solioli
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president of the hole digging club • they/ˢʰᵉ
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onion person
about 2 months ago
baseball is a very sacred sport to transgenders
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about 2 months ago
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has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely?
about 2 months ago
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y’all ain’t seen me in a minute what’s up
about 2 months ago
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i fucked up twitter really bad because i was eating a big sloppy burger right over the controls and it was dripping into the controls and fucking it all up
about 2 months ago
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Jon Bois
about 2 months ago
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
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(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun
about 2 months ago
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i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke
2 months ago
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do androgynes dream of walkable cities
7 months ago
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does anyone have a six figure job i can borrow for a second
8 months ago
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if i say hi will you hate me and spit on me and throw rocks at me . or will you say hi back
8 months ago
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goth girl feetposter
8 months ago
i love her i love her i love
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8 months ago
gonna smoke and hopefully not remember that we are in hell
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lauren
8 months ago
forgot about the chapter in moby dick that's just "if you think about it, whalers are a lot braver than the troops"
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here’s a pic i like of me and my friend
8 months ago
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hello my slimes
8 months ago
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decided to try pissing while standing up for the first time in years to check if i still had my mechanics. anyway the womens room at my work is closed for a biohazard now
10 months ago
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can he say that
10 months ago
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🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit
10 months ago
America has lost the War on Drugs. It's time for drugs to win a strategic victory in the war on America
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the plane crashes ARE the result of deregulation, just not the way that you think. rfk made them get rid of the chemtrails and it turns out proximity to mind control gas is what was making those pilots lock the fuck in
10 months ago
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makes sense for toddler brained people to be stressed out by bigger numbers. unfortunately i am an adult and can easily handle the scariness of numbers even as large as twenty billion
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10 months ago
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🌸 // ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // 🌸 commissions open
10 months ago
ayy i still got it
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if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think
10 months ago
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goth girl feetposter
10 months ago
beer is the mind chiller. beer is the little can that brings total intoxication. i will drink my beer. i will allow it to pass over me and through me
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it’s only a hate crime if you loudly yell “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” while doing it
10 months ago
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Stupid Twink
10 months ago
colored in this old comic cuz i think its funy. credit
@poofeline.bsky.social
for the punchline
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an absolutely ripped baddie ghosted me in the talking stage so i’ve come all the way around to believing exercise is fascist now
10 months ago
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L
10 months ago
That's right. Surely the omitted context of the black woman in question being the former vice president and most recent dem nominee for president is irrelevant.
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just reading the wind here, yell at me if you want, but i gotta inform everyone that limericks are about to come back in a big way. you’ll see
10 months ago
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i have my own version of “don’t worry about it kitten”
10 months ago
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imagining a Retvrn guy whose thing is pushing the continents back together to make pangaea
10 months ago
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bong odenkirk
10 months ago
imagine there's no burger, it's easy if you try. no bun below us, above us only fries
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Branson COMMS OPEN
about 1 year ago
swanboy.com
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are there any books i can read that will save my life and fix everything forever? or better yet just a tv show
10 months ago
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i fully believe in the near future climate apocalypse, while my city is being swept away by the current, i will still get a facebook event invite to a local stand up show
10 months ago
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Push Push
10 months ago
Every day I take a bubble bath and have an orange and a cigarette in there and it has done more for me than religion
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lauren
10 months ago
sam altman has never set off the same predator warning instinct in my brain the way that musk, zuckerberg, et al do. and i think that's because he's naturally evolved a cloak of dreamworks face to hide among his prey
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10 months ago
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the ben keeps the flores
10 months ago
(looking at an all-time coalition of gullible morons and wicked villains who've had ten years to change their minds) these people are about to change their minds y'all
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i carry a gun but not because i’m scared of people. i’m scared of rabies. i’m scared i might not know i’m infected. i’m scared it will drive me crazy. so i shoot every animal i see
10 months ago
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every 5 posts is something that makes me want to scream my throat bloody but i’m at work so instead i look at my emails 😃
10 months ago
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10 months ago
a good example of how the world is getting dumber. the new politico playbook writer didn't know who FDR was until a reader told him about that whole "new deal" thing. this newsletter is read by every important person in DC.
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i’m thinking that maybe the government officials who defund and gut organizations dedicated to preventing sexual abuse and helping victims might just be fans of sexual abuse. idk
10 months ago
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goth girl feetposter
10 months ago
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