YESSSSSS JOEEEEEEYYY!!! 🙌

If anyone’s interested, editors now prefer binary reviews - to generate online heat - and pressure their critic teams to deliver slatings or hymnings. A standard three star review (like this) will not get you much work as a freelancer, unless you’re happy to have it headlined as a pasting.

Via The Independent: Donald Trump’s false claim that London ‘wants to go to Sharia law’ has been described as ‘appalling and bigoted’ by Mayor Sadiq Khan. The Muslim Council of Britain responded: “We pray for Mr Trump's health and wellbeing as his hallucinations seem to be getting worse by the day”

Ed Davey has clocked that "we're not those cunts" is an enormous gap in the market right now, and fair play to him. You don't need "this is what we stand for" when no-one else is prepared to stand against the despicable.

Seems bad for our society when you can’t make racist terrorists the villains

I've been terrible at promoting this, but last year I launched a brand new A.V. Club column called Women of Action, all about the history of women-led action movies. And it just celebrated its one-year anniversary with a piece about Ripley and her seismic place in the canon!

I wonder if the BBC has any view about Gary Lineker’s freedom of speech 🤔

Millenium Falconhoof “Kill Babu Frik” “Babu is our friend” “He’s going to be here the whole adventure, capering around, making silly noises?” “Aye” “Kill him. He’s shite”

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

Developed as Ian Fleming's SOLO w/ Robert Vaughn, THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. soon became a duo after its debut #OTD in 1964. “The part of Ilya was 5 lines," David McCallum said. “But the writers saw the relationship...and it grew.” All episodes are on Internet Archive: archive.org/search?query...

Wishing everyone a great Fall.

Screw Anarchy Brewery

UK now recognises Palestinian state, Starmer announces. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cpw1qkyke4nt

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. not a selfie.

I think he means Brexit was worth it even though it made OTHER people poorer. Twat.

It absolutely baffles me how people can think that being born somewhere (by pure coincidence) defines whether you deserve certain things or not. "My consciousness worked really hard to be implanted into a body in this country. If you weren't clever enough to do the same thing, then that's on you."

I’d love to see an Andor / HBO style Judge Dredd series, leading up to the cliffhanger appearance of Judge Death. Directed by Frank Darabont. First half of Season 2 is about the fall of Deadworld.

Do you know how badly things have to be going in America for us to be owned this hard by the Dutch? The Dutch of all people

We weren't destroyed and we're only going to get better. Disappointing, but in no way embarrassing. #NUFC #UCL #HTL 🖤🤍

Again, but more so #NUFC

We need to get into them and also fuck them up for good measure #NUFC

GAME TIME MINUS 8

Are you a fan of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Then you may enjoy this. I did.

Antifa terrorists

It's pretty easy to cancel your Disney+ subscription, and a coordinated, national day of cancellations would send a very clear message about our values as Americans.

What a brilliant read. I was covered in goosebumps all the way through. ⚽⚪⚫⚪⚫⚪⚫ #HWTL #NUFC #NEWBAR www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Blimey www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sIM...

I love how all the so-called critics are shocked that Paul Thomas Anderson can shoot great action sequences because it tells me they're totally unfamiliar with his early work, like Alien vs Predator and Resident Evil: Afterlife, which has always been his true love

My dog has started nabbing a piece of broccoli off my plate. Does he like it or is he trying to warn me about green veg?

A novelist had a hit in the 70s leading to a huge payday & a splashy book launch. That book failed. He went to 80s Hollywood & wrote for a TV show. Cancelled after 2 seasons. He wrote for another show. Cancelled after 2 seasons. Movies & shows failed. In the 90s he went home & wrote Game of Thrones.

Benfica board

It's time to tell the racists to fuck off (FREE TO READ!) takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/this-is-en...

This is a delightful picture and then you notice Peter Dinklage which makes it even more delightful

So there is a Ceefax football app.. All other football apps on my phone are now defunct. #NUFC

Richard Kind timeline cleanse

These words from a Tory activist in Kruger's seat deserve some attention.

It melts my head that X is still used for official Government communications, and, catching up on today's news and the fact we have a foreign billionaire inciting violence on our streets, it's clearer than ever that this should end. I raised this in Parliament last week 👇

Whippets be like

I hope you all read this from me.

A deserved moment for both of them. Eddie’s reward after a stressful window #NUFC 🖤🤍

Not going to pretend today wasn't depressing but the far right has been stronger in the UK before. Mosley packed out Earls Court and was backed by several large newspapers. Enoch Powell had the support of 74% of the population. Musk has a net popularity rating of -52%

www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202... #nufc

Great header that, under a lot of pressure on his debut as well, probably not intended to be anywhere near the starting lineup yet either. Some boy. #NUFC

That's it. That's the picture. New chapter begins. #nufc

I'm gonna grab the opinions on Woltemade from the other place and bring em over here, but for now here's his little comp #nufc

Absolutely amazing thread

The mainstream media

All six seasons of #TheExpanse are back on Amazon Prime, if you want to check it out sometime...