I think the most important things for mental health r getting fucked in the ass & drinking water

buzzing with excitement to tell you that the 1993 Eden Book Society books are now published. These books are written under pseudonyms; one of them is me, and I will never, even on penalty of death, tell you which one, but I'm very proud to be part of this project. deadinkbooks.com/products/the...

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

video game company sony has announced they are discontinuing their popular product, the video game

liberals are still doing this today and only talking about how this decision will affect cis girls and not about how the supreme court just made discrimination against an entire group legal

you couldn’t make a show like Nude Hill Street Blues today. you couldn’t make it back then either, because of the haters

It's not just that people are saying "Shallow Grave," the new single by the Mountain Goats, is a bop, and the probable song of the summer for 2026. it's just demonstrably and obviously the case

Maybe now is a good time to discuss how MSG, monosodium glutamate, is actually partly responsible for the proliferation of the upscale taste we call "umami," and that anti-MSG pearl-clutching, none of whose health effects are borne out by scientific study, is really just weird anti-Asian sentiment.

Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries

Moronic straight men will call Superman diaperman anytime they see him in his classic costume and rant about trunks looking silly and juvenile, but I firmly believe any superman costume looks like footie pajamas if it doesn't have trunks

I think about this poem all the time

I am here to totally disregard any lore or literal intended meaning in My Chemical Romance songs. S/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w is about catholicism. Fight me.

i think something worth remembering is that things can get better, it's okay to take up some space, if anything it's good that u do. even while you're unwell there are still wonderful ways to exist and actualize on your own terms.

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I love this one so much

Facebook is such a hellsite. Some people are like genuinely gleeful to live in a surveillance state. Like they know they live in a surveillance state and that their freedom of movement and freedom of thought is being taken from them, and they're happy because your is too.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

The Mutant Hogs Who Ran Straightaway into the Water, The Triumph Of

Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

no one flirts harder than two sleepy girls that woke up in different beds, miles apart from each other

My discover page has started showing me lots of pictures of naked men with huge cocks and I find this very weird. I mean, I am admittedly a cock admirer, but I not a man admirer. Why does bluesky think I want this?

Everybody is always asking "where's MCR5??" Two things: 1. It exists. It's called Conventional Weapons and it rules. 2. I think its actually pretty sick to put out four flawless rock albums, decide you have nothing left to say, and pack it in. I wish more artists did this.

My favoriten chinese restaurant used to do 7 wantons for $8.50. Now it's 4. I hate this timeline

I think my ex wife is lowkey a piece of shit actually

It's crazy how someone can roll into your life and show you all the ways people have been doing you dirty this whole time

I love my girlfriend so much it's actually absurd

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

I'm like really very angry that a pack of cigarettes, a donut, and an engery drink is 20 fucking dollars. Like the barest of bare blue collar breakfast feels like a luxury purchase

Is it appropriate to wish your mommy domme a happy mother's day?

his full name is richard picture

Got depression? Try microdosing heaven by humping your girlfriend's leg for 45 minutes while she coos in your ear and refuses to let you cum

Been listening to Jenny From Thebes a lot lately. I think From The Nebraska Plant is one of the saddest songs I've ever heard

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my life is actually an extended experiment to determine which medications one can successfully jerk off on

😳 yes tho 🥰

call me a shitty mechanic the way I be blowing trannies all day

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they call it “horseshoe theory” because you are likely to believe it if you have been kicked in the noggin by a Horse

I did not expect much but I'm glad to say the first two episodes of the scrubs reboot are good and made me smile and giggle several times

boy toy? okay girl toy? okay puppyslut girltwink fucktoy? suddenly the drive thru employees are calling the cops. im soooo sorry i thought i could have it my way

this bill is legitimately a three-alarm fire. if they manage to define trans existence as explicit then there is nothing stopping them from genocide. i need every single cis person talking about this, calling their reps, getting out in the streets.

Lmao my dad just cold-called me with low bloodsugar (from the toilet) and called me "son" Like 4 times. And he wonders why there's so much emotional distance between us. It's been ten years old man, read a fucking book.

Love getting left on read after saying something filthy. Always great for the self esteem

marx didnt anticipate intellectually knowing that youre manic and still feeling like christ incarnate

calvinism is good-men-do-nothing theology

I need people who comment on tv about law to enunciate that second t in "statutes" and be consistent. my psyche cannot otherwise deal with what my imagination does with all the rogue statues doin stuff