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#LibrariesChangeLives. Let'e have some more please. @librariesconnected.bsky.social @iainmoore.bsky.social check my TL from last night and toda for more of these, let'e get it trending. #BookSky 📚📚📚📚📚

An entire industry written article that never mentions how most of the profits over the last 30 years went to shareholders, rather than being invested back into the network. Like water infrastructure, this is a self-made problem. newsroom.co.nz/2026/04/01/y...

New Zealand 4, Chile 1 !!! Boo-yah !!! #nzfootball #AllWhites #football #FIFA

#NZPol #NZPOLMEME #NZPolMemes #NZ

Bob Marley and the Wailers stage diagram for 1979 concert at Western Springs, Auckland, New Zealand. From Associated Theatre Services collection, NZ National Library; natlib.govt.nz/records/5042...

PM/CEO KPIs W/E Mar 30 Don't be a knob ❌ Don't make a fool of yourself on Breakfast TV ❌ Give us something to hope for ❌ Keep breathing in and out ✅ Try not to look pink or odd ❌

Friday night listening: Cluster - Sowiesoso (Sky, 1976). #krautrock #Cluster #NowPlaying #ambient #synths #MusicSky

Australia to send NZ some fuel provided that they get Russell Crowe, Crowded House and origins of Pavlova recognised in perpetuity

“He used to rev the engine whenever he left the driveway. Now he just sort of rolls down the hill in neutral,” one neighbour said. theshovel.com.au/2026/03/18/d...

Meanwhile in Auckland: artistic terrorists got to our egg-shaped, useless, Tory prime minister's electorate office

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Today I am at the hospital (not me this time) and in the next cubicle there's an old guy with a head injury, so they did a cognitive impairment test including "who is the Prime Minister?" He gives a chuckle and says "Luxon, but not for much longer" and the nurses go "well your mind seems to be ok"

Chooks coming home to roost.

Couldn't agree more.

If we still had political comedy shows, then they'd be doing an AirNZ safety video on him. "In the event of poor polling, please use the emergency slides..."

'Kaleidoscope' (1976-89) was perhaps NZ's greatest TV series about the arts. It was added to the UNESCO NZ Memory of the World register in 2017 Contrary to retro stereotypes about cultural elitism, it covered a wide range of topics. 30 full eps can be streamed 👇 www.nzonscreen.com/title/kaleid...

Q. It’s dark, so hard to see the detail, but try. How many tiles are there on the sails of the Sydney Opera House? A. 1,056,006

Our orange president is still worried about getting into Heaven. He should probably consider not being a war mongering fascist for a start. Not killing Iranian kids would also help. Anyway, here’s a song and video for him. BTW…no AI was used here at all. Enjoy! youtu.be/Rl1ETG6y8Io

Temporarily replaced the sign outside our house:

Bibi and Donald climbing the Escherian Stairwell.

Well he would say that, wouldn't he ? #nzpol

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John Cale’s Vintage Violence LP

Stunner after stunner.

In today’s NZ Herald

We're now entering the era of Freedom Tapas.

Seen in Ōtepoti today

www.odt.co.nz/news/dunedin... Behind the paywall (cos I need to get paid) but sobering reading for anyone interested in the New Dunedin Hospital…

New Zealand has more sunshine than Germany. But only 1 in 35 homes here has rooftop solar. Australia? 1 in 3. Why? I tried to find out - despite some strange secrecy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

You know what? Let’s not fact check the idiots who think Ayatollah Khameini, the Iranian supreme leader killed today, was the same guy as Ayatollah Khomeini, who led the Islamic Revolution in 1979. Let them believe he was 124 years old. In fact, persuade them he was kept alive as a head in a jar.

That’s a proper Labour/Labor party statement from Chris Hipkins, leader of New Zealand Labour. Speaks to values, values of peace, international law, and the values of the people of Aotearoa. Aotearoa New Zealand is a country with a big heart, this is how I’m used to that place responding.

Strong Four Seasons Total Landscaping vibes here.

people’s reluctance to pay for ‘music’ (LPs & CDs); “I just don't get it. $200 for a shitty hotel, no problem. $50 to fill the gas tank, oh well. Take my spouse out to dinner, $150 - but god forbid anyone pay a fair price for a cool artistic object that they will enjoy the rest of their lives”

I think the world should quickly call this The Epstein War.

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2013

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“Your monthly power charges are going up because our shareholders wanted more money and the government prefers a fossil-fuel based energy strategy”

Aside from my main job, I have also been a tour guide at a Dunedin heritage attraction frequented by large numbers of cruise ship passengers, for over 10 years. Never once have I ever heard any of them complain about homeless people. #nzpol #LyinLuxon #NationalNotFitToGovern

Voyager 1 is currently more than 24 billion kilometres from Earth and getting 17km farther every second and hilariously it is not as out of touch with New Zealand as our Prime Minister

Just listen to what Andrew’s nickname was amongst royal protection officers.

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

The secret diary of .. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor newsroom.co.nz/2026/02/21/t...

Guess we’ll call that 101.

This meme was made by the actual @mogwai.scot who might actually be the funniest

"Have the mushrooms kicked in yet sir?"

Never a truer word spoken.