Every day I take a bubble bath and have an orange and a cigarette in there and it has done more for me than religion

Looking for an LA housing lawyer for a friend and would really appreciate any referrals!

Picture this

Trying to trap a stray cat I’ve been feeding and last night found a possum in the trap 😭 it was so cute

That’s bestie

Nail tech kinda killed it with these

I have hair now btw

You are going to die listening to @femdomdiaries.bsky.social and I talk about #religion, #blasphemy, #homewrecking, #latex and her foray into kink! Available exclusively on our fansites January 28th at 12PM ET!

100% yes. No notes

Sorry to be annoying but concrete is actually not cement. Cement is an ingredient in concrete. Again, really sorry. I can’t hold this in any longer

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

If you put the whole sauce sachet in the buldak they should let you fight god

Really grateful that I got to see Lost Highway and Inland Empire in theatres. Long live Lynch

Confusing then over on Xiaohongshu 💪

If you are in the affected California fires area, excellent advice! Keep your pets in to ensure their safety from wildlife fleeing the fires! Keep buckets of water out for them. Stay safe, my friends.

No synthetic fibres will touch my skin in 2025 💪

I promise this year to stop saying words as a joke and then they stick and become part of my vocabulary for real. I cannot keep calling everyone brudda

Sean Baker should make a film based on his lived experience of being a trick obsessed with sex workers.

Don’t KYS before Civ VII comes out

"Some of what you loved most about your partner was actually your own goodness reflected back to you; it’s yours to keep and carry forward". Lilly Jay, the woman that you are 😭

The Yerba mate sparkling cranberry pomegranate was sent to me from god to say sorry for how water tastes

Me

Like ofc he isn’t a communist he actually did something! Are we surprised!

Elon is such a fucking pussyboy

Kinda tore with this mashup I can’t lie

I have so many regrets and they keep me up at night. For instance I wish I had known at age 22 that if a man was trying to tell me about Ayn Rand I should not let him enter me

Does my cat remember his life before me

The Amazon.com "Thank My Driver" $5 reward program is back in effect for the holidays: when you get a package (and I understand that many of you rightly don't use Amazon, but...), search "thank my driver" on Amazon and tap on the Thank Your Driver link on the top of the page. The driver gets $5.

Don't really do 'resolutions' but I'm finally canceling my Spotify and switching to purchasing music either digitally, CD, cassette or vinyl. In 2025 we're paying artists a living wage

I’m a snob and I’ll own that but my entire TL appears to listen to the same 20 artists on repeat? where is the exploration! Where is the excitement for something new!

where's our friend in the hoodie when we need him

every year, my only takeaway from spotify wrapped is that people are somehow still using spotify.

Yearly reminder that Spotify stole the concept of wrapped stories from an intern’s interview pitch

Seeing the ableism on twitter the last couple of days has made me so fucking depressed. I was so naive in thinking that leftists gave af about the most vulnerable

Growing out a buzzcut is so rancid I look like a fucking Mennonite

Post you from a different era

Making everyone custom cigarettes for Friendsgiving

Good day

Stimmy Carter

If I don’t make music soon I’m gonna go crazy

How long until they put ads here :(

The best music that exists isn’t on streaming services. Free yourselves from them

Trump just put me in charge of the National Strip Club Budget

Let’s leave the following on twitter: -“Open the schools” - “not on my bingo card” - “hope this helps!” - “louder for the people in the back” What else…

Sorry but I’m not gonna be told I’m over exaggerating an ongoing pandemic by someone in a teddy fresh hat. Re-evaluate your existence

So I can’t softblock on here? Just tried and the person is still following me. Is this real

Shelters are full again, adopt a cat 🫶