this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life

i am willing to compromise by just insisting on prison terms for ICE employees. that is the moderate position.

RIP Udo Kier, a true original 📽️ his one and only social media post:

Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.

For the love of all that is holy stop using AI to produce slop making fun of Trump. It’s lame as shit and only normalized a technology that’s economically, environmentally, and intellectually destructive. It’s using fascist tools and thinking you’re fighting fascism. Stop.

Is this an episode of Staind Glass?

We have to make the Trump & Bill Clinton thing blow up at least as much as the JD Vance & his couch thing. Come on internet, this is what we've been training for!

Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"

This story gets sadder every day.

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Let's fucking go

Whoever made this is out of their mind because I could build my ideal Thanksgiving meal with like $7.

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time. All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner." It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

i’m so glad someone else feels strongly about this. less glad that that someone else is noel.

Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

Lol that the London No Kings event is called No Tyrants because…you know… www.nokings.org#map

gotta be one of my favourite genres

"Why yes, this is my carefully curated 13 hour playlist, and I'd love to listen to it and talk about my personal connection to every song." I respond to God as he escorts me into Heaven.

Could you call them up to defend your people against ICE and the cops? There are no rules anymore, get creative and have FUN

Congrats to Tim on getting the worst possible outcome. Love to see it.

One Battle After Another is a phenomenal movie that I hope everyone goes to see in the theater, but it isn't the best movie of the year. Not in a year where Sinners came out. Maybe most other years, but not this one.

Me setting my air conditioner to 82 so the local power grid doesn't buckle for the ai data center set to 64 degrees.

We don’t call everyone who disagrees with us a Nazi, JD, just the ones doing Nazi shit like: -masked secret police kidnapping people off the street -creating concentration camps -attempting to eradicate trans people -banning/burning LGBTQ/opposing viewpoint books -murdering fishermen in open waters

Trump today: youtu.be/K5hy5XDL-r4?...

Huh, so I guess we can do something about shootings, who knew?

From legend to legend.

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Maybe I'm just hopelessly old fashioned, but if you ask me, a usurer who lends at interest and takes profit shall not live. He has done these abominations and shall surely die. And his blood shall be on himself.

Words/phrases Democrats should never use: * bipartisan * my Republican friends * real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans) * yea (when voting on Republican bills) * distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did) * woke (in derogatory sense)

I have been an every day user of the internet since 1994. I will cold-turkey this bitch if I have to give every website my ID. I'll start a damn BBS or go back to MUDs or something, but you aren't getting my ID.

my roomie's car is in the shop and he's got a Ram 2500 loaner, so I've been driving it out of curiosity. first impressions: 1. i have stopped using turn signals 2. my eyes no longer register whatever a "crosswalk" is 3. sober so far but i really think four to eight drinks would help me drive

this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video

For 0 reason at all just wanna remind that South Park is one of the most virulently transphobic and its consistent rhetoric of aggressive centrism and never caring directly contributed to the fascist moment we're in. But hahaha they said trump gay with devil recycling their 20 yr old homophobic joke

The Lord giveth and he taketh away. On the same day of the death of Ozzy Osbourne, we get this announcement? Such highs and lows back to back. deadline.com/2025/07/kati...

Me at the Coldplay concert

I won't vote for a transphobe. I won't vote for someone who brutalizes the unhoused.

Theres something magical about baseball

"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."

tophitmaker.org/2025/sean-faust I'm a wild card. Interesting. Free votes only!!!!!!

In a less imperfect world, Musk and Trump would be forever cast as killers of children, and this would be front-page news for months and the subject of Sunday sermons in every church.