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Incels: I need to pass on my genes! The genes:

only thing scarier than “Isaac chotiner wants to talk to you” is “hbomberguy is looking into your past work”

If someone had bumped off Lowtax in 99, the entire arc of the 21st century might've been different. This is somehow an objective statement of fact

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

So for Dems, the win is: reiterating 3 things that are already law, 1 thing that is a best practice, and 1 thing that was already a rule up until 6 months ago? From the bottom of my heart: fuck off with this. And they didn't even include ICE out of hospitals, healthcare facilities and daycares.

Diane, we should do a bunch of muppet shorts about a contrarian mouse who lives in a box and complains about how everyone outside of his box is living in an echo chamber and naturally we should name him Thomas Chedderton Williams send skeet no revisions

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

Few things irritate me more than paeans to Joe Biden's supposed "decency." I mean, obviously he was "better than Trump," but he was and is a raging bigot and narcissist.

Lines that go straight up in charts that track disease = VERY BAD.

Also ppl who work in tech and live in/near San Francisco or Austin & make over $200,000/yr need to replace all the kids in the camps. Literally 80% of the world’s problems solved, right there. Please make me “czar” of that specific thing.

Dems: Ok, hear me out. What if we kept ICE, but they wore cameras Everyone: There are already cameras Dems: Yes, but these cameras are ON the ICE agents

"Return CBP to the border" Now that you have seen what CBP does, why is it okay to have them on the US-Mexico or US-Canada border? Some people say they want "a controlled border" but at what cost to life?

BIG TIME. Astonished to say it but now is an incredibly exciting time to begin a political career because *maintaining discipline* (DESTROY ICE & its even tangential supporters) as corporate Dems characteristically fumble ONCE IN A LIFETIME political capital will make people fall in love with you.

Same as it ever was

Bovino was an ablative fascist; burned off and discarded in order to protect & continue the white supremacist & fascist projects of the Trump Regime. A major variation between Trump I & II, so far, has been the lower turnover in sycophantic officials and lackeys in the Cabinet & elsewhere. 1/2

this is the equivalent of Klingon discommendation

Dave being one of our least-embarrassing Gen X artists was not something any of us mid-90s college kids would have predicted

Not mine but still daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

"ice out" just means they go somewhere else. We need to keep these fuckers like we keep that flag.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

i think about this picture of fred shuttlesworth looking at his bombed out house every day because it is in my classroom and so i see it five times a week. tired and defiant. a face that says well, on we go

We will need a Truth and Reconciliation Commission when these cruel, lawless people are out of office. They must be held accountable in order for our nation to heal.

Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.

Browning’s study of Reserve Police Battalion 101 shows how average men became mass shooters through peer pressure, conformity, and step by step escalation. Many were not ideological fanatics. The key dynamic was social belonging, fear of standing apart, and adapting to a violent new norm. 5/

Am I reading the statistics wrong or is a single government agency currently responsible for fully two thirds of the homicides in Minneapolis so far this year?

One of my favorite bits of niche Disney history: any instance of trademarked characters causing irrevocable damage to the environment.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

When you see how many people are out today for the strike in Minneapolis, remember that this is the temperature

no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

This will be a popular profile pic

i can't help but think that october 7 and the response thereto really put the final nail in the "rules based international order" - by totally capitulating to the express and overt idea that "international law is fake," western states let the fig leaf fall and in so doing left themselves exposed

Finally losing that Cold War as a legacy of Reaganism is some slow-roll karma.

just saw an ad for Walgreens that was like “Because you don’t stop for a sick day. And neither do we.” and uh. yeah that’s the whole fuckin problem bud

I'm A Democratic Politician, And My Solution To Getting Rid Of ICE Is To Give Them All Lil’ Kisses youtu.be/3i_8NcK_P1c

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

Honestly the next admin needs to make examples out of the soldiers involved in this (but they never will)

The US is a rogue state

Oh wait, shit. This is just the 1984 presidential election map.

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

@snackowska.bsky.social I found my lil notebook I used when writing my senior thesis and saw this and thought of you because IDK why I wrote pastoral and IDK what this means

more like...Brigitte Bardon't amirite

FDR's "Second Bill of Rights" has circulating on my socials again. I put together a presentation that breaks down part of the speech, and resources that can be shared. We need to have these conversations. To come together and evoke change. Or maybe I'm just weird. LINK: shorturl.at/mD1mt

JE-sus. If someone wrote this paragraph about something I'd made I'd change my name and move to the north pole.