Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

She is very lonely

when you stop writing for a day, leave off with something not *quite* finished and a note on how to finish it if necessary, so you can quickly jump in and accomplish something next session

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

pour les gens qui vivent à Angoulême ou qui viendraient à y passer, une de mes histoires courtes figurera dans l'exposition ✨ LGBTQomics ✨ qui ouvre fin mai à la Cité de la BD (dans la section érotique) elle y restera un peu moins d'un an !

I want teachers to be paid more, while working fewer hours, and having fewer children per class.

I signed this, you should too!

man given where I think things are headed between the oil supply shock, fertilizer shortages, normie Years of Lead, western drought, concentration camp plans, etc. it’s making it hard to gin up the motivation to go exert a bunch of energy doing shit I hate (exercise)

Clearly unwise, right? But like Jefferies is over there like "yeah if we sweep be prepared for NOTHING! NOTHING! YOU GET NOTHING! WE WIN YOU LOSE WE LOSE YOU LOSE YOU GET NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING" so I'm not really surprised when people get a little antsy.

This has not gone well for the Penguins. I haven't watched a Flyers game all year, but they are insanely suffocating against the Penguins. Maybe it's just that they're shutting down all offense and capitalizing better on miscues + better goaltending.

I am so sick of chronic headaches

Anyways i refused to pay almost $250 for 5 pieces of cardboard for a meme deck

“Hush now, be still. Soon you shall be one of us.”

I’ve been looking forward to reading this book about degrowth and Christianity for awhile. Glad it’s finally here! Thanks @deandettloff.bsky.social and @mattbernico.bsky.social !

this is a fromsoft creature

The faeries spoke in future perfect.

The "private prisons" line many people use is well-intended but misleading. For-profit prisons incarcerate less than 10% of the prison population. The problem isn't for-profit prisons... it's the American institution of prison altogether.

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Write what you think the section is in as few words as possible. Under 100 is good. Under 50 is better. Now retype that. Retype it again. Retype it until new words start to suggest themselves.

what elites say includes laws; the above heuristic is more accurate than laws. it looks too simple to be correct, but that's just bc transphobia is simple. if i knew of a more consistent predictor i'd be using it, but obviously transphobia is nowhere near the first or only thing this axiom works for

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

Today's book rec: "takes elements of familiar story lines -- a deal with the Devil, aliens living among us, and the all-too-real struggles of a young trans woman -- and combines them into something completely new, jarring, unexpected and beautiful." My full review: www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

Gosh!!!! Thank you so much @rickriordan.bsky.social for reading and recommending my book!!! ✨🍩✨

Isa Briones lobbing this out when The Pitt fandom is one of the most toxic around is braver than the Marines

okay so. hello cis people. see this below? it's a good joke about Caitlyn Jenner because it addresses her vehicular manslaughter, staying critical about Jenner without saying "she deserves to be discriminated against!" because saying the latter makes you an asshole. bsky.app/profile/iwri...

This is just saying transphobia trumps proximity to power. It does not, in fact, make me feel good.

Incredibly envious of everyone seeing this at SIFF

The cover for my next novel, CHIMERA, is here. Skin dancers, cannibals, kinslayers, monsters. The Vargers are many things, but family always comes first. Cover illustration by Xuanwei Su Cover design by Esther S. Kim Pre-order it here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Happy Tax Day. Just a reminder, as you potentially owe Uncle Sam: Mass incarceration costs the U.S. $445 billion every single year.

If there's one thing you can say about Wall Street guys is that they're very sensible and so we should all base our future welfare on their good judgement.

Have you ever noticed how it's always people who you would never ever have a nice human conversation with that are overwhelmingly in charge of everything, and how the everything they're in charge of is fucked and on fire?

holy shit

AGAIN AGAIN premieres at the Seattle International Film Festival May 11 and 12!!! I'm so excited to finally put this beautiful heartfelt movie out into the world. Grab your tickets before they sell out! www.siff.net/festival/aga...

GET FUCKING HYPED

Your Kindle's not obsolete, it just needs a jailbreak — and I'll show you how it's done You can transform your old Kindle — even a bricked device — into the ultimate open-source reader. Here's how. www.zdnet.com/article/your...

i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video

Name Four Non-Person Things That Make Your Life Livable: 1. Huskies 2. Snow 3. Books 4. Stargazing

a tricky riddle,,,,

Post four records that represent the diversity of your taste (tongue in cheek answer)

I don't remember seeing an image of Earth before that captures the (thin, fragile, tiny layer of) atmosphere so clearly. I mean, look at that.

NASA released two images Friday taken by Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman as he and the other astronauts aboard the Orion spacecraft continued their journey in space. 📸: NASA

Tbh with the amount I've changed even just in the last five years? It would be a disservice to not respect and acknowledge the me's I've been across my entire life before that I am an ever changing body, an ever changing soul, but at the core the same

This is beautiful omgg

makeshift-alarm-clock-that's-moderately-pissed-at-you

it’s so wild to see this visualized

This is my trans agenda

Torturing kids is legal in the name of religious freedom happy TDOV