“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

Toshiro Mifune smoking on the set of Yojimbo

Why would I use "AI," I actually know how to fucking write

NASA is failing to ask the tough questions during this pre-launch show, namely: do these brave, incredible astronauts have faith-- of the heart. ARE THEY GOING WHERE THEIR HEARTS WILL TAKE THEM?

if you think your job sucks, remember the turnspit dog

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

The Romulans were created to tell a story about how people shouldn’t shoot at each other.

To expand on this, I own basically just my bed and PC and desk/chair. So I need like, bath mats and pots and all that stuff. Did I mention it's my birthday on monday? :D Happy to pay it back if you can wait until like mid may!

To expand on this, I own basically just my bed and PC and desk/chair. So I need like, bath mats and pots and all that stuff. Did I mention it's my birthday on monday? :D Happy to pay it back if you can wait until like mid may!

Life update! Starting a new job on Monday! And Monday is my birthday! Also I have to move next week, and have no money because I don't start working until monday! I feel like a dick asking, but if anyone wants to help a lil with moving costs, venmo is HalmanSA

The only tech product that has delivered on its promise of redefining its field while also preserving the best of the past is this

seeing executives get interviewed by economists on CNBC is like watching two furbys talk to each other

"TACO" is the single stupidest piece of rhetoric about the Trump presidency and anyone who repeats it should be embarassed

I'm starting a new full time job on the 30th and looking at apartments or room rentals for the first time in my life (always rented from friends in the past) but I have a credit score slightly above 600. How fucked an I if I apply for something.

Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

sure max landis is a huge piece of shit but you gotta admit his writing is painfully affected corny trash and his dad decapitates children

Realizing you haven't eaten yet at all today at 4am >>>>>>

He just stood there the whole time :/ #comedy #funny #supernatural

The correct answer is, they don't! Or very poorly.

You know what tho

Also: Bob Hoskins AND John Leguizamo AND Dennis Hopper in the same film. That’s one hell of a talented cast.

Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target. We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.

This is from 1975.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I think he looks like he's about to announce that the Bajoran workers have taken control of Ore Processing and have three minutes to surrender before neurozine gas is vented into the compartment.

MY BIRTHDAY PARTY STARTS NOW! www.twitch.tv/tired_actor

We didn’t win, place, or show; but it’s all politics anyway.

The more Timmy Chalamet speaks, the more his relationship with a Jenner makes all the sense in the world

Tooth extracted 2 hours ago and it's still bleeding (normal!) and I'm extremely anxious it'll never stop. (it will)

Now I want to know what everyone’s favorite cover song is

Now I'm thinking about covers www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmxL...

oh my god ahahaha

I just found a channel that hosted a Tekken 8 tournament in what I can only assume to be a retirement home and I am DELIGHTED

Extremely cool that my tooth chose to fall apart right as all the dentists in town close

@littlelistmaker.bsky.social The new profile pic is great!

Alison is the best everyone gas her up please

New! youtu.be/Ou4vAjpcZp4?...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

If you want an actually functioning democracy, it is actually in our interest to make working for fascists really uncomfortable. I don't know what to tell you.

"Fuck every cause that ends in murder and children crying." Iain M. Banks

This sounds far too not hanged by the neck until dead, which is how we need to deal with fascist warmongers

Oh wow he lied, unforeseeable!!

lol

I wish Liz was alive to see this

i often think about this review

Jacksonville State University's Department of English is hiring an Instructor!

Incels: I need to pass on my genes! The genes:

only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”