybe the government officials who defund and gut organizations dedicated to preventing sexual abuse and helping victims might just be fans of sexual abuse. idk