Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy www.sacbee.com

Moviegoers dressed like George C. Scott in Hardcore get in free

Biljana Tutorov and Petar Glomazić’s documentary TO HOLD A MOUNTAIN ultimately reveals itself as a paean to female strength and resistance. Read @positivelytonsils.bsky.social's #Sundance review.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

There are elements of HOUSE PARTY that are best left in the ’90s, but its joyful, nuanced portrait of Black teenage experience has aged quite nicely. Available next Tuesday on Criterion 4K UHD Blu-ray. tinyurl.com/3a7kpdxd

Tired: Woke Mind Virus Wired: Centrist Mind Virus

“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”

Lots of whining on the timeline. Great game, go Broncos!

Many thanks to @nschager.bsky.social and @positivelytonsils.bsky.social for the nice words about my essay for the Criterion release of CAPTAIN BLOOD. www.slantmagazine.com/dvd/captain-...

No notes

Exactly this. But also fuck AI for making me, a hitherto proudly irreligious bastard, resort to concepts like "your immortal soul" when trying to express what's at stake here.

someone please tell them they represent the great state of New York and New York is not about that cagey spineless bitch baby life

GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION plays out as a much more generic thriller than its predecessor. Read @positivelytonsils.bsky.social's review.

Running on Karma (To/Wai, 2003)

"Why is your shirt so tight?"

Do not let the failures of prosecution post January 6th happen again. Every second you do not charge this person is a second the massive propaganda apparatus around the federal government will use to create a fog of lies to get him off. Arrest him immediately for killing an American citizen.

Running on Karma (To/Wai, 2003)

Laura Palmer's Theme

"Eh...what's up, Doc?" Starting in Feb, Looney Tunes will be a part of @tcmtv.bsky.social regular programming. That is what's, in fact, up. For the 1st time since they originally debuted, Bugs, Daffy, et al will appear on the schedule alongside Cagney, Crawford et al. Incredible, ain't it???

Glad to see Tony Clifton's doing alright.

Glad to see Tony Clifton's doing alright.

Nice argument, too bad I've already depicted myself as the jubilant Bernie Sanders and you as the dour Eric Adams

well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.

If somebody tells you IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE sucks, that’s a red flag, full stop. I hold very few truths closer.

I wrote the intro for Slant's Best Films of 2025. Great year for film IMO...here's my list as well.

I wrote the intro for Slant's Best Films of 2025. Great year for film IMO...here's my list as well.

gen z making sure there's no sex in their blockbusters

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE: SEARCH FOR SQUAREPANTS is dotted with the whacky humor and ingenious puns that fans of the series have some to expect. Read @positivelytonsils.bsky.social's review.

Such an interesting list

Despite its satirical undercurrent, DAVID BYRNE’S AMERICAN UTOPIA doesn’t wallow in cynicism. Available Tuesday on Criterion 4K UHD Blu-ray. tinyurl.com/3k2krmf7

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

"You will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me two more times if you do bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

"These films celebrate the tremendous range of human expression that’s vital to our understanding the context of the age we live in." Presenting our list of the best films of 2025. #BestOf2025 tinyurl.com/3zrchuc3

Pupi Avati’s criminally underseen giallo from 1976 THE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WINDOWS brims with enigmatic dread. Now available on Arrow Video 4K UHD Blu-ray. tinyurl.com/4pwkr93r

Arrow Video’s SHAWSCOPE VOLUME FOUR, available now, dives headfirst into the stranger, sleazier, and more ridiculously excessive corners of the Shaw Brothers Studio’s catalog. tinyurl.com/mrxxdahb

Movie theaters forever

Movie theaters forever

LFG!!

Some people want to change how this guy makes movies, but I say let Bi Gans be Bi Gan's.