Sky have got fucking Maurice Glasman on and I've never actually heard him speak before and Christ, he's just the most boring arsehole in a pub isn't he? Monstrously full of himself and just declaring everyone else to be stupid because they won't make Shabana Mahmood PM.

Sky News currently talking about where the radical left are in *Solihull* and I'm about to ascend into the ether

Some Labour MP on Sky News just called Andy Burnham the most popular politician in Britain and mate, Andy Burnham isn't the most popular politician in Manchester

The people demand Peter Mandelson

Fuck em up, Norwich.

I missed her takes. The more, unadulterated cope of a true believer. Magical.

Fascinating how Brum is suddenly about to be "ungovernable" when Labour did such a sterling job of fucking up constantly when they had Ba'ath Party numbers. I guess you just can't trust the locals to govern themselves without the steady hand of Labour.

Moving back home to the Black Country tomorrow and just checked the results and lol, lmao, never change guys

"Are you really still the Green party?" @zackpolanski.bsky.social : "You can't separate the environment from inequality" 🎯

The Greens win our first ever directly elected Mayor - a huge historic victory! Huge congratulations to Zoë and the entire team. Two party politics isn't dying. It's dead and it's buried. And we're making hope normal again.

Politico: I've ran the stats and they say Labour need to veer right to stop Reform The stats:

Taking all the autistic homies to the children's science museum to check out the "how to give compliments" display

Mate

Of course Labour in this case is Air France 447 where the pilot, copilot and relief crew are all squabbling obstinate fuckwits who aren’t talking, all determined to prove their incorrect conclusions about what the plane is telling them, and in the end what we get is plunged into the ocean

Man Kier Starmer is going to have a full-on freakout when he learns you can turn directions other than "right."

🚨reset klaxon🚨

He can build a pyramid of bin fires. He can top them with a huge column of burning excrement. Those skills look simple, but they’re not, and they’re vital.

This is what could be terminal for the Labour Right. Suddenly being in the party isn't a nice little money spinner for your mates and relatives.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

It's genuinely hilarious how badly Wes looks just like the Steve Bell version of David Cameron

They repealed the Trade Union Act in 1994

me at the polling station

10/10 work, no notes on the new and improved website lads

This year, I'm voting for the Green Menace

your post was classified as a serious boo boo, adding four goofs to your account, which elevates your permanent record to a gold bungle. we're putting you in the no no zone for a week

here come dat Zack Polanski vote Green!

I'm on the Bluesky naughty step for unknown reasons so until normal service is resumed, I can only assume the dread hand of Polanski is behind these actions