me and my friends would have killed mr. wickham and lydia with hammers I can tell you that much

Oh so you're telling me the young people of today grow up in a culture that is both the same and very different to that which I grew up in and I need to adjust my brain accordingly while still recognizing our essential sameness? That sounds like some shit a guy born before or after me would say.

STEM: You have to be RIGOROUS and METHODICAL in your research and every result must be VERIFIABLE and PRECISELY REPORTED and REPRODUCABLE Also STEM: yes I have it from (Smith et al. 1998), a 872 page text book good luck finding it lol ;)

You can't just let a kid have an Xbox or PS5, they need to defeat each system in order of release starting with the NES.

"youre in a bubble" and you are just gonna stare at me like that and do nothing? i got hit by a goomba and im floating towards you and you are just standing there still? can you pop my bubble already we have to defeat bowser. im shaking the wii remote as fast as i can

Strawberry economics

Tucows' Winamp Skins of the Day (2000)

I'm sure someone has already done this

Earth, wind, water, fire, heart, and Captain planet

Abolish prisons but this guy should spend the rest of his life behind bars

Objectively hilarious

One of the few good things to come out of these elections is that now JK Rowling’s MSP is trans.

There is a vital difference between what students BELIEVE education is (under the current system) versus what they WANT education to be if you talk to most of them for more than a few minutes. Which is why I always ask “what would you want to try or learn if you knew it was OK to suck at it?”

Char Char Binks

You do the math! (you do the monster math)

We'd focus on making public spaces untenable for shithead politicians 24/7 There's never going to be any money in it, but that's ok

Toucan and I are having fun with that new game

I know pylons have their pilgrims, cultists calling themselves Children of The Hum, but I hate them. I dislike England of the wires, its giants marching across the land. I'm not saying blow them up like those ACT terrorists do, but I wish we were rid of them. – Sam Kacy #VOH

Inside you there are two Squirtles

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Do you remember this sweet face? When Rose first made an appearance on our page, it was because she was found on a country road, and 17,000 people viewed the post. Yet, she's still at our shelter 6 months later 💔 Could you be the person she's meant to spend fur-ever with? #dogs

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

Toshiro Mifune smoking on the set of Yojimbo

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

NASA is failing to ask the tough questions during this pre-launch show, namely: do these brave, incredible astronauts have faith-- of the heart. ARE THEY GOING WHERE THEIR HEARTS WILL TAKE THEM?

if you think your job sucks, remember the turnspit dog

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

The Romulans were created to tell a story about how people shouldn’t shoot at each other.

To expand on this, I own basically just my bed and PC and desk/chair. So I need like, bath mats and pots and all that stuff. Did I mention it's my birthday on monday? :D Happy to pay it back if you can wait until like mid may!

To expand on this, I own basically just my bed and PC and desk/chair. So I need like, bath mats and pots and all that stuff. Did I mention it's my birthday on monday? :D Happy to pay it back if you can wait until like mid may!

Life update! Starting a new job on Monday! And Monday is my birthday! Also I have to move next week, and have no money because I don't start working until monday! I feel like a dick asking, but if anyone wants to help a lil with moving costs, venmo is HalmanSA

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

seeing executives get interviewed by economists on CNBC is like watching two furbys talk to each other

"TACO" is the single stupidest piece of rhetoric about the Trump presidency and anyone who repeats it should be embarassed

I'm starting a new full time job on the 30th and looking at apartments or room rentals for the first time in my life (always rented from friends in the past) but I have a credit score slightly above 600. How fucked an I if I apply for something.

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

sure max landis is a huge piece of shit but you gotta admit his writing is painfully affected corny trash and his dad decapitates children

Realizing you haven't eaten yet at all today at 4am >>>>>>

He just stood there the whole time :/ #comedy #funny #supernatural

The correct answer is, they don't! Or very poorly.