who decided that young big cats should be called cubs rather than kittens??? they're obviously kittens!

Labour MPs calling for an orderly transition but unfortunately their government needs to be at least 18 years old with four doctors to sign off first

Putin

I need to meet someone who switches their kitchen scale to ml to measure water so I can poke their brain about why they do that

I reached out to dozens of former top Ken Paxton donors for this story. I asked: why aren't you giving now, during the most important election of his career? A few declined to talk. One had died. One appears to be in Serbia, attempting to avoid fraud charges in the U.S. #txlege

Ok as someone actually familiar with what this is talking about I was kind of baffled so I looked into the writer and they've written a ton of articles that are ENTIRELY AI generated? This is an AI rewrite of another article they had generated. It actively hallucinated a bunch of stuff!

They realize all their supporters are on Bluesky right

"silicon sampling"

does anyone else ever think about how differently people from SF and Boston conceptualize "fluffer nutter"? In Boston it's a sandwich and in SF it's someone who nuts in a fluffer.

a *h₁wésus PIE day to all who celebrate

“Multifamily housing is for young renters and the poor while single family homes are for established adults with children” is a really pernicious folk theory about how housing markets should work that I think is foundational to so much bad housing policy at all levels of government.

War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General

The problem with adopting the terminology "late stage capitalism" is that it becomes progressively more and more funny to cite your work as time goes by, like "as has been shown, late stage capitalism is hurtling us towards rapid collapse (Smith, 1974)".

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

what if we kissed... in Spanktown, NJ

jfc why can't this app open a link correctly

found a legal way to keep my transphobic tenant’s security deposit

how did I not know Jesse Singal has specifically called r/neoliberal "insane" on trans issues?

do I count pynchon towards my quarterly goal of 1 non-sf/f fiction book?

what a legend lmao

Fuck ICE.

saw avatar 3 I need her

Update: The gamers are generating nude waifus with their GPUs

overhead lighting is the domain of the Sun and should be illegal for man to recreate

seems bad!

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

Pete Buttigieg: our fourth gay president

WHY IS HE STILL RECOMMENDING THIS MID TRANSLATION

rly crazy that hegseth claims to focus on increasing lethality while banning trans people. ime body count tends to soar after transitioning...

Love all these polls showing that Reform voters are just generally psychopaths on every issue, immigration is just the one where they got traction

I mostly hate stores playing Christmas music in November bc most Christmas music is bad

so now that the cuomotang is on the run, is nyc gonna do sparrow genocide now or smth?

tonight rly sucks for muslim, jewish, black, gay, disabled women seeking to control their healthcare

Not trying to slut shame, just saying I don’t think I could take sloppy seconds from a sectional.

Why is it that every disappeared US citizen is not front page news? At the very least we should have a little box with a count of the number of citizens who have been taken away and are not locatable and a link to a story with photos & min-bios, just as we used to do with military casually figures.

most people didn't understand that these were bad guys

ancient greek software engineer voice: boss gets a drachma, i get an obol thats why i code exclusively in cobol

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

This is a Memento Mori. It’s meant to remind you that you too must die. This is a philosopher skull, not a Nazi skull. It reminds you that you’re gonna die, but it doesn’t mean the owner is gonna actively try to murder you. 5/x

just found out about r/pussypassdenied, a far-right community that celebrates cats not getting what we want by being cute. sucks

do you think graham platner owns a speer hoodie?

*whispering* Bernie’s personnel judgment has always been shit and it would have been a real problem if he’d won

by a considerable margin, the most annoying feature of windows 11 to me is that you can only open the calendar on the primary display

can mamdani please give sliwa some highly visible but powerless job??

remember when you couldn't call a sandwich with meat a grilled cheese bc some guy on reddit had a 𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙩down??

if you sleep with me, I hope you don't mind that I sleep topless

you have to be so nice to yourself that you purr in your own company