call me a shitty mechanic the way I be blowing trannies all day

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they call it “horseshoe theory” because you are likely to believe it if you have been kicked in the noggin by a Horse

I did not expect much but I'm glad to say the first two episodes of the scrubs reboot are good and made me smile and giggle several times

boy toy? okay girl toy? okay puppyslut girltwink fucktoy? suddenly the drive thru employees are calling the cops. im soooo sorry i thought i could have it my way

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Lmao my dad just cold-called me with low bloodsugar (from the toilet) and called me "son" Like 4 times. And he wonders why there's so much emotional distance between us. It's been ten years old man, read a fucking book.

Love getting left on read after saying something filthy. Always great for the self esteem

marx didnt anticipate intellectually knowing that youre manic and still feeling like christ incarnate

calvinism is good-men-do-nothing theology

I need people who comment on tv about law to enunciate that second t in "statutes" and be consistent. my psyche cannot otherwise deal with what my imagination does with all the rogue statues doin stuff

Thinkin bout the time my friend and I rushed through a spaghetti dinner I made so we could go to the movies, lamenting that we couldn't sneak spaghetti into the theater, only for the guy sitting in front of us to straight up be eating hot n sour soup through the whole movie. i think about him a lot.

Thinking about the timeline where John Darnielle became an anarchic software designer instead of a poet.

Is there like a secret discord or a place where all the artsy transfems in Pittsburgh hang out? I need new friends.

This one is more of a prose vignette than actual #poetry. I've written about these guys before a couple of times and even have lore about them. Maybe they'll star in a book one day, but I kinda like just writing random scene about them

I'm so down bad that it's embarrassing, but at least the #poetry I'm writing about it is good

Seeking: an emotionally available butch to [redacted] my [redacted] until I cant walk, breath, or think

Technically every Jane Austen novel is a Starship Troopers prequel

i need to get bit😔

I deserve to get jumped by beautiful women😭

I am enjoying the Fallout show. But I have problems with the Fallout show I'm not sure how to articulate

To any of my friends who enjoy a cheeky playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas every now and then. I urge you to install the mod that removes skill check indicators from dialogue options. It's truly gamechanging. I've never been so engaged with this game...

Going through old documents & files today & stumbled upon the draft of an essay arguing that "Father & Son" by Cat Stevens is actually much better if you understand it as a conversation where a trans girl comes out to her dad (who can't see her for who she is) & now I'm going to inflict it on you. 🧵

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

On one hand I think Valentines Day is silly. On the other hand if neither of the girls I've been seeing ask me to be their Valentine I think I will pass away

we need to make more trannies watch my little pony friendship is magic to: 1. improve the overall quality of the fandom and bridge the gap with the xennial women who mostly collect g1-3 ponies 2. trick newly out tgirls into watching a show abt platonic friendship between 6 adult women with jobs

I am god’s favorite puppy and cannot be killed. Please employ me

This is not to say I think that it's bad. But it definitely would have been seen as a poor follow-up to TBP. It's dark and it's sad, mostly. But It's also tonally all over the place. And it's probably 3 or 4 tracks too long. It feels like it was a huge labor to make, but not a labor of love.

Okay yeah I totally hear why MCR didn't release The Paper Kingdom now

Ugh. It's shot day. I do so loathe stabbing myself in the leg. But I must do it. For beauty.

Soothe my winter heart with promises of flowers. Delicate stems holding bright colours. The wind tamed and gently drifting. Treetop songs and lavender. Let me lose myself in a caress before the season claims me. Cold air pinking my nose, snow erasing my small world. #vssdaily stem #vss365 soothe

I feel so overwhelmed. I can't find a job to save my life. I have a roof, and SNAP, which is something I guess. but I only have like $30 to my name. I haven't been able to get myself to do laundry or dishes in far too long. The house is a wreck. I need a shower, a balanced meal, and a hug.

I still feel like a man in exactly one circumstance, and it's when I'm singing along to You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by famed american rock n roll band My Chemical Romance. In the moment that song begins to play I become a villainous twink.

Oh gd oh lord do I feel feral today. My mind is awash in filth. Whatever will I do?

Just a little vignette. Idk

Okay I was able to crop this one. I have seldom felt hotter than when I'm wearing the outfit in this photo

Was digging through my phone and had kinda forgot I had these really cool photos taken of me this time last year. And I actually like how I look??? Wish I could share some of the other shots, cause I look crazy hot, but they have someone else in them w me and I don't wanna post them.

It’s making me into the Joker but “young people no longer enjoy Harry Potter because of a disdain for liberalism” might be the most New York Times editorial that has ever been published in the New York Times

can't be the first person to say this but boy it's really on the nose that the gestapo are out there in the street arresting kneeling priests and executing people named Pretty and Good

the decision of practicing interpersonal effectiveness and saying something like "I feel undervalued in this dynamic and wonder if we can do something to fix that" over just being a bitch about it and saying lol "I am not a side-dish. Get hungry or get lost" is a tough one.

Feel very cute and dyke tonight. Hair dirty but sitting perfectly, my face a day unshaven. I couldnt take a good picture of myself to save my life, and I wouldn't go out like this, but I'm kinda feelin it tonight.

#poem about feeling lonesome on this dark dark day

Do you ever have to fight the feeling that your art just isn't for anyone but you? I have to fight that feeling a lot. I mean, maybe it is, just for me, and that certainly wouldn't be a bad thing-

You know, I always wanna distant myself from the bloodthirsty, nihilistic, naively anarchic folk-punk I wrote as a teenager and in my early 20s, but the more I pay attention to the news this week the more I think that kid was kinda onto something.

A poem about #unrequited love, because I am a cliche. I do think it's a decent poem though

Some poetry from the last couple days. This one is called Stalker. #poetry